Author Topic: Is The Black Stallion funny? (Read 13415 times)

Christopher · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 02:32:19 AM »

or $:-\$

vote.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:32:48 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:34:11 AM »

I thought about it, and I really gotta go with: $:-\$

...okay, I lied. I just thought about pulling my doodle to old Garfield comics. I'd planned to go with $:-\$ from the start. TBS is about as hilarious as the time me and my hillbilly uncle anally raped a cancer patient to death. (Minus the funny, of course.)

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:35:06 AM »

The 45 members of my Fan Club would probably vote

I don't even know why you have to ask the question when the answer is pretty apparent.

Christopher · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:35:49 AM »

oh noez a facebook club. I had three of those already

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:35:51 AM »

The 45 *chubby* members of your fan club, fattycakes?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:35:57 AM »

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The 45 members of my Fan Club would probably vote

I don't even know why you have to ask the question when the answer is pretty apparent.

Yup.

Vagabond · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:38:55 AM »

It's like having a racially charged Maddox. Take that as you will

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:41:45 AM »

Charged with what? All of his disdain and anger is completely unfounded.

"fuck amish"? Wtf for. They do more hard honest work in a day than he does in a month. They are also better people with strong morals. Sure they dont fucking run around with a cellphone strapped to their heads and bitch cause only 1 of the 8 movies they just saw at the googleplex was good.

Racially charged? With what? Most EVERYONE is spoiled these days.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:41:55 AM »

Yea, I did it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:50:05 AM »

for his next act TBS will hate on THE SANRIO STORE because WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HELLO KITTY BRUH

Vagabond · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:50:43 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 08, 2006, 02:41:45 AM

Charged with what? All of his disdain and anger is completely unfounded.

"fuck amish"? Wtf for. They do more hard honest work in a day than he does in a month. They are also better people with strong morals. Sure they dont fucking run around with a cellphone strapped to their heads and bitch cause only 1 of the 8 movies they just saw at the googleplex was good.

Racially charged? With what? Most EVERYONE is spoiled these days.

Racially-charged. That's shorthand speak for much of his humor has a tinge of racist or racial background for it, in jest. I doubt his online persona is reflected in real life

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:51:39 AM »

Amish arent a race. Apparently I am missing some volumes of TBS Horrible Comedy TIME LIFE edition.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:54:37 AM »

it's racially-charged because he's nominally black and a homosexual

Mandark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:57:59 AM »

Every time I read a TBS post, I think it's going to end with him yelling "Fuck you, clown!"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:59:43 AM »

I think we get the joke, Mandark, but Kaufman-esque humor is also participatory.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:00:22 AM »

I'm racially charged? I really haven't said anything too racial on my site thusfar. Maybe that will change, but I don't really find the need to go into that right now.

I'm Maddox? Okay, here's a challenge, list some material that I've lifted from Maddox or any other comedian. Side by side proof. I'll take whatever I stole down.

I think the most I've used from another comedian is "Pussification of America" from Bill Maher. But really, the pussification of America was probably lampooned by someone else before I heard him use it. Mind you, I'm referring to the term "pussification," not any actual material. If I've taken anything else it's probably trivial and not worth mentioning... like using the words "or," "the," and "and."

Oh, and fuck the Amish because they're inbred, smelly, dirty, and they take up traffic. Kinda like MAF, except without access to the Internet and the most honored distinction of being EXILED from an IRC chat room. Such a big man.

Face it dude, I've overshadowed your whole 5+ year "career" as an annoying twerp on some nerd forum in 10 weeks worth of updates. You suck. You were never funny. You were just annoying. You have the haircut of a 1960's NASA scientist, the shit eating grin of a boy that just won a bone marrow transplant and you command the respect of an autistic. You're kidding yourself if you think you can say any shit about me, or my work. Get the fuck outta here dude. Your best bet is to cut your losses and commit that shit ASAP.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:01:20 AM »

you fail to address why you crave the chubbies, brah

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I've overshadowed your whole 5+ year "career" as an annoying twerp on some nerd forum in 10 weeks worth of updates.

so you're saying you're better at being an annoying twerp on a nerd forum? well holy fucking shit the obvious has never been more clearly delineated in all my days of watching your mealy-mouthed struggle with the english language.

Mandark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:08:59 AM »

I don't mean he's aspiring to Kaufman. The Fuck You Clownness is unintentional, a result of being a poor stylist. It's just not a good sign when your actual jokes feel more like shaggy dog stories.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:20:50 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 08, 2006, 02:35:51 AM

The 45 *chubby* members of your fan club, fattycakes?

You're one to talk about someone being fat...

You look like the type of doughy bitch that gets his panties in a bunch and threatens to "sue" when guys like me gives you so much as an unfriendly glance. Face it, you're an oaf. Do the world a favor and commit that shit. Because your kind ain't whoa.

My mistake, you're the legendary Drinky Crow... the all knowing authority when it comes to humor on the Internet. MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE MORE POSTS LIKE THIS, LOL AM I RITE!? I should be more like you... I'd be cooler, right dude? Don't hurt your fingers when you're furiously banging out such witty threads and retorts!

