Author Topic: 16 and Pregnant (Read 3005 times)

dammitmattt · « **on:** July 09, 2009, 11:04:10 PM »

Why oh why oh why God are my 28-year-old wife and her 15-year-old sister watching this show right now. It is possibly the worst show I've ever seen in my life. Arghghghgh!!!

Please shoot me.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:05:29 PM »

If they are cooing over a pregnant teen, you might just want to save that bullet for your own head.

Bocsius · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:06:37 PM »

I prefer 18 and Life.

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:09:55 PM »

My wife loves this show.

It's a total trainwreck, yet I've watched every single episode with her so far.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:16:18 PM »

There was a clip of it on the soup last week

Fat 16 bitch says she's eating a healthy meal - burger + cheese fries, but doesnt mention the milkshake

Then the fat boyfriend goes to buy a ring. Turns out the ring cost $21.40 and he asked about the return policy

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:30:55 PM »

More importantly, is it anything not like Juno

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:49:33 PM »

are they hot?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:52:09 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 09, 2009, 11:49:33 PM

are they hot?

No, but at least you know they put out.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:58:33 PM »

This show sounds kind of kick ass. Which state is it filmed in? I'm guessing somewhere in the South?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:03:44 AM »

time to start pitching your own sequel, 15 and pregnant

and the spinoff, 28 and divorced

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:09:07 AM »

http://www.mtv.com/videos/16-and-pregnant-ep1-maci/1612283/playlist.jhtml

Let's do this shit, bore.

EDIT:
I bought that couch with my own money.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:16:17 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:15:33 AM

Quote from: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:09:07 AM
http://www.mtv.com/videos/16-and-pregnant-ep1-maci/1612283/playlist.jhtml

Let's do this shit, bore.

EDIT:
I bought that couch with my own money.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Not even a full minute in and I fucking hate this girl.

The name Bentley is just not a good call, either, IMO.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:22:44 AM »

LOL HE MADE HER GET OUT OF THE CAR TO CHECK FOR FLATS.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:28:01 AM »

I want to buy one of those mini-HD camera things now though, that's for sure.

I'm at the "the baby is born!" montage, and I think I might be done watching, unless we're gonna have more moments of the dude being just a total dick. Tennessee looks horrible.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:31:12 AM »

"I expected him to come out walkin' and ridin'."

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:38:14 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:34:02 AM

By the end they make up and get the baby a motorcycle. Dickish dad loves is son, finally! OH BOY!

I think I'm gonna go ahead and stop watching.

Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:35:31 AM

Second episode looks alright. I'm going to watch them all.

Hey, if I watch them all I feel like I should have a platform to review them. Like a podcast of me reviewing them.

Episode commentary? I'd listen.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:54:28 AM »

I got like two minutes in. Too much stupidity to voluntarily subject myself to.

Also yeah, I think they really really are abusing the camera angles or sound bites or something to make these people look stupider.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:29:38 AM »

They should do a My Sweet 16 cross-over.

E-DuB · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:29:44 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 10, 2009, 12:03:44 AM

time to start pitching your own sequel, 15 and pregnant

and the spinoff, 28 and divorced

You're being generous. I would have said nineteen at the very latest.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:36:40 AM »

Episode one should've just been called "True Life: I live in Tennessee," IMO.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:53:38 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:48:32 AM

Dumb Bitch: "What happens to your boobs if you breastfeed?"

Doctor: Uh..Nothing?

Dumb Bitchs mother: "Well, everything Ive ever seen is that when you breastfeed your boobs get big and saggy"

Doctor: "No that happens because YOUR PREGNANT."

That's the scene when I walked out of the room and nearly cussed out my 15-year-old sister-in-law just for being about the same age. I'm on 360 hiatus (gotta maintain that 100,000 even gamerscore!) so I went in the other room and got 7 stars in Mario Galaxy. But I could still hear that shit in the other room. The next one with the fat chick from Georgia is even worse.

FUCK.

castle007 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:27:55 AM »

It is probably not as bad as that ABC family show. "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"

terrible, terrible show. The show's message? "It is ok to have sex at 15, just make sure to wear a condom to not have kids"

etiolate · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:28:37 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on July 09, 2009, 11:06:37 PM

I prefer 18 and Life.

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18 and life

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 AM »

Tonight's episode is really sad.

Yes, they're fucked up teenagers in fucked up situations and I love me some good schadenfreude just as much as the rest of you, but holy shit is it sad.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:34:21 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 AM

Tonight's episode is really sad.

Yes, they're fucked up teenagers in fucked up situations and I love me some good schadenfreude just as much as the rest of you, but holy shit is it sad.

I don't feel sorry for anyone who invites cameras into their home to chronicle their shitty lives. They just want their 15 mins like the rest of them. They deserve absolutely no sympathy. They are the ones that ignored perfectly good advice from much smarter people (like just wear a fucking condom) because they know everything there is to know about the world at age 15.

Except they don't know that you can't feel a heartbeat from the baby's head. Fuck me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:44:08 AM »

Quote from: dammitmattt on July 10, 2009, 02:34:21 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 AM
Tonight's episode is really sad.

Yes, they're fucked up teenagers in fucked up situations and I love me some good schadenfreude just as much as the rest of you, but holy shit is it sad.

I don't feel sorry for anyone who invites cameras into their home to chronicle their shitty lives. They just want their 15 mins like the rest of them. They deserve absolutely no sympathy. They are the ones that ignored perfectly good advice from much smarter people (like just wear a fucking condom) because they know everything there is to know about the world at age 15.

Except they don't know that you can't feel a heartbeat from the baby's head. Fuck me.

I don't feel bad that she got pregnant. I feel bad that the whole family is getting kicked out of their rental because the landlord wants to sell.

etiolate · « **Reply #26 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:10:18 AM »

why are you all watching this show

seriously

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:54:51 AM »

Quote from: dammitmattt on July 09, 2009, 11:04:10 PM

Why oh why oh why God are my 28-year-old wife and her 15-year-old sister watching this show right now.

This is one of those questions you ask but people aren't supposed to answer, right.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2009, 04:40:44 AM »

http://au.eonline.com/uberblog/b132526__lt_i_gt_16_and_Pregnant_lt__i_gt___And_Fat_and_Cheap.html

this is why i watched it

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2009, 10:01:56 AM »

Dr. Tiller. :'(
Still so much work to left to do.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** July 10, 2009, 10:12:11 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 10, 2009, 03:10:18 AM

why are you all watching this show

seriously

Yeah

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I watched two seconds of an episode from one of the links somebody posted.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #31 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:30:56 PM »

I forget you are here sometimes, JD.

Lone · « **Reply #32 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:54:42 PM »

There's actually a show named "16 and Pregnant"

Can AMC have a "78 and Invalid" show?

Kara · « **Reply #33 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:05:47 AM »

Watched an ep tonight. Are all of them in bumfuck hicksville with white trash? It is important that I nail down an answer to this.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:36:10 AM »

Quote from: JayDubya on July 10, 2009, 12:35:56 PM

Percentage-wise, I've got even less people to agree with, but less sensitive toes to worry about stepping on.

Step on my penis.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:44:38 AM »

Quote from: Lone on July 10, 2009, 12:54:42 PM

There's actually a show named "16 and Pregnant"

Can AMC have a "78 and Invalid" show?

News:

Author Topic: 16 and Pregnant (Read 3005 times)