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GilloD

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I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« on: July 09, 2009, 12:00:49 PM »
So, once, many moons ago, I was in college. And one night we had a party! And in the middle of that party, I got super drunk. And while drunk, I filled the bathtub up and announced that we were having a pool party. We stood around looking at the tub. No one wanted to get in. Finally, I said: "Lo, and fuck it" and got into the bathtub and started splashing around. Then, to my eternal surprise, someone else got in. And then there were 4 fully clothed, drunk ass people splashing in a bathtub. Someone turned the shower on. And then someone took a picture:



It is a hilarious picture. And I look back on it fondly, but mostly forgot about it until yesterday. The person who took that photo is now a somewhat well-established photographer. And the NYT was looking for photos about "College". On a lark, they sent it in and forgot about it.

Until today. When the NYT faxed over a contract- That shit will probs be in the Magazine sometime this summer/Early Fall.

The NYT approves of POOL PARTY and GilloD. I'm the best, mayne.

(NOTE: Attempts to replicate the pool party usually end with me sitting in a bathtub of cold water, alone. VINDICATION)
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GilloD

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 12:08:36 PM »
"It should be coming out July 26th in the Education Life section. Tell your grandmas."

Fresh off the press, nukkas. I am the American Dream.
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 12:14:49 PM »
Who's the girl? She looks so confused :lol
« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 12:19:09 PM by Yola »
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 12:24:35 PM »
 :lol
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 12:42:51 PM »
"Out of the hundreds of photos taken that night, this was the only one suitable to be printed." /GilloD  :-*
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 12:45:10 PM »
To be fair, this photo will have higher circulation on Evilbore than the New York Times.
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Tauntaun

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 12:48:36 PM »
Seems GilloD is easy to get naked.   :-*

I'll be around next week boo btw.   :-* :-* :-*
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 01:19:11 PM »
Quote from: Green Man on July 09, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
I was in the paper once too, ya know.


Hot picture by the way.

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 01:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Green Man on July 09, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
I was in the paper once too, ya know.

Being diddled by the shut in neighbor and getting your blurred face in the paper don't count, mang

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 05:00:10 PM »
Quote from: GilloD on July 09, 2009, 12:08:36 PM
"It should be coming out July 26th in the Education Life section. Tell your grandmas."

Fresh off the press, nukkas. I am the American Dream.

Sounds like I'm gonna get a very sexy birthday present  :-* :-* :-*
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 05:22:21 PM »
The young feller on your lap looks especially pleased!
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 05:56:51 PM »
Funny how going all Oreo on a photo takes it from MySpace-trashy to NYT-eligible.
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GilloD

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 05:58:23 PM »
July 26th! Thats when I'll get my boat, too
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 06:00:28 PM »
Quote from: M3wThr33 on July 09, 2009, 05:56:51 PM
Funny how going all Oreo on a photo takes it from MySpace-trashy to NYT-eligible.

Everybody loves oreos baby, u mad?  :-*
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 06:11:48 PM »
Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2009, 12:45:10 PM
To be fair, this photo will have higher circulation on Evilbore than the New York Times.

It's really all a matter of perspective.

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 06:20:13 PM »
Oh my god :rofl
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 06:23:05 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 06:29:17 PM »
EPIC HOMO
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 06:57:05 PM »
The photographs of your wacky college experiences are suspiciously similar to promo material from the sitcom "Friends".
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Barry Egan

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 06:58:08 PM »
you're a WHITE PERSON aren't you!!!!!
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 07:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Chipopo on July 09, 2009, 06:57:05 PM
The photographs of your wacky college experiences are suspiciously similar to promo material from the sitcom "Friends".
Oh shit :rofl
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2009, 07:11:26 PM »
hahahahaha so Polish.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2009, 07:35:19 PM »
Someone should print it, put it in a cheap gold locket and send it to Gillo :rofl
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2009, 08:58:02 PM »
haha, the best party are GilloD parties, proven
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2009, 02:26:20 AM »
Quote from: muckhole on July 09, 2009, 06:11:48 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2009, 12:45:10 PM
To be fair, this photo will have higher circulation on Evilbore than the New York Times.

It's really all a matter of perspective.

(Image removed from quote.)

:rofl

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Fuck that crop should be the new banner  :lol

Here here!
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2009, 03:41:24 AM »
One has to wonder how old gay couples will remember their wild days. Here's a start...

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2009, 04:17:26 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Oh god.
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2009, 03:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2009, 01:19:11 PM
Quote from: Green Man on July 09, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
I was in the paper once too, ya know.


Hot picture by the way.

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wow, that sorta looks like tehjaybo.
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2009, 04:16:33 PM »
A younger me.  I didn't notice that... 
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2009, 04:16:49 PM »
Fucking gingers.

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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2009, 05:49:00 PM »
I'm gonna download a scan and put it behind my bathroom door, maybe it will one day inspire me to do my own drunk pool party.

Guillo :bow2
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Re: I'm going to be in The New York Times, gents.
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2009, 10:02:32 PM »
 :lol :lol

Poor Gillo. Somebody please icon him for the shit he gets put through.
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