ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)

[Barry Egan]

So I was reading this thread on SA and found some of the quotes to be...amusing...

saying "i would never have sex with a man" is pretty homophobic (and incorrect)...
you might not be attracted to men in this instant, but claiming you would not have sex with a man is a lie and the reason people tell it is homophobia

*In response to someone stating that they wouldn't have sex with a transexual*
This is a bad post, and you should feel bad.

if you wouldn't have sex with a preop or postop mtf you're afraid of your sexuality

WHAT?!??!  Can someone please calibrate the level of shame I'm meant to be feeling for being a heteronormative male?  Should I be atoning for my sins with real cock and fake vag? 

I could use some perspective here. 

[The Fake Shemp]

My God.

[Crushed]

if you wouldn't fuck a hot cheeseburger man i don't know what to tell ya

probably just hand in your balls right now

[Diunx]

For some reason I find the idea of having sex with a cheeseburger more disgusting than having sex with a regular man.

[Crushed]

if you wouldn't fuck a hot cheeseburger man i don't know what to tell ya

probably just hand in your balls right now

No, see, that's what they did.

not the sexiest ones

[The Fake Shemp]

Would you bang the cheeseburger from It's Always Sunny?

[Kara]

Here I was expecting something about women.

[Joe Molotov]

Here I was expecting something about women.

We're only concerned with the two main genders here at Evilbore; male and cheeseburger.

[Barry Egan]

Here I was expecting something about women.

just invert the op; women are homophobic for not desiring sex with other women, and they are afraid of their sexualities and should feel bad for not having had sex with ftm transgenders. 

[Flannel Boy]

Would you bang the cheeseburger from It's Always Sunny?

but she's not a real cheeseburger.

[Himu]

If I sucked on Prole's woodpecker but didn't let him stick it in my butt would that make me gay? Because I'm scared it'll classify me a homo. I just don't want that to happen.

[Kara]

just invert the op; women are homophobic for not desiring sex with other women, and they are afraid of their sexualities and should feel bad for not having had sex with ftm transgenders. 

That's hot...*keeps reading* fuck you cheeseburgers they're mine!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd bang a cheeseburger. Wouldn't kiss her, or let her near my ass. But I'd definitely bang her

I'm comfortable enough in my hetero identity to admit this.

[Himu]

I've been with a post-op.

It was interesting.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wait, what? story plz

[Crushed]

also chipopo i should note that lf is doing bad right now admins are letting shitposters rum amok and post goatse and trolls from different sections are coming in and everything's crazy now

[Himu]

Wait, what? story plz

Not telling you shit.

[Kestastrophe]

Would you rather hump a hot cheeseburger or Buck Angel

[Phoenix Dark]

Wait, what? story plz

Not telling you shit.

cuz you a homo

[Barry Egan]

just invert the op; women are homophobic for not desiring sex with other women, and they are afraid of their sexualities and should feel bad for not having had sex with ftm transgenders. 

That's hot...*keeps reading* fuck you cheeseburgers they're mine!

of course, the thing that makes those sentiments strange (to me anyway), is not the idea that a man would have sex with another man or with a transsexual, but with the moralizing involved.  Straight men and women should feel bad for not seeking out gay and transsexual sex.

[Himu]

Wait, what? story plz

Not telling you shit.

cuz you a homo

I am?

Fuck.

[Kara]

of course, the thing that makes those sentiments strange (to me anyway), is not the idea that a man would have sex with another man or with a transsexual, but with the moralizing involved.  Straight men and women should feel bad for not seeking out gay and transsexual sex.

Ain't nobody can make me feel bad except my momma!

(She isn't trans.)

[Barry Egan]

of course, the thing that makes those sentiments strange (to me anyway), is not the idea that a man would have sex with another man or with a transsexual, but with the moralizing involved.  Straight men and women should feel bad for not seeking out gay and transsexual sex.

Ain't nobody can make me feel bad except my momma!

(She isn't trans.)

Oh really?  When was the last time you checked? 

[Propagandhim]

 

[Kara]

Mother fucker I walked right into that one.

(Freudian slip not intended.)

