Author Topic: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic? (Read 6389 times)

Agent Whiskers · « **on:** July 14, 2009, 09:12:56 PM »

Is my kind not taken kindly to in these parts? I registered a month or so back and just recently remembered this place doesn't require me to wait 2 years for my account to be activated.

Oh, and hai Jinfash.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:13:41 PM »

Sup dood.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:14:45 PM »

We had one but I think we unsticked it and it died.

Bebpo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:15:58 PM »

Yo, yo, yo
And welcome!

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:18:38 PM »

Why, thank you. So you guys don't get many new members?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:20:14 PM »

We have enough gays as it is.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:20:26 PM »

We tend to get new people when they're banned from GAF, but they never stay very long.

For the most part, EB is just a weird little place with regulars and the occasional newcomer.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:21:21 PM »

WEIRD, LITTLE PLACE?

:'(

Bebpo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:21:43 PM »

I think we get them but they don't post.
They're all STALKING US AHHHHHH

Bebpo · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:22:44 PM »

I came here and THEN I got banned from gaf
Screw the norms!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:22:57 PM »

Fuck yeah!

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:23:57 PM »

Well I'll certainly do my best to keep you lads company. Is there some sort of initiation process? Do I get a cool tattoo on my left buttcheek?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:25:09 PM »

Just keep your butt hole tight.

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:26:16 PM »

You have to get through me first.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:32:00 PM »

Noted. Love the banner by the way.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:32:22 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on July 14, 2009, 09:25:09 PM

Just keep your butt hole tight.

Just how we like 'em.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:06:21 PM »

Oh come on, don't say that. Aside from the flagrant acts of homoeroticism that I will typically reprogram myself to adapt to, you guys are alright in my book. I'm getting that homey feeling already.

muckhole · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:48:14 PM »

Let the reprogramming commence!

But seriously, welcome.

Bildi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:54:42 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 14, 2009, 09:26:16 PM

You have to get through me fist.

That's how I read it.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:03:08 PM »

welcome, mind Tauntaun. Should he notice you just accept the inevitable and take it. You'll grow to love it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 09:21:21 PM

WEIRD, LITTLE PLACE?

:'(

We are a weird little place, but I like it that way.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:04:28 PM »

pm all icons w/ cock pix plz

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:43:21 PM »

Welcome to our buffet.

On the left, we have succulent gay subtext fresh from the heat box and great center-left political intercourse.

On the right, we have almost a silent contingent of conservatives.

Mind the libertarians, all 2 of them. They are harmless but fascinating.

Gaming is in the rear.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 14, 2009, 11:43:21 PM

Gaming is in the rear.

Well yeah, play time is always in the rear.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #24 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:06:00 AM »

You guys are bad.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:14:49 AM »

a couple of screener questions...

do you like to watch anime?

do you or have you owned a ds?

if yes are you considering the dsi?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:30:57 AM »

Quote from: drew on July 15, 2009, 12:14:49 AM

a couple of screener questions...

do you like to watch anime?

do you or have you owned a ds?

if yes are you considering the dsi?

Also:

Are you now or have you ever PUT YOUR GUNS ON?

Vizzys · « **Reply #27 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:34:59 AM »

what is your stance on green hair

Cyanista · « **Reply #28 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:37:21 AM »

Because FUCK new members.

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just kidding, hi2u!

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Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #29 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:40:04 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2009, 12:30:57 AM

Quote from: drew on July 15, 2009, 12:14:49 AM
a couple of screener questions...

do you like to watch anime?

do you or have you owned a ds?

if yes are you considering the dsi?

Also:

Are you now or have you ever PUT YOUR GUNS ON?

I do not like to watch anime. Well, actually, I do technically like to watch anime but it's not a priority.

And I already own a DSL and a DSi.

I sir have not had the privilege of PUT YOUR GUNS ON.

Quote from: Viz on July 15, 2009, 12:34:59 AM

what is your stance on green hair

Indifferent, I would say.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #30 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:42:01 AM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 12:37:21 AM

Because FUCK new members.

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just kidding, hi2u!
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I will gladly do as your tag suggests.

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hay to you too

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Cyanista · « **Reply #31 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM »

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #32 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:12:52 AM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina.

Why would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:14:44 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:12:52 AM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina.

Why else would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here?

Does post-op cheeseburger vagina feel exactly like the real thing, or not?

