Author Topic: omg a girl talked to me O_O (Read 2809 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** July 05, 2009, 06:45:42 AM »

actually i don't even like her that much. i mean i like her as in like her enough for a friend like her but not really really like her. but she is gorgeous so it's like omg a pretty girl keeps repeatedly talking to me on multiple occasions and asking me about personal stuff and stuff! but her personality is too "princess-y" for my taste, it's not a criticism of her, she doesn't actually act super selfish in any way that affects other people negatively as far as I can tell or anything, it's just aesthetically not to my taste. i don't really like girly girls, even if they're painters or whatever, i like depressive misfits. the kind of girl who either actually reads kafka and dostoevsky and grooves on them or at least i could imagine her doing so.

omg i'm totally going to develop a selfish crush on her and ruin everyone's life. at least (when she was asking me about the last girl i had a crush on) i said in passing "you know that stereotype where nerdy guys like me will have a crush on a girl and just become her friend and try to keep his deeper feelings to himself" so hey, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:49:15 AM »

she's just bored.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:52:27 AM »

probably. she just broke up with her bf a month or so ago tho

but we're not at all compatible personality wise $:-\$ but she's so pretty

but we're not at all compatible personality wise $:-\$ but she's so pretty

but we're not at all compatible personality wise $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:53:06 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:54:19 AM »

i know it's just totally awesonne

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:55:35 AM »

she's not dumb though btw. it's just a stylistic thing.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:10:55 AM »

leper recursive

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:15:59 AM »

you said i get laid but i haven't in four months

so fuck off

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:10:44 AM »

fuck your taste

pilonv1 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:05:39 AM »

www.livejournal.com

archie4208 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2009, 11:30:46 AM »

jesus christ

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2009, 11:41:39 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 05, 2009, 08:46:14 AM

One time a girl talked or me.

True Story.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2009, 12:24:41 PM »

Next week's episode: "i kissed a girl and i liked it"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2009, 12:40:23 PM »

best poster ever

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2009, 12:50:49 PM »

Opposites attract... just go for it, it won't hurt that much if you blow it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2009, 01:02:52 PM »

If you're gonna tell a girl story, do it right

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119358

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2009, 01:42:29 PM »

Talk to her about Knights in the Nightmare.

Cyanista · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2009, 02:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 05, 2009, 10:01:05 AM

Does a girl need to be depressive to enjoy literature though? Doubtfull.

LOL yes no happy well adjusted female would ever read ANYTHING other than Twilight or Harry Potter!!!

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jesus christ

this

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:24:36 PM »

You guys are really sad.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:32:41 PM »

Quote

LOL yes no happy well adjusted female would ever read ANYTHING other than Twilight or Harry Potter!!!

no happy well adjusted female could possibly appreciate kafka like i do

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:33:11 PM »

This is why I love recursive.

lennedsay · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2009, 04:13:48 PM »

What's the issue here? Just fuck her until she's over her rebound instinct. That way it doesn't matter that you have nothing in common and things would never work out in the long run. Win-win.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2009, 04:20:15 PM »

Quote

Next week's episode: "i kissed a girl and i liked it"

hope my boyfriend don't mind it

lennedsay · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2009, 04:21:15 PM »

Fuck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:33:58 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 05, 2009, 03:24:36 PM

You guys are really sad.

Coming from the guy whom was a walking Livejournal when some woman took pity enough to let you put her penis inside you.

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:37:27 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 05, 2009, 03:24:36 PM

You guys are really sad.

Not anymore I have Prozac.

Oh you meant that kind of sad.

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 05, 2009, 05:33:58 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 05, 2009, 03:24:36 PM
You guys are really sad.

Coming from the guy whom was a walking Livejournal when some woman took pity enough to let you put her penis inside you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:45:33 PM »

That was actually a typo, but the way it was written made me laugh, so I opted not to fix it.

lennedsay · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:49:02 PM »

At first I assumed it was a typo, but it was so funny that I would love to believe it was true.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:53:41 PM »

wilco teach me how to make mistakes with style!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:56:00 PM »

i didn't even notice that part because his misuse of "whom" was so glaring it blinded me to the rest of the sentence

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:56:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 05, 2009, 05:33:58 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 05, 2009, 03:24:36 PM
You guys are really sad.

Coming from the guy whom was a walking Livejournal when some woman took pity enough to let you put her penis inside you.

