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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #420 on: June 27, 2009, 12:04:24 AM »
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #421 on: June 27, 2009, 12:35:05 AM »
Man what did Elvis do to you as a child Malek.  :'(

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« Reply #422 on: June 27, 2009, 01:02:17 AM »
So 166 million people watched the Euro Cup final last year, but 1.5 billion people watched Elvis in 1973? You kidding me? This was not even shown in China, India, or the USSR.

it was shown in 40 countries.
http://books.google.ca/books?id=3ixnhUy9Ma0C&pg=PA61
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viewed in prime time in Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Korea, Thailand, and the Philippines, and by American servicemen in Southeast Asia. The next night the show would be shown in twenty-eight European countries via a Euro vision simulcast. NBC would air the concert in the United States [three months later].
Page 61 Elvis in Hawaii By Jerry Hopkins
That's five short, but that figure may include some of the smaller South East Asian countries the US servicemen were stationed in.

1973 population figures


Asia
Japan: 108,079,000
Philippines: 39,758,820
Thailand: 39,271,380
Korea, South:33,934,870
Australia: 13,380,000
New Zealand: 2,956,000      
Asian Total: 237,380,070

28 Euro vision Countries in 1973: my generous estimate is at 400 million

US: 211,909,000

Total: 849,289,070

Even if every single man, woman, child, fetus, pet cat, goldfish in each and every one of those countries watched the fucking thing, it doesn't add up to a billion, let alone 1.5 billion.

And I was right: the source for the figures was the colonel!

http://books.google.ca/books?id=nOTxE8YQbWAC&pg=PT52&dq=Elvis+in+Hawaii++By+Jerry+Hopkins
"The Colonel characteristically claimed that Elvis attracted a billion viewers--a boast impossible to prove or disprove  [unless you're malek]. . . . " --Elvis in Hawaii By Jerry Hopkins

"The Colonel characteristically insisted that Elvis got not just a half-billion but a full billion viewers" --Elvis in Hawaii By Jerry Hopkins

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #423 on: June 27, 2009, 01:03:41 AM »
Ugh, Elvis. Sick of hearing that name in my area. We look upon his fanatics much in the same way Prole looks down upon Ninthings. Despite my severe distaste in Elvis, I cannot deny the importance of his role in both the music scene and history.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #424 on: June 27, 2009, 01:04:50 AM »
hey malek

u mad?
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« Reply #425 on: June 27, 2009, 01:20:02 AM »
I'm going for a walk in the park. Fuck this forum!
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #426 on: June 27, 2009, 01:30:33 AM »
Malek, you can take out Philippines from that list too. 1972 Marshall Law  instituted by Marcos only allowed Filipino songs on TV+Radio to be played. That lasted three or four years.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #427 on: June 27, 2009, 02:03:32 AM »
i knew he wouldn't let it go

mission accomplished
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #428 on: June 27, 2009, 02:08:06 AM »
btw, john lennon only made 9 million last year, 43 million less than the king of rock and roll

even in death lennon can't make money without ringo
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #429 on: June 27, 2009, 02:08:55 AM »
MALEK ARE YOU OK

MALEK ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK MALEK
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #430 on: June 27, 2009, 02:13:50 AM »
The Beatles were hippy scum.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #431 on: June 27, 2009, 02:13:58 AM »
Top Earning dead celebrities in 2008:

1. Elvis
2. Charles Schulz
3. Heath Ledger
4. Albert Einstein
5. Aaron Spelling
6. Dr. Seuss
7. John Lennon


Beverly Hills 90210 more relevant than John Lennon, confirmed
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #432 on: June 27, 2009, 02:15:30 AM »
Heath Ledger > John Lennon
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #433 on: June 27, 2009, 02:19:17 AM »
MALEK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #434 on: June 27, 2009, 02:20:13 AM »
One Fish, Two Fish > A Hard Days Night

Dr. Seuss was busting mad rhymes back before black people were even invented.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #435 on: June 27, 2009, 02:22:09 AM »
:lol

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MALEK ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK MALEK

