Author Topic: Canada sucks dick (Read 1793 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** July 15, 2009, 06:00:19 AM »

that's my thread.

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:02:28 AM »

Than how come Malek never experienced that?

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:08:15 AM »

HEY HEY
YOU YOU

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:25:31 AM »

I'll remember that as I inhale my clean air and drink from my pristine lakes.

muckhole · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:43:58 AM »

Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!

Kara · « **Reply #5 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:12:52 AM »

How much I could use a hummer right about now.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 15, 2009, 11:12:52 AM

How much I could use a hummer right about now.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #7 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:17:05 PM »

Its own dick?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:34:03 PM »

yes. Canada is an ouroboros. Always sucking dick and simultaneously always getting dick-sucked, both at once, and never the deed getting done. Oh won't someone please kill this miserable country and bring the cycle to its end. Please.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:36:46 PM »

How much $?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #10 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:37:21 PM »

Hey, since when is Cloudwalkings "viewing this thread" text pink? Is that new?

edit: Zero Hero a STUFFED POUTINE or X-LARGE DONAIR. Your choice.

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:59:29 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 10:43:58 AM

Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!

That shit just aint right!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:33:22 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2009, 02:59:29 PM

Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!
That shit just aint right!

I remember back in 5th or 6th grade when my school experimented with milk in bags. It was kind of cool because..well..it's a bag full of milk! And that's the sort of thing that a 5th or 6th grader would find amusing and weird. It didn't last long though because it was incredibly easy to accidentally, or not so accidentally, squirt milk everywhere.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #13 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2009, 03:33:22 PM

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2009, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!
That shit just aint right!

I remember back in 5th or 6th grade when my school experimented with milk in bags. It was kind of cool because..well..it's a bag full of milk! And that's the sort of thing that a 5th or 6th grader would find amusing and weird. It didn't last long though because it was incredibly easy to accidentally, or not so accidentally, squirt milk everywhere.

I remember my school tried this as well.

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:46:11 PM »

Fuck you they gave us Bryan Adams!

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:50:26 PM »

Canada or Canadians?

Boogie · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:16:49 PM »

FUCK YOU!

Boogie · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:24:35 PM »

CANADA, BITCHES

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 15, 2009, 06:02:28 AM

Than how come Malek never experienced that?

That's a lie.

Oh, you meant being on the receiving end.

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I have, actually, just not recently.

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muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:37:04 PM »

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:55:17 PM »

He's dead, muckhole. Dead and gone. Is that what you really want?

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:57:37 PM »

John Candy lives forever in my heart. At least, Del Griffith does.

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:26:27 PM »

Isn't Michael J. Fox also an escaped northern socialist?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:31:01 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 15, 2009, 11:26:27 PM

Isn't Michael J. Fox also an escaped northern socialist?

Yep. So is THE THICKE.

twerd · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:03:17 PM »

I agree except for Montreal. Montreal rocks.

Boogie · « **Reply #25 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:08:25 PM »

Quote from: twerd on July 16, 2009, 11:03:17 PM

I agree except for Montreal. Montreal rocks.

After spending a week in Montreal: it's okay, but I didn't see anything to rant about. I'd probably still rather live in TO than Montreal, garbage strike excepted, of course.

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:15:26 AM »

You are kind of boring (no offense don't beat me up) so it is not really your kind of town.

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Author Topic: Canada sucks dick (Read 1793 times)