Author Topic: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why? (Read 4296 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 16, 2009, 06:38:52 PM »

jarosh.

He is a good cook.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:41:31 PM »

MUCKHOLE

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:41:46 PM »

jesus christ you nerds don't know the meaning of "moderation" do you?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:43:00 PM »

Don't be bitter because you are picked last.

This is why nobody wants you!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:44:55 PM »

No, I'm serious. Is "Borito" the cute name you've come up with for Evilborians? It's already played out as fuck.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:45:41 PM »

I had no part with the name "borito" and I think its way too gay as well. Blame willco

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:00:38 PM »

Blue is the one to blame.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:01:01 PM »

Corny is the bitter borito.

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:04:08 PM »

I would take various bits and pieces of all of you, sew them together, hit it with jumper cables, and set my creation loose on unsuspecting villagers.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:04:33 PM »

I form the legs!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:05:02 PM »

I would own recursive and force him to build and program me a sexbot.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM »

borito is maximum gay, please end it post-haste

and i would own saint cornelius. i would have him toke on my dirty nordcock until the wee hours of the morning, and then play culdcept saga with him in the afternoons.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:06:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM

borito is maximum gay, please end it post-haste

and i would own saint cornelius. i would have him toke on my dirty nordcock until the wee hours of the morning, and then play culdcept saga with him in the afternoons.

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:19:30 PM »

Myself. (I'd know what to expect.)

muckhole · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:24:24 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:32:27 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM

and then play culdcept saga with him in the afternoons.

hey, i'd play the shit out of it with you if you weren't so weird about making XBL Play Dates :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:52:32 PM »

willco, you wretched hebe, it's not gay if i'm the one busting the nut

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2009, 07:52:32 PM

willco, you wretched hebe, it's not gay if i'm the one busting the nut

whatever gets you through the night.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2009, 08:02:15 PM »

I'd own electrikluv

The real answer is Jin though

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2009, 08:24:52 PM »

I'd take green man so that I could:

1. Sell him to some pedo.
2. Buy a pinhole camera.
3. Record the pedo ravaging green man on that camera and get him sent to prison.
4. Use the rest of the pedo's money to pay a convict to cut up the pedo's wiener and send the pieces to me.
5. Sneak the wiener parts into a coffee pot at a major fast food chain.
6. Order some coffee, and point out that there's pieces of wiener in my coffee.
7. Get a massive settlement.
8. Buy this site and filter the word "borito" into anything that would be abused less.

So that people don't beat the dead horse too much.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2009, 08:25:58 PM »

Ich bin ein Wiener

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2009, 08:57:24 PM »

Probably Malek

and my Pepsi Classic, my McRibb of a borito would be Cajole :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:11:23 PM »

Borito is a good name to call EBers. I endorse it, so it's good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:22:10 PM »

Junpei, in 3 months tho

etiolate · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:29:34 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 16, 2009, 08:24:52 PM

I'd take green man so that I could:

1. Sell him to some pedo.
2. Buy a pinhole camera.
3. Record the pedo ravaging green man on that camera and get him sent to prison.
4. Use the rest of the pedo's money to pay a convict to cut up the pedo's wiener and send the pieces to me.
5. Sneak the wiener parts into a coffee pot at a major fast food chain.
6. Order some coffee, and point out that there's pieces of wiener in my coffee.
7. Get a massive settlement.
8. Buy this site and filter the word "borito" into anything that would be abused less.

So that people don't beat the dead horse too much.

This is the strangest get rich quick scheme I've ever heard.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:55:55 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2009, 09:23:53 PM

Does my desire to own PD make me a racist?

WHAT THE FUCK.

Take cheebs instead, he has nothing to live for!