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #436 on: June 27, 2009, 02:36:34 AM »
but seriously, i just played "ABC' on rock band unplugged in honor of this freakish celebrity homunculus's musical accomplishments

it's a perfect pop song

:bow little michael jackson :bow2
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #437 on: June 27, 2009, 02:37:19 AM »
MALEK ARE YOU OK

MALEK ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK MALEK
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #438 on: June 27, 2009, 02:38:18 AM »
but seriously, i just played "ABC' on rock band unplugged in honor of this freakish celebrity homunculus's musical accomplishments

it's a perfect pop song

:bow little michael jackson :bow2

I prefer I Want You Back (which sounds exactly the same as ABC lol)
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #439 on: June 27, 2009, 02:40:42 AM »
that's not on rock band unplugged :(
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #440 on: June 27, 2009, 02:42:58 AM »
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #441 on: June 27, 2009, 02:51:39 AM »
MJ had a nose and lips once.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #442 on: June 27, 2009, 02:55:12 AM »
but seriously, i just played "ABC' on rock band unplugged in honor of this freakish celebrity homunculus's musical accomplishments

it's a perfect pop song

:bow little michael jackson :bow2

I prefer I Want You Back (which sounds exactly the same as ABC lol)

I Want You Back is my favorite Jackson 5 song.  I would totally buy as DLC for Rock Band Unplugged 2.

They need Singstar Jackson just to to further justify my future purchase of Singstar Queen.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #443 on: June 27, 2009, 02:58:39 AM »
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #444 on: June 27, 2009, 02:59:56 AM »
You know there was going to be a MJ game for the PS3,PS2, and wii right? Word it it was going to be a singstar type game.

going to be, or still might be?

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #445 on: June 27, 2009, 03:02:22 AM »
[youtube=560,345]xW1fXL3s7bk[/youtube]

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I'm tripping!!  :dur
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #446 on: June 27, 2009, 03:05:24 AM »
MALEK ARE YOU OK

MALEK ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK MALEK
:lol

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #447 on: June 27, 2009, 03:06:27 AM »
You know there was going to be a MJ game for the PS3,PS2, and wii right? Word it it was going to be a singstar type game.

going to be, or still might be?

if joe jackson has anything to do with it, you'll be able to play a version on your calculator
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #448 on: June 27, 2009, 05:07:59 AM »
MALEK ARE YOU OK

MALEK ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK MALEK
:lol

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no he wins the internet
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #449 on: June 27, 2009, 06:15:51 AM »
:piss Elvis :piss2

:bow Malek :bow2

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #450 on: June 27, 2009, 09:03:04 AM »
:piss  Elvis :piss2
:piss The Beatles :piss2
:piss John Lennon :piss2
:piss Malek :piss2

:bow Michael Jackson :bow2

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #451 on: June 27, 2009, 09:11:12 AM »
That.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #452 on: June 27, 2009, 09:36:37 AM »
:piss  Elvis :piss2
:bow The Beatles :bow2
:bow John Lennon :bow2
:bow Malek :bow2

:bow Michael Jackson :bow2


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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #453 on: June 27, 2009, 11:00:39 AM »
Someone at GAF posted a video of the Jackson 5 performing "I'll Be There" back in like 2002 with weird looking Michael and his brothers all old looking. Really freakish to watch scary looking Michael doing Jackson 5 shit.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #454 on: June 27, 2009, 12:10:37 PM »
"Michael Jackson touched me in a way that no man ever has."

... written by Macauly Culkin?
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #455 on: June 27, 2009, 12:13:33 PM »
willco u so funny

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #456 on: June 27, 2009, 12:52:18 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #457 on: June 27, 2009, 01:46:04 PM »
I just realised all the people who hate on MJ after he died are white.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #458 on: June 27, 2009, 01:55:03 PM »
But we all have black hearts. 

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #459 on: June 27, 2009, 02:00:40 PM »
:lol Bore is great sometimes.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #460 on: June 27, 2009, 02:07:12 PM »
But we all have black hearts. 
and are in IT. I'm gong to write a thesis.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #461 on: June 27, 2009, 02:55:51 PM »
Not even the biggest "black" guy musician death.