Does the family dog even count?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:56:51 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2009, 05:56:00 PM

i didn't even notice that part because his misuse of "whom" was so glaring it blinded me to the rest of the sentence

I need to hydrate some more. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:57:38 PM »

this thread is going places.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2009, 05:59:04 PM »

He looks so rapeable.

BlackMage · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:00:22 PM »

that dog is way too hot for FoC.

Mandark · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:00:41 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2009, 06:45:42 AM

actually i don't even like her that much. i mean i like her as in like her enough for a friend like her but not really really like her. but she is gorgeous so it's like omg a pretty girl keeps repeatedly talking to me on multiple occasions and asking me about personal stuff and stuff! but her personality is too "princess-y" for my taste, it's not a criticism of her, she doesn't actually act super selfish in any way that affects other people negatively as far as I can tell or anything, it's just aesthetically not to my taste. i don't really like girly girls, even if they're painters or whatever, i like depressive misfits. the kind of girl who either actually reads kafka and dostoevsky and grooves on them or at least i could imagine her doing so.

The eternal plight of the geek: the level of personal compatibility with a girl is inversely proportional to the amount of validation she provides.

BlackMage · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 05, 2009, 06:00:41 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2009, 06:45:42 AM
actually i don't even like her that much. i mean i like her as in like her enough for a friend like her but not really really like her. but she is gorgeous so it's like omg a pretty girl keeps repeatedly talking to me on multiple occasions and asking me about personal stuff and stuff! but her personality is too "princess-y" for my taste, it's not a criticism of her, she doesn't actually act super selfish in any way that affects other people negatively as far as I can tell or anything, it's just aesthetically not to my taste. i don't really like girly girls, even if they're painters or whatever, i like depressive misfits. the kind of girl who either actually reads kafka and dostoevsky and grooves on them or at least i could imagine her doing so.

The eternal plight of the geek: the level of personal compatibility with a girl is inversely proportional to the amount of validation she provides.

RAWR SMASH!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:05:44 PM »

BlackMage is too princess-y.

lennedsay · « **Reply #39 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:07:39 PM »

blue eyeshadow

BlackMage · « **Reply #40 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:08:34 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 05, 2009, 06:07:39 PM

blue eyeshadow

he looks like that one lady from the Drew Carey show.

Beezy · « **Reply #41 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:11:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 05, 2009, 06:08:34 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 05, 2009, 06:07:39 PM
blue eyeshadow

he looks like that one lady from the Drew Carey show.

Holy shit he does!

lennedsay · « **Reply #42 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:22:54 PM »

lol Mimi

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #43 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:24:37 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 05, 2009, 06:00:22 PM

that dog is way too hot for FoC.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #44 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:54:09 PM »

i think we can all agree that i rock at starting threads, even if their genius isn't always immediately evident to those of little faith.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #45 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:02:12 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2009, 06:54:09 PM

i think we can all agree that i rock at starting threads, even if their genius isn't always immediately evident to those of little faith.

Who saved this thread? Blue that's who. Not you.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #46 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »

all part of the grand design; I work in mysterious ways.

lennedsay · « **Reply #47 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:05:12 PM »

Yea, those are some pretty mysterious ways..

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #48 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:13:15 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2009, 07:03:19 PM

all part of the grand design; I work in mysterious ways.

*waits for Malek*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:16:48 PM »

malek is on a break, dead, or gone; it is very mysterious :'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #50 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:18:03 PM »

Are you insinuating something? Say it to my face!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:20:50 PM »

Malek is probably dead.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:22:44 PM »

I hope not. I still have to convince him to leave me his books in his will.

demi · « **Reply #53 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2009, 08:16:48 PM

malek is on a break, dead, or gone; it is very mysterious :'(

nobody cares

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:27:21 PM »

I care! :'( :'( :'(

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #55 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:33:05 PM »

The meer fa9t that you wrote thÀt much about a girl shows that Ýour lieing when you say you don't like her

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #56 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:35:55 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on July 05, 2009, 08:33:05 PM

The meer fa9t that you wrote thÀt much about a girl shows that Ýour lieing when you say you don't like her

Ie A9gree

etiolate · « **Reply #57 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:58:56 PM »

mmmmm meer fa9t

Mandark · « **Reply #58 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:13:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 05, 2009, 08:20:50 PM

Malek is probably face down in a ditch right now with meth heads buttfucking his corpse!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #59 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:26:33 PM »

I care too. Atleast this thread has stopped being about recursive

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Author Topic: omg a girl talked to me O_O (Read 2809 times)