Vagabond · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:02:06 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 08, 2006, 03:00:22 AM

I'm Maddox? Okay, here's a challenge, list some material that I've lifted from Maddox or any other comedian. Side by side proof. I'll take whatever I stole down.

Wasn't talking about your "stolen content". It's original.

Just angry, like Maddox.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:07:26 AM »

I think we need to make "c-ommit that shit" a bannable phrase.

Cyanista · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:36:50 AM »

Someone needs to embed this chick. ^

dicklaurent · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:30:17 AM »

no idea. what is a good example of the funny/unfunny?

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:43:38 AM »

Quote from: Vagabond on August 08, 2006, 04:02:06 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 08, 2006, 03:00:22 AM

I'm Maddox? Okay, here's a challenge, list some material that I've lifted from Maddox or any other comedian. Side by side proof. I'll take whatever I stole down.

Wasn't talking about your "stolen content". It's original.

Just angry, like Maddox.

Oh okay. For a minute there I thought I was stealing from Maddox. Now I know I'm just stealing from George Carlin, Lewis Black, Dennis Leary, Billy Hicks, David Cross, Bill Maher, Patton Oswalt, Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, Andrew Dice Clay, Rodney Dangerfield, Larry the Cable Guy, D.L. Hugley, Steve Harvey, Lisa Lampanelli, John Liguizamo, Bernie Mac...

...shit just CLICK HERE to see a list of comedians, because I stole from most of them. I mean, who am I to use anger as a comedic vehicle... it's been done way too many times. I should just invent a new way to express myself... LAIK TALKING IN ALL CAPS! RIGHT DWINKY!? IS THIS FUNNEY NOW, LOL!?

The challange still stands for Dwinky, MAF or any other lame bitch that thinks I stole any of my actual content to produce indesputable evidence as proof. If you do, I'll simply take whatever I stole, down.

Honestly, these nerds need wipe the steam from their glasses and fix the parts in their hair because they're getting kinda flusterd. Catching feelings over the net because some guy told you to commit that shit ain't whoa*.

*I stole that phrase from an old Black Rob song. Holy shit, I AM a thief. Right guys?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:51:03 AM »

I vote

....but...

People arguing over who's the funniest on the fucking internet is pathetic. Personally, I don't care how many fans anyone has. Carlos Mencina has far more than 45 fans dude, but that certainly doesn't prove he's funny.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:10:02 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2006, 09:51:03 AM

I vote ....but...

People arguing over who's the funniest on the fucking internet is pathetic. Personally, I don't care how many fans anyone has. Carlos Mencina has far more than 45 fans dude, but that certainly doesn't prove he's funny.

You're right, Carlos sucks. He's been getting better over the years (he was actually pretty good when he first came out), I'll admit that, but his show blows.

I never argued my funniness. If someone doesn't find me funny, that's cool, he/she is free to feel that. But to claim I steal my shit, that's stupid. Call me unfunny all you want, but seriously, don't knock the hustle. I'm not arguing if I'm funny or not. It's an indisputable fact that I am. The only real argument I've made is that I don't steal my content and that shit that MAF and Drinky have been doing for the longest time is fucking L-A-M-E LAME. Only reason why they haven't been told that yet is because if anyone said something of the like, they'd get banned. That's some straight up Internet punk bitch shit in most humble of opinions.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:26:17 AM »

Your posts in this thread have only reinforced my vote:

$:-\$

I mean, come on, youve been bitching this entire thread. TO ANYONE THAT WILL LISTEN. The mark of a cry-baby.

Cloud: yeah, lets do it lolz.

Bacon · « **Reply #28 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:31:59 AM »

He does not make me laugh. $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:54:02 AM »

"your kind ain't whoa" -- are you a valley girl now, chubby chaser?

smiles-and-cries · « **Reply #30 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:28:54 PM »

His "ain't whoa" lines get a chuckle :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:38:37 PM »

You also have a permanent mental age of 11, smiles.

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:40:40 PM »

i was mercin this fool since kindergartun

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:41:08 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion

Do the world a favor and futhermore, I enjoy the company of obese women.

Diablos · « **Reply #34 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:45:10 PM »

He sure gets scared easily. He was giving me a hard time on IRC, so I fucked with him.

Session Start: Sun Jul 23 12:23:02 2006
Session Ident: TehBlackStallion
[12:23] <sadufh923> Listen up taco
[12:23] <sadufh923> stop harassing people
[12:23] <TehBlackStallion> Who are you? And I'm not harassing anyone.
[12:23] <sadufh923> don't get mad just because you can't piss me off and have to resort to ignoring me and trying to bother other people
[12:23] <sadufh923> you know who the fuck i am
[12:23] <sadufh923> grow some fucking balls and act your fucking age
[12:23] <TehBlackStallion> No I don't.
[12:23] <TehBlackStallion> Who is this?
[12:24] <sadufh923> grow the fuck up
[12:24] <TehBlackStallion> I'm not kidding... am I talking to a moderator?
[12:24] <sadufh923> that's not important
[12:24] <sadufh923> go away
[12:24] <sadufh923> no one cares about you
[12:24] <TehBlackStallion> Who is this?
[12:24] <sadufh923> do it soon, before you get banned...
Session Close: Sun Jul 23 12:24:46 2006

He shut up immediately. Both in the PM and channel. And he hasn't been in the room much since.