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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #462 on: June 27, 2009, 03:32:37 PM »
I bet there was a 2 day prison riot here:


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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #463 on: June 27, 2009, 03:34:42 PM »
Was Freddie Mercury's death as big a deal as MJ's?
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #464 on: June 27, 2009, 03:36:42 PM »
Was Freddie Mercury's death as big a deal as MJ's?
Uh....of course not?

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #466 on: June 27, 2009, 03:38:38 PM »
I meant was it in the news for days, did MTV play Queen videos over and over again for days, that kind of thing.

Obviously I'm not old enough to remember.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #467 on: June 27, 2009, 03:59:16 PM »
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #468 on: June 27, 2009, 04:03:50 PM »
:bow  Elvis :bow2
:bow The Beatles :bow2
:bow Michael Jackson :bow2

but...

:piss John Lennon :piss2
:piss Paul McCartney :piss2


No way Elvis gets pissed on.  Don't Be Cruel and Return to Sender give him a free pass.  The Beatles, well, duh it's the Beatles; bigger than Jesus.  Michael Jackson 'cause he was that awesome.  They could probably put his videos in constant rotation on VH1 and get better ratings than they usually get.  MTV as well, for that matter.

But Lennon, other than Double Fantasy, needed the treacle of McCartney to temper his outre tendencies.  Just as McCartney is nearly unlistenable as a solo artist without Lennon's snear.  Fuck Ram; that album is unlistenable pablum.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #469 on: June 27, 2009, 04:05:33 PM »
Was Freddie Mercury's death as big a deal as MJ's?
Uh....of course not?

Wouldn't the only singer to die who even comes close in popularity have been Elvis?  Were Lennon, Sinatra, and Brown anywhere near the level of mega-star that MJ was?
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #470 on: June 27, 2009, 05:57:51 PM »
:bow  Elvis :bow2
:bow The Beatles :bow2
:bow Michael Jackson :bow2

but...

:piss John Lennon :piss2
:piss Paul McCartney :piss2


No way Elvis gets pissed on.  Don't Be Cruel and Return to Sender give him a free pass.  The Beatles, well, duh it's the Beatles; bigger than Jesus.  Michael Jackson 'cause he was that awesome.  They could probably put his videos in constant rotation on VH1 and get better ratings than they usually get.  MTV as well, for that matter.

But Lennon, other than Double Fantasy, needed the treacle of McCartney to temper his outre tendencies.  Just as McCartney is nearly unlistenable as a solo artist without Lennon's snear.  Fuck Ram; that album is unlistenable pablum.

luckily Malek is in the park so he can't read such blasphemy
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #471 on: June 27, 2009, 06:17:44 PM »
ugh. can someone change the thread title? "Michael Jackson is dead" is just fucking depressing. I'm already wishing this thread would just die already.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #472 on: June 27, 2009, 08:07:28 PM »
Hendrix? Hmm. He didn't captivate the entire world, though.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #473 on: June 27, 2009, 08:33:09 PM »
John Lennon was awesome even after The Beatles; just Instant Karma vindicates his praise.  Paul McCartney, not so much.

Was Freddie Mercury's death as big a deal as MJ's?

If I was old enough to be as big of a fan now, then it probably would have been close.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #474 on: June 27, 2009, 08:37:00 PM »
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #475 on: June 27, 2009, 09:27:01 PM »
I just realised all the people who hate on MJ after he died are white.

They also seem to be the most generally cynical people.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #476 on: June 27, 2009, 09:32:48 PM »
I just realised all the people who hate on MJ after he died are white.

They also seem to be the most generally cynical people.

That woman in the middle is so cynical.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #477 on: June 27, 2009, 09:34:56 PM »
That fuckin' cynical bitch.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #478 on: June 27, 2009, 09:37:42 PM »
Fucking :lol :lol

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 :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #479 on: June 28, 2009, 12:18:25 AM »
BREAKING NEWS!!!

An imam at the Mosque in this city is visiting from CA and he said that the Jackson family approached the Islamic association in LA to prepare an islamic burial for Michael Jackson after the autopsies are done!!

I really hope that this is true for Michael's sake. I don't know if any of the allegations are true or not, but if he did convert then God will wipe away all his sins he commited before converting, excluding any major ones. But if he truely repented for anything he did then hopefully God will forgive him.

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