Well, he's not jailbait so it's entirely possible for him to be a consensual gimp. Plus being under 18 would make you fetch a higher price. You just have to take one for the team.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:09:04 AM »

demi

he knows people, and how to get things

he's like red from shawshank redemption

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:03:07 AM »

"borito" should be filtered to "Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"

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Cyanista · « **Reply #28 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM »

Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #29 on:** July 17, 2009, 02:17:44 PM »

Tauntaun.

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Or if I could get a two-for-one... Jarosh and Cloud.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** July 17, 2009, 02:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM

Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.

Jin looks like Prince, that shit is Universal hottness

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** July 17, 2009, 02:31:42 PM »

Hanging out with Jin would be awesome. We'd go to a strip club, but I'd imagine we'd both be hiding in the corner actually. Ok nm maybe we'd go somewhere else

Ganhyun · « **Reply #32 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:11:30 PM »

I couldn't just own one of you guys. I'd need to own quite a few of you.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #33 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:27:21 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 16, 2009, 06:44:55 PM

No, I'm serious. Is "Borito" the cute name you've come up with for Evilborians? It's already played out as fuck.

Oh the age-old debate on what to name Evilbore posters...

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=164.0

Ebo is terrible... $:-\$

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #34 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:41:39 PM »

how about "borocrats"
or "bwhores"

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:49:01 PM »

Borians isn't bad. Or... DA bores.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:49:36 PM »

Borasexuals.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #37 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:52:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 17, 2009, 03:49:36 PM

Borasexuals.

Turned on by nerdy men and women in flannel shirts?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #38 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:56:37 PM »

evilbrah or evilbros

Robo · « **Reply #39 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:03:30 PM »

borsheviks

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:04:52 PM »

Quote

borsheviks

ooh I like this one.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #41 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM »

Definitely Jinfash

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:22:14 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on July 17, 2009, 01:51:15 PM

I would own a Steak Fajita Borito.

Diunx · « **Reply #43 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:20:55 PM »

Probably cloud, she looks like a good pastry chef.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #44 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:23:19 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM

Definitely Jinfash

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!

The offspring would be legendary.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:05:57 PM »

the bore-geoisie

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:07:19 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 17, 2009, 06:05:57 PM

the bore-geoisie

wow

Propagandhim · « **Reply #47 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:19:44 PM »

I'm surprised nobody nabbed Malek, yet. You're coming with me, hon. I hope you like "icecream sandwiches"

Kara · « **Reply #48 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on July 17, 2009, 06:19:44 PM

I'm surprised nobody nabbed Malek, yet.

I eat enough Polish sausage as it is.

drew · « **Reply #49 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:42:06 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on July 17, 2009, 03:52:00 PM

Turned on by nerdy men and women in flannel shirts?

speak for yourself mr magic

oh and also stupid thread

Barry Egan · « **Reply #50 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 17, 2009, 06:05:57 PM

the bore-geoisie

perfect

lennedsay · « **Reply #51 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:00:28 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 17, 2009, 08:27:34 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.
Quote from: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM
Definitely Jinfash

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!

Now if only Lennedsay and Cloud would pick me, my harem would be complete.

Alright, I'm down.

I love being part of a brood.

BlackMage · « **Reply #52 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:27:13 AM »

I pick MAF.. mm sweet maf let me touch you

Cyanista · « **Reply #53 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 17, 2009, 08:27:34 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.
Quote from: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM
Definitely Jinfash

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!

Now if only Lennedsay and Cloud would pick me, my harem would be complete.

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Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 16, 2009, 08:02:15 PM
The real answer is Jin though

Sex butlers
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I said I'd own YOU. You would be the one in the filmy belly dancing outfit, probably making me cookies and rubbing my back.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #54 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:11:03 PM »

obligatory:

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Cyanista · « **Reply #55 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:22:42 PM »

Gross.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #56 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:52:00 PM »

She'll have you sing Purple Rain as she readies the ball-gag.

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** July 18, 2009, 10:00:30 PM »

TVC.

I would make him eat off my plate like a dog and slap his ass.

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Author Topic: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why? (Read 4296 times)