I can't believe you took my petty threats seriously, TBS.

Also $:-\$

cloudwalking · « **Reply #35 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:45:24 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 08, 2006, 03:00:22 AM

You're kidding yourself if you think you can say any shit about me, or my work. Get the fuck outta here dude. Your best bet is to cut your losses and futhermore, I enjoy the company of obese women ASAP.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:53:04 PM »

Did I vote yet?

$:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:53:33 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 08, 2006, 02:41:45 AM

Charged with what? All of his disdain and anger is completely unfounded.

"fuck amish"? Wtf for. They do more hard honest work in a day than he does in a month. They are also better people with strong morals. Sure they dont fucking run around with a cellphone strapped to their heads and bitch cause only 1 of the 8 movies they just saw at the googleplex was good.

Racially charged? With what? Most EVERYONE is spoiled these days.

I vote "

"..... for MAF.

Cyanista · « **Reply #38 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:54:22 PM »

WOW, Diablos, I've known busier and more mature 11 year old girls.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #39 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 08, 2006, 04:54:22 PM

WOW, Diablos, I've known busier and more mature 11 year old girls.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:02:41 PM »

What is it with you and Ether? What does it MEAN?!

Cyanista · « **Reply #41 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:03:12 PM »

. . .wtf is that supposed to mean? Should I just post a random picture now, too?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:05:00 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:07:01 PM »

$:-\$

So we should kill ourselves if we dont think youre funny? Indeed, the sweet release of death is all that can save us from the constant barrage of crappy "comedy".

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:07:11 PM »

COMMIT THAT SHIT, AIGHT? COMMIT. THAT. SHIT.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #45 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:10:43 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:02:41 PM

What is it with you and Ether? What does it MEAN?!

It's that shit that makes your soul burn slow...

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 08, 2006, 05:07:01 PM

$:-\$

So we should kill ourselves if we dont think youre funny? Indeed, the sweet release of death is all that can save us from the constant barrage of crappy "comedy".

What's stoping you already?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #46 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:11:28 PM »

Do you even know what youre saying anymore?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #47 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:12:39 PM »

Seriously, you and Vagabond need to translate your barbs to something resembling the English language. I have no idea what the fuck any of this means $:-\$

Diablos · « **Reply #48 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:13:09 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 08, 2006, 05:11:28 PM

Do you even know what youre saying anymore?

Did he ever?

Cyanista · « **Reply #49 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:30:37 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:12:39 PM

Seriously, you and Vagabond need to translate your barbs to something resembling the English language. I have no idea what the fuck any of this means $:-\$

Racist much? Vagabond speaks perfect english.

demi · « **Reply #50 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:12:39 PM

Seriously, you and Vagabond need to translate your barbs to something resembling the English language. I have no idea what the fuck any of this means $:-\$

Stop posting for a day and go educate yourself, son

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #51 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:12:39 PM

Seriously, you and Vagabond need to translate your barbs to something resembling the English language. I have no idea what the fuck any of this means $:-\$

You're probably the type of person that was crying on GameFAQs when they annouced GTA San Andreas would feature a black guy as the main character.

The same type of trash that called foul when they brought back the Green Lantern as a black guy.

A closet racist.

Christopher · « **Reply #52 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:35:25 PM »

oh noez I cried when crystal pepsi was white instead of black lolz I should join da panthasss

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #53 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 08, 2006, 05:30:37 PM

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:12:39 PM
Seriously, you and Vagabond need to translate your barbs to something resembling the English language. I have no idea what the fuck any of this means $:-\$

Racist much? Vagabond speaks perfect english.

Racist? No. I just don't know the meaning of "commit. that. shit", "more ether", "make you soul burn slow", etc.

Closet racist? No. I yearn to be educated $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:38:27 PM »

Shake, a racist? He died for everyone's sins. Black, white, gay, everyone.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #55 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:40:08 PM »

I guess playing the race card is just another way to hide behind your uncomprehendable e-jabs

Diablos · « **Reply #56 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2006, 05:38:27 PM

Shake, a racist? He died for everyone's sins. Black, white, gay, everyone.

Fuckin' right!

Christopher · « **Reply #57 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:41:26 PM »

Shake we need a FryLock...maybe PhoenixDark, he's black and whitty.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #58 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:42:51 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on August 08, 2006, 05:41:26 PM

Shake we need a FryLock...maybe PhoenixDark, he's black and whitty.

Racist much?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:50:48 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:42:51 PM

Quote from: Christopher on August 08, 2006, 05:41:26 PM
Shake we need a FryLock...maybe PhoenixDark, he's black and whitty.
Racist much?

That's not racist.

THIS is racist:

News:

Author Topic: Is The Black Stallion funny? (Read 13415 times)

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