Author Topic: Wouldn't it be awesome if Michael Jackson's comeback tour started at his funeral (Read 17086 times)

cool breeze · « **Reply #120 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:54:30 PM »

someone needs to come on stage and tell people to stop treating this like a concert or party

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #121 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:55:12 PM »

Amen.

ManaByte, go down to the Staples Center and hit all the attendees leaving in the fucking face.

ManaByte · « **Reply #122 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:55:14 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on July 07, 2009, 03:54:30 PM

someone needs to come on stage and tell people to stop treating this like a concert or party

Bbububububu it is. And it was FREE!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #123 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:57:23 PM »

Michael Jackson made people with strokes smile!

That just seems cruel.

ManaByte · « **Reply #124 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:57:37 PM »

It's so nice for all these big famous black people to pay tribute to a white guy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #125 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:58:31 PM »

Joe Jackson is wearing fucking sunglasses to his child's funeral?

He was fucking smiling too!

ManaByte · « **Reply #126 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:58:52 PM »

So the house of representatives supports pedophiles now?

ManaByte · « **Reply #127 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:59:32 PM »

HOLY SHIT. A congresswoman just said MJ was innocent.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #128 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:59:46 PM »

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

AND LETS SEE SOMEONE ACCUSE A DEAD MAN!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #129 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:00:50 PM »

Innocent.

ManaByte · « **Reply #130 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:01:21 PM »

Just wait until Macaulay Culkin writes his autobiography.

Beezy · « **Reply #131 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 07, 2009, 03:58:31 PM

Joe Jackson is wearing fucking sunglasses to his child's funeral?

He was fucking smiling too!

The whole family is wearing sunglasses.

ManaByte · « **Reply #132 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »

STOPPED! STOPPED! STOPPED!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #133 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:04:37 PM »

Then the whole family is distinguished mentally-challenged.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #134 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:05:20 PM »

Sweet, political battle incoming!

Hollywood · « **Reply #135 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 07, 2009, 04:03:48 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 07, 2009, 03:58:31 PM
Joe Jackson is wearing fucking sunglasses to his child's funeral?

He was fucking smiling too!
The whole family is wearing sunglasses.

Yeah, WTF is weird about that? I wore sunglasses to funerals before, a lot don't want to just break down lin front of everyone.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #136 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:06:18 PM »

At an indoor memorial service? Fucking weirdos.

ManaByte · « **Reply #137 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:06:28 PM »

Dumb bitches keep yelling for Michael. He's dead you stupid cunts.

cool breeze · « **Reply #138 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:06:56 PM »

btw, is Paul there? I know there were problems in the past, but they still had history.

ManaByte · « **Reply #139 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:07:16 PM »

Was Usher working as an usher during the service?

Beezy · « **Reply #140 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:07:31 PM »

Oh look, Usher is a dick too because he's wearing sunglasses!

Stfu, Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #141 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:08:08 PM »

I didn't wear sunglasses to my grandfather's funeral and it was outdoors! I cried like a man.

ManaByte · « **Reply #142 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:10:47 PM »

Yikes. Latoya looks scary. Good thing for that hat.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #143 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:12:19 PM »

Usher breaks down crying in the arms of Michael's family, and some dumb bitch in the audience is hollering "MICHAEL JACKSON!"

ManaByte · « **Reply #144 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:14:57 PM »

Wait for the VIPs to leave, then gas the rest of them.

Hollywood · « **Reply #145 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:16:29 PM »

Wow Smokey looks great, he's 69 years old!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #146 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:19:10 PM »

Yeah, he looks like he's in his 50s

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #147 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:19:58 PM »

Who is the kid?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #148 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »

Man, putting that kid on the stage was the least subtle display of opportunistic promotion.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #149 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:23:13 PM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #150 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »

selling a kid at a funeral

classy

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #151 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:25:58 PM »

Being a white city dweller who doesn't listen to popular music, I have no idea who some of the people on the stage are...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #152 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:26:35 PM »

Who the fuck is that ALIEN!?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #153 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:28:47 PM »

Haha, did anyone see the look on Lionel Richie's face?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #154 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:30:24 PM »

Who is that girl singing Heal The World? She's pretty hot.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #155 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:30:38 PM »

Did I see the Corey's on stage? Was that MC Hammer in the background?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #156 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:31:07 PM »

BLACK + WHITE COUPLE ROCKING OUT! HEAL THE WORLD!

ManaByte · « **Reply #157 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:31:39 PM »

Ok

Why

The

Fuck

Do the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows in the audience have FUCKING LIGHTERS LIT?!?!?!?!?!?!!

ManaByte · « **Reply #158 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:32:11 PM »

LOL they just showed Sharpton. He wasn't singing and looked confused.

ManaByte · « **Reply #159 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:33:54 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #160 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:34:10 PM »

The Seattle NBC affiliate just broke away to the noon news.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #161 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:34:27 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #162 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:35:30 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #163 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:35:55 PM »

Oh god. Those eyes.

Himu · « **Reply #164 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:36:05 PM »

lol @ Usher eyein' this dude's crazy hair at the Michael Jackson memorial

ManaByte · « **Reply #165 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:37:11 PM »

Someone on GAF posted a pic of Pedobear with one white glove and everyone is screaming for him to be banned. LOL

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #166 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:37:39 PM »

I thought it was pretty funny.

Himu · « **Reply #167 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:37:48 PM »

Post the pic, faggo.

ManaByte · « **Reply #168 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:38:23 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #169 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:39:20 PM »

They didn't even use any effort.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #170 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:39:56 PM »

I did see Corey Feldman there!

Quote

Corey Feldman showed up at Michael Jackson's public memorial Tuesday at L.A.'s Staples Center dressed as the King of Pop.

He arrived at 10:19 a.m. dressed as the singer from his Dangerous era - wearing all black, a military-style jacket, a black fedora and sunglasses. He also had strands of his hair hanging in front of his face - a 'do Jackson famously sported.

Feldman used a Kleenex to wipe tears from under his sunglasses.

John Mayer gave him a puzzled look.

ManaByte · « **Reply #171 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:40:00 PM »

Haha his "kids" are talking now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #172 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:40:05 PM »

:'(

Tucah · « **Reply #173 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:40:44 PM »

Paris :'( :'( :'( :'(

Himu · « **Reply #174 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:40:49 PM »

I can't be the only one who finds it weird to see his kids talking can I? I mean, he like, basically shielded them from society.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #175 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:41:12 PM »

I was surprised they let her talk.

ManaByte · « **Reply #176 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:41:23 PM »

That and they aren't his kids.

Himu · « **Reply #177 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:41:27 PM »

PLEASE LET THE COFFIN OPEN AND LET A ZOMBIE MICHAEL POP OUT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #178 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:41:30 PM »

That poor thing. She totally broke down.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #179 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:41:54 PM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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