Author Topic: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!) (Read 2123 times)

Agent Whiskers · « **on:** July 16, 2009, 05:35:56 AM »

Being the self-loving attention whore that I am, I decided to give you guys a chance to get to know me better. In this topic, you get to ask me any question ranging from where I am from to if I still think girls have cooties and I will answer provided it does not relate to asshair, post-marathon chair funk, or inflated fallopian tubes. I know I could have used the other topic but I have a small cock so fuck you.

Ask away eb!

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:37:44 AM »

ur so gay

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:39:32 AM »

r u cut or uncut

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:40:21 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 16, 2009, 05:39:32 AM

r u cut or uncut

cut

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:41:16 AM »

can u post a pic of urself

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:42:39 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:41:16 AM

can u post a pic of urself

Will you offer me your services if I do?

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:43:41 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 16, 2009, 05:41:37 AM

yawn

I do not yawn. It is almost 12 pm and I have not yet slept. I am indestructible.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:46:51 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 16, 2009, 05:45:59 AM

real talk: are you a joke account?

Wouldn't you like to know.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:52:22 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:42:39 AM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:41:16 AM
can u post a pic of urself

Will you offer me your services if I do?

sure, whatever. now post 'em

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:54:42 AM »

Exclusive to you sexy motherfuckers.

I look surprised. But I'm never surprised. That's how awesome I am.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:56:10 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 16, 2009, 05:48:06 AM

zzzzzzzz

can somebody lock this please

What if I were to tell you that I am a pasta-eating moose-lover? Would you then accept me for who I am?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:58:26 AM »

With your receding hairline, you'll be bald by 30.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:00:29 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 16, 2009, 05:58:26 AM

With your receding hairline, you'll be bald by 30.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:01:07 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 16, 2009, 05:57:06 AM

I second Jarosh.

Who summoned Northstar into my topic?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:09:32 AM »

how can jinfash possibly resist?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:10:03 AM »

do you have a gf/bf, whiskers?

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:12:24 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 16, 2009, 06:09:32 AM

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how can jinfash possibly resist?

That's what I'd like to know.

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:10:03 AM

do you have a gf/bf, whiskers?

Girlfriend who I poke with my penis. And yes, in Saudi Arabia.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:13:23 AM »

would you let demi squeeze her cunt?

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:14:08 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:13:23 AM

would you let demi squeeze her cunt?

I would actually prefer it.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:21:45 AM »

After reading your skimming through your site, do you have any plans to move out of arabistan? Are you curious to see how women drive?

btw that article on Saudi lingerie shops doesn't make much sense without the picture.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:24:15 AM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:12:24 AM

Girlfriend who I poke with my penis. And yes, in Saudi Arabia.

Pics or GTFO

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:27:27 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 16, 2009, 06:21:45 AM

After reading your skimming through your site, do you have any plans to move out of arabistan? Are you curious to see how women drive?

btw that article on Saudi lingerie shops doesn't make much sense without the picture.

Considering the fact that I lived in Virginia for 10 years of my life, I am familiar with women driving.

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll get right on that.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:28:21 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 16, 2009, 06:24:15 AM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:12:24 AM
Girlfriend who I poke with my penis. And yes, in Saudi Arabia.

Pics or GTFO

No can do, bub. She'd castrate me if I posted pictures of her on the interwebs. We do live in Saudi Arabia, after all.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:46:43 AM »

Mutah, butt fucking, masturbating while thinking about a woman, are any of those things sins in your opinion?

I'm guessing you do at least 2 out of 3.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:54:38 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 16, 2009, 06:46:43 AM

Mutah, butt fucking, masturbating while thinking about a woman, are any of those things sins in your opinion?

I'm guessing you do at least 2 out of 3.

It's not a sin if nobody's watching.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:58:05 AM »

thread over, go to bed

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Author Topic: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!) (Read 2123 times)