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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 03:17:22 PM »
YOU KNOW WHAT OL' JACK BURTON SAYS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 03:17:56 PM »
WHO?
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 03:24:32 PM »
JACK BURTON. ME!
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 04:44:11 PM »
It's FOX. It'll be barebones. Holding on to my two disc DVD of it.

Local station is showing it in HD tonight though!
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 08:04:25 PM »
YOU KNOW WHAT OL' JACK BURTON SAYS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

YEP!  HE'D SAY HE WANTS HIS TRUCK BACK!

AND BOY IS HE RIGHT.

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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 01:13:37 AM »
Epic. Carpenter is a genius ahead of his time, and has been totally overlooked. I fear people won't realize his contribution to the medium until he's passed.

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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 01:30:32 AM »
I would buy In the Mouth of Madness on Blu-Ray.
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2009, 04:16:58 AM »
I'm surprised this hasn't been announced to be remade yet. Truly a film too good that even Hollywood wouldn't dare touch its magic juice. :bow2
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2009, 06:20:40 AM »
I would buy In the Mouth of Madness on Blu-Ray.

Sign me up for Prince of Darkness.

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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2009, 07:13:41 PM »
What is Carpenter up to anyway?
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2009, 08:08:38 PM »
Being mediocre.
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2009, 08:28:13 PM »
What is Carpenter up to anyway?

Having checks placed in his hands by production companies doing remakes of his masterpieces.

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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2009, 03:25:06 AM »
Being mediocre.

You're mostly right. I think, before anyone judges him, they should try making several movies that score acres of fans and money, more or less CREATING a genre that makes billions for Hollywood, and still having their balls driven over by the studios repeatedly, being given meager, shitty little multiple-movie on a shoestring budget contracts forever. I would not be surprised if he's lost hope.

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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2009, 06:18:25 AM »
I think he's just lost his passion.  Hell, I liked Ghost of Mars, but even I could say he was phoning it in, sorta.  Not to mention that three of his last four movies were remakes, two of which were remakes of his own earlier films (Escape from LA is practically a mad libs version of Escape from NY, Ghosts of Mars to Assault on Precinct 13, less so).

I don't think he's ever given a crap about his critical reputation, I think he hasn't made anything significant in years is because the times have passed him by, so to speak.  Even during the 90's he was making the same kinda films he made in the 80's, more or less the exact same way.  I'm sure he could get a film going if he wanted to, but I don't believe he has the patience to put up with any studio meddling, or that he's capable/willing to change his methods.  And I doubt seriously that he's chomping at the bit to make a neutered, PG-13 version of a John Carpenter movie in 2009 to appease the kids who weren't even born when he was in his heyday.
What is Carpenter up to anyway?
Having checks placed in his hands by production companies doing remakes of his masterpieces.
He said he signed up to the Halloween remake for purposes of quality check.  He signed the contract, they gave him a quality check.
BTW, I understand he's a big videogamer now, loves his Xbox I hear.  So if there's an old-sounding guy who's waaaaaaaaaaaay more awesome then you dealing ownage at Halo, now you know why.

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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2009, 06:20:59 AM »
I think he cared, and it did him in. Check out this documentary if you haven't already:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2652143440624195957

BTW, watched my standard def DVD of Big Trouble last night, and really enjoyed it but MAN the subtitles are half assed. Skipped lines, truncated lines... if you had to go just by the subtitles, you'd have big trouble <insert little china punchline here>.
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2009, 08:18:26 PM »
I think he cared, and it did him in. Check out this documentary if you haven't already:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2652143440624195957

BTW, watched my standard def DVD of Big Trouble last night, and really enjoyed it but MAN the subtitles are half assed. Skipped lines, truncated lines... if you had to go just by the subtitles, you'd have big trouble <insert little china punchline here>.
thanks very much for the link.  Good times.

and I do believe that Adrianne Barbeauu is the oldest women that I would gleefully ravish if given the opportunity.  That is the GILF gold standard right there.

chronovore

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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2009, 10:09:05 PM »
Yeah, I agree. Back in the day she was insanely hot, but even in her run during Carnivale she was pretty sexy. "GILF" - LOL.

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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2009, 06:08:32 PM »
I may take shit for this, but Big Trouble is even too campy for me.
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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2009, 09:03:41 PM »
I may take shit for this, but Big Trouble is even too campy for me.

I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced a very unreasonable post.
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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2009, 09:05:02 PM »
I may take shit for this, but Big Trouble is even too campy for me.

This is why you can't maintain relationships.
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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2009, 11:44:24 PM »
I don't understand what's going on.  I must be so naive.

chronovore

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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2009, 01:11:23 AM »
You are.

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