
Should I:
-dress up like Ed McMahon and try to get his old job by delivering strangers giant cheques in small denominations
-save up and buy RealDoll versions of my favorite bore posters for thread "reenactments"
-save up and buy everyone on the bore a RealDoll version of me
-save up and blow it all on a Vegas excursion, hope like Willco to find my very own "Party Viking"
-be fiscally responsible and invest
-run the car into a tree, get out and loudly proclaim "HAHA, it's payed for", walk away, buy new car
Additional ideas welcomed.