Two years ago, this chick from back in the days, in highschool contacted me on facebook. We talked on and off, separated from her boyfriend (she has a kid with him) at the time. Long story short, i ended fucking the shit out of her, then she turned out to be a drama queen over time. And a creepy stalker. But damn she was crazy in bed. She did anything.
We split up, I was tired of her drama. Radio silence for like 6 months.
AFter that, holy
, she txts me, telling me she got married to the poor dude (i knew him well back in the days), and things are going fine. Im like whatever, we exchange updates of each other and thats it.
As the months passed, she started to try to invite me to do stuff with her, but eh, no way, shes married, i dont want to get in trouble, i know the guy, he's a tool, but a good meaning tool, and i dont like sloppy seconds. So for MONTHS she trieds to invite me to hang out at her house (while the dude is gone), tries to invite me to go hang out with her, wants me to help her with some new tech shit, bla bla she was annoying, AND NEVER EVER GOT THE HINT.
She would invite me for some action and I would txt her back super sarcastic stuff, or over the top reasons.. I once replied 'i dont care, im watching rambo on tv, sly is so dreamy' and she never caught on the fact that i was joking around. I got flooded with a shitstorm of 'I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE REJECTING FOR A FUCKING RAMBO FLICK THIS IS INCREDIBLE' bla bla
This went on for like a year without her getting a hint about how i would decline or refuse every time. Even if I made direct allusion at her being married.
anyhow
Last night, I was at my cousin's new house, playing cards, watching some old ufc stuff, she txt me at 6pm telling me 'she would sure go for some ice cream". I reply "I'm not even in montreal"..she sents back "yeah but i'm in front of your house, breathing in your window, i know youre here, im gonna wave my panties at you"; only for me to answer "whatever"
I eventually get home, shower, go to bed, then my cell beeps again, its her.. "what are you doing?" I reply.. "trying to sleep". She goes "I gotta tell you something", im like.."tomorrow. good night". Creepo
this morning I get up, get online, as soon as I connect, she starts messaging about how last night it was a lie.. she never wanted to go eat ice cream.
I'm like..'Wtf?'
She goes "yeah I was a couple of my friends, we were talking about guys and the crazy excuses guys give sometimes, and I mentionned your rambo quote, and we all laughed. It was funny and it became an inside joke."
I reply '..the fuck is this?' and promptly blocked her ass on IM, right there, on the spot, as she was typing something.
I go out, come back 3 hours later only to see an email from her begging me to unblock her, and how not to be pissed off, because 'it was in good humor' and 'we really laughed and it was funny'.
This leaves me with 2 solutions.
- 1) Reply to her asking her not to contact me in any form or shape. I just dont care. Easy solution. Anyway I don't know who the fuck was at that dinner, and chances are, the whole thing is just another crazy keikaku from her to get my attention
- 2) Email to her husband a zip file with years worth of logs, emails, risque pics she took and sent me while she was with him, all sorts of interesting infos and logs where she trashes him, his entire family, etc etc. Oh and how she banged other dudes for years behind his back
Option 2 would be trivial, devastating but could cause a lot of collateral damage -- her kid is sweet and it would be sad if her parents turned against each other and divorced; and while the dude is of a tool, hes not a bad guy (and certainly not the bad guy she always tried to make him appears to be). And its just kind of a shitty things to do. It would pretty much destroy her life.
Option 1 would be the most mature, clean way. But there is no payback. Which kinda pisses me off.
Suggestions, class?
