Author Topic: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic? (Read 6390 times)

muckhole · « **Reply #60 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:26:48 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 03:58:34 PM

Why can't we have more straight members?

Please. You're telling me you're straight? With those curls? Pshaww.

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #61 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:30:26 PM »

It's hilarious how Jinfash is constantly being dogged by/evading Evilbore's muslim community.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #62 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:33:05 PM »

What a circle jerk. smh

Where's Wrikawreck?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #63 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:20:51 PM »

Welcome to the The Bore. Peruse the custom smilies at your convenience.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #64 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on July 15, 2009, 07:30:26 PM

It's hilarious how Jinfash is constantly being dogged by/evading Evilbore's muslim community.

I believe I am owed a lengthy yet well-written explanation as to why he has been ignoring me. All I did was love and nurture his selfish brown ass and this is the thank you I get? Not on my watch, pal. Jinbaby, I miss the times where you would hold me during a sandstorm and whisper dirty things to my vulnerable, inviting ears. Why have you abandoned what we had? Is there another sandperson involved?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #65 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »

Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #66 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:51:06 PM »

I thought I heard a trumpet sound.

The Return of Malek

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #67 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:52:43 PM »

Quote from: Malek on July 15, 2009, 08:48:54 PM

Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

Jin paid a premium to have me stalk him. My rates aren't too bad. Two goats and a box of strawberry poptarts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:53:58 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 15, 2009, 08:51:06 PM

I thought I heard a trumpet sound.

The Return of Malek

Trumpet? sounded more like a horn.

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muckhole · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:54:31 PM »

Quote from: Malek on July 15, 2009, 08:48:54 PM

Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent the last two weeks running around parks in Winnipeg shouting your name.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #70 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:57:38 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 08:54:31 PM

Quote from: Malek on July 15, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent the last two weeks running around parks in Winnipeg shouting your name.

That's where you went wrong: I only went to a metaphorical park.

muckhole · « **Reply #71 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:00:18 PM »

That's ok. I was only metaphorically wearing clothes at them.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 09:00:42 PM

How is flannel girl?

Wouldn't know. I'll hopefully find out in a month and a half.

In the meantime, I have discovered a new woman on okcupid:

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She has big--hair.

muckhole · « **Reply #73 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM »

She looks a bit like my gf.

Excellent taste, Malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #74 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:28:05 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM

She looks a bit like my gf.

pics or GTFO.

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM

Excellent taste, Malek.

I have excellent taste in women I'll never sleep with.

muckhole · « **Reply #75 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:39:42 PM »

Quote from: Malek on July 15, 2009, 09:28:05 PM

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
She looks a bit like my gf.
pics or GTFO.

Nevah evah. She'd kill me. You still can come over though.

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 09:32:00 PM

Man there are sooooooo many reasons to want to be Muckhole atm:

3. I sent him the Onions Our Dumb World for Xmass, which is like the best book ever
4. He is not Canadian

I think you've forgotten where you sent that book.

demi · « **Reply #76 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:41:23 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 09:26:55 PM

your gf looks like that?

fuck my life

Did you see muckhole? I would believe him. He probably has a nice cock too. He's the real deal, man.

muckhole · « **Reply #77 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:02:55 PM »

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #78 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:28:07 PM »

This topic is starting to make me soft. Someone do something about it.

E-DuB · « **Reply #79 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 09:55:34 PM

*shakes fist at muckhole*

being Canadian is probably really awesome too then :'(

Not just awesome, it's fucking awesome

Barry Egan · « **Reply #80 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:57:27 PM »

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1. He has a gf that looks like that
2. He can draw
3. I sent him the Onions Our Dumb World for Xmass, which is like the best book ever
4. He is not Canadian

5. A fellow baldy

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #81 on:** July 16, 2009, 02:19:22 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 10:28:07 PM

This topic is starting to make me soft. Someone do something about it.

If that doesn't get you hard, nothing will!

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #82 on:** July 16, 2009, 02:42:27 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 16, 2009, 02:19:22 AM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 10:28:07 PM
This topic is starting to make me soft. Someone do something about it.

If that doesn't get you hard, nothing will!

ALL OVA M'FACE!

etiolate · « **Reply #83 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:12:37 AM »

The Tauntaun hump gets boys harder than a stick of gum in a pack of Topps every time

Reb · « **Reply #84 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:48:19 AM »

I have grown tired of Agent Whiskers, ban him.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #85 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:55:08 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 16, 2009, 03:48:19 AM

I have grown tired of Agent Whiskers, ban him.

Is it because I am brown? It is, isn't it? You will be hearing from my (likely Jewish) lawyer.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #86 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:56:40 AM »

change your avatar to something with a less disappointing shitty fuck-assed finale, noob.

Rman · « **Reply #87 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:01:32 AM »

Welcome.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #88 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:09:28 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on July 16, 2009, 03:56:40 AM

change your avatar to something with a less disappointing shitty fuck-assed finale, noob.

Quit your whining. It wasn't that bad.

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Author Topic: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic? (Read 6390 times)