[Van Cruncheon]

If I sucked on Prole's woodpecker but didn't let him stick it in my butt would that make me gay? Because I'm scared it'll classify me a homo. I just don't want that to happen.

it isn't gay if we kill all the witnesses

[Himu]

[Joe Molotov]

If I sucked on Prole's woodpecker but didn't let him stick it in my butt would that make me gay? Because I'm scared it'll classify me a homo. I just don't want that to happen.

it isn't gay if we kill all the witnesses

I was going to watch, but nevermind!

[Kara]

Well I am now.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just holding out on jumping in until the state of sex-change technology improves.  It's a matter of technology strategy, not ideology -- I'm waiting for SP1.

[Himu]

I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just waiting for the state of sex-change technology to improve before I jump in.

A post-op mtf vagina is just like the real thing.

[Barry Egan]

Himu did she tell you she was transexual before or after the relationship turned physical?

[Himu]

before.

[The Fake Shemp]

It all makes so much sense now.

[Veidt]

I don't visit SA.

[The Fake Shemp]

I wasn't talking about SomethingAwful, but the fact that Himuro bangs cheeseburgers.

[Barry Egan]

I have officially spent my entire day reading that thread.  I don't know how I'll ever fully recover. 

[Kara]

Narcotics. Lots of them.

[Barry Egan]

yea.  That and lots of gay sex.

[Kara]

They go hand in hand, baby.

[Madrun Badrun]

I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just holding out on jumping in until the state of sex-change technology improves.  It's a matter of technology strategy, not ideology -- I'm waiting for SP1.

 

[Mr. Gundam]

I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just waiting for the state of sex-change technology to improve before I jump in.

A post-op mtf vagina is just like the real thing.

Yeah.... no.

[Yeti]

I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just holding out on jumping in until the state of sex-change technology improves.  It's a matter of technology strategy, not ideology -- I'm waiting for SP1.

 

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Does this get you hot and bothered? 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Yes

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[Kara]

I wouldn't have sex with anyone.


I win and lose at the same time!

The only winning move is not to play.

[Madrun Badrun]

I wouldn't have sex with anyone.


I win and lose at the same time!

The only winning move is not to play.

[Barry Egan]

if you wouldn't fuck a hot cheeseburger man i don't know what to tell ya

probably just hand in your balls right now

No, see, that's what they did.

the only thing i hate about my wiener is that it reminds me i have male privilege 

[Veidt]

Thread is gold

[Hollywood]

And here I thought this was going to be about Title 9 or something interesting. Anyone ever notice how many threads about gays and other shit are on this board and GAF? Holy hell, doesn't this stuff get tired? Damn this board needs more chicks, way too much of a sausage fest here. I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.

[Veidt]

And here I thought this was going to be about Title 9 or something interesting. Anyone ever notice how many threads about gays and other shit are on this board and GAF? Holy hell, doesn't this stuff get tired? Damn this board needs more chicks, way too much of a sausage fest here. I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.

In before retaliatory posts with more subtext.

[Hollywood]

And here I thought this was going to be about Title 9 or something interesting. Anyone ever notice how many threads about gays and other shit are on this board and GAF? Holy hell, doesn't this stuff get tired? Damn this board needs more chicks, way too much of a sausage fest here. I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.

Oh shut up. You love it more then anyone else here.

GTFO

[Bildi]

Why would you even post here if you don't like sausage fests.

Go and spend more time with your female friends you sexually insecure tosser.

[OptimoPeach]

I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.

Hi, you must be new to the internet.

[recursivelyenumerable]

gotta get me some 

[Madrun Badrun]

wait, Hollywood isn't gay?  I thought he was the gayest of the bunch. 

[CurseoftheGods]

I thought Hollywood was gay too.

[Van Cruncheon]

he's butch locker room gay, though

[Hollywood]

LOLZ no ur gay. Damn I'm channeling some 5th grade insults now, you got me. 

[chronovore]

I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just waiting for the state of sex-change technology to improve before I jump in.

A post-op mtf vagina is just like the real thing.

I thought there's bits missing. Even though the penile material is repurposed into vaginal wall material, and even a clitoris of sorts can be fashioned, there's no clitoral hood, and the systems for lubrication are of course missing. Or has the medical procedure improved recently?