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #34 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:17:29 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2009, 02:14:44 AM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:12:52 AM
Quote from: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina.

Why else would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here?

Does post-op cheeseburger vagina feel exactly like the real thing, or not?

I ain't tellin!

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:24:08 AM »

Seeing as you missed it, the welcome new members sign is directly above demi's hole.

Reb · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:47:33 AM »

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:04:47 AM »

Hello.

Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #38 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:12:45 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:04:47 AM

Hello.

Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Hi. I've been looking forward to that game ever since it was announced. Did they officially confirm a release date?

Also, would you guys recommend Red Faction Guerrilla? If so, PS3 or 360?

drew · « **Reply #39 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:21:56 AM »

ltmff

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #40 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:22:17 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 03:12:45 AM

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:04:47 AM
Hello.

Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Hi. I've been looking forward to that game ever since it was announced. Did they officially confirm a release date?

Also, would you guys recommend Red Faction Guerrilla? If so, PS3 or 360?

It was in the latest Famitsu, so that's good enough for me

I dunno about your second question. Check out the gaming side.

drew · « **Reply #41 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:26:25 AM »

do not encourage this fagaffot filth

i repeat do not DO NOT

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #42 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:27:15 AM »

Go take some drugs drew.

drew · « **Reply #43 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:28:53 AM »

go cry yourself to sleep while being a prisoner in your own apartment in brooklyn while everyone else is LIVIN LIFE outside your window

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #44 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:29:54 AM »

Yousonofabitch :'(

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #45 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:50:34 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:12:52 AM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina.

Why would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here?

You conformist bastard.

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Welcome!

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Reb · « **Reply #46 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:13:19 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 03:12:45 AM

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:04:47 AM
Hello.

Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Hi. I've been looking forward to that game ever since it was announced. Did they officially confirm a release date?

Also, would you guys recommend Red Faction Guerrilla? If so, PS3 or 360?

YES, 360 I guess.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #47 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:31:05 AM »

Where are you from, Whiskers?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #48 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:51:15 AM »

hey dude, were not all 100% gay here. Some dude fed me that swiss bio-shit that makes me crave the scent of pussy!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:22:21 AM »

Interesting day to introduce yourself, seeing as today is hump day, oh, if only you'd picked another day...

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I'd still put my willy in you HUAHUAHUAHUA!

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Cyanista · « **Reply #50 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on July 15, 2009, 03:51:15 AM

hey dude, were not all 100% gay here. Some dude fed me that swiss bio-shit that makes me crave the scent of pussy!

This makes no sense to me, but I'm proclaiming it post of the day.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #51 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:13:50 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 15, 2009, 03:31:05 AM

Where are you from, Whiskers?

I, like Jinfash, am a person of the sand. As a matter of fact, Jinfash's university is like 3 minutes away from my house. I can see his anus from here and get this, NO BINOCULARS NEEDED AT ALL!

Don't mind me, it's 8 pm here and I just woke up.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #52 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:48:26 PM »

Welcome to the Bore! I'm glad you could join us.

Reb · « **Reply #53 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:00:08 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 02:51:58 PM

Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!

I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #54 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:11:58 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 15, 2009, 03:00:08 PM

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 02:51:58 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!

I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Funny you mention that since he's been avoiding me like the plague for the past 3 months. He was fine the first month. Turns out hot, sweaty mansex really does make friendships awkward.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #55 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:45:29 PM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 03:11:58 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on July 15, 2009, 03:00:08 PM
Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 02:51:58 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!

I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Funny you mention that since he's been avoiding me like the plague for the past 3 months. He was fine the first month. Turns out hot, sweaty mansex really does make friendships awkward.

go on

tehjaybo · « **Reply #56 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 03:11:58 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on July 15, 2009, 03:00:08 PM
Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 02:51:58 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!

I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Funny you mention that since he's been avoiding me like the plague for the past 3 months. He was fine the first month. Turns out hot, sweaty mansex really does make friendships awkward.

This man delivers Real Talk. I approve.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #57 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 03:58:34 PM

Why can't we have more straight members?

Its The Bore. Gay is the way here.

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Alot of those giving the gay subtext or notsosubtext are straight

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Diunx · « **Reply #58 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:52:36 PM »

What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid series of videogames?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #59 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:56:00 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 15, 2009, 03:58:34 PM

Why can't we have more straight members?

Submit baby!

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Author Topic: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic? (Read 6389 times)