Author Topic: Remember when we all knew the Pontiac Aztek was the ugliest thing on the road? (Read 1430 times)

AdmiralViscen · « **on:** July 21, 2009, 12:03:38 AM »

Those days are over

tiesto · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:10:08 AM »

How the mighty have fallen... my car (05 TL) still looks the best out of all the Acuras.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:22:37 AM »

Agreed.

The old Legends are pretty good looking too, though they are generic.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:24:49 AM »

it looks like something out of a 1970s Marvel comic

Akala · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:38:27 AM »

I'd roll in that over this any day of the week.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:47:15 AM »

I've yet to see a Cube in Seattle. I'm surprised some hipster douchebag doesn't own one... oh wait, they hate cars now.

Akala · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:47:39 AM »

count your blessings.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:49:34 AM »

The Cube is hideous. If I remember correctly, Patel wanted to buy one, I think.

Akala · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:51:14 AM »

oh don't tell me that. if true, I'll troll his blog. :'(

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:51:55 AM »

Quote from: Akala on July 21, 2009, 12:38:27 AM

I'd roll in that over this any day of the week.

[IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/20pwplg.jpg[img]

Wow. It's like a Honda Element, only uglier.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:54:56 AM »

Quote from: Akala on July 21, 2009, 12:51:14 AM

oh don't tell me that. if true, I'll troll his blog. :'(

Willco 11:53:10 PM: Isn't you that likes the Cube?
Patel 11:53:21 PM: yes

Akala · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:59:47 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:40:25 AM »

the cube is hot

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:38:05 AM »

Isn't that the new AMC Eagle? I'm partial to the Gremlin myself.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:44:06 AM »

I thought the Aztek was an interesting concept car at least, I think it was one of the first SUV's that tried not to be shitty on paved roads. It did overdo the whole ribbed lower-body plastic cladding thing though and there were some funky angles but it was designed by the same guy who designed the C6 Corvette and the new Camaro at least so I'm guessing it wasn't his choice to go with such an "edgy" design".

This acura is the definition of fugly though.

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:50:16 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 21, 2009, 12:47:15 AM

I've yet to see a Cube in Seattle. I'm surprised some hipster douchebag doesn't own one... oh wait, they hate cars now.

~~We've~~ They've always hated cars!

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:02:01 AM »

Fuckin' bitchin! Throw some louvres on this hoss, flake it out in shit brown, some gold stripes. Where's my beige lounge suit?

Does it have an 8-track? Hi-fi?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:13:46 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 21, 2009, 02:50:16 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on July 21, 2009, 12:47:15 AM
I've yet to see a Cube in Seattle. I'm surprised some hipster douchebag doesn't own one... oh wait, they hate cars now.

~~We've~~ They've always hated cars!

Priuses were in for a while, but they've gone out of fashion again.

Kara · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:38:44 AM »

Why would I want a 2 door SUV. Aside from an oldish Jeep that is.

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:39:54 AM »

the Aztek is way uglier than that

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:36:06 AM »

I like ugly cars. It says, we put functionality before your dainty modern 90's metro sexual fashion sense.

Quote from: Akala on July 21, 2009, 12:38:27 AM

I'd roll in that over this any day of the week.

(Image removed from quote.)

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But that looks likes shit. I guess I mean I like ugly cars that look ugly because the are functional and minimal. There is a word for such an aesthetic

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:36:39 AM »

i dont understand cars. doesnt look bad to me.

Reb · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:44:42 AM »

Flat ass, figures you'd like it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:53:04 AM »

I like the all glass top, if that is what it is. Ass end is a little weird but overall its way above the aztec and cube.

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:56:11 AM »

It looks like the offspring of a Murano and a '08 TL

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:58:59 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 21, 2009, 09:44:42 AM

Flat ass, figures you'd like it.

was talking about the car in the op.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:05:17 PM »

The Aztek concept definitely looked way better. When they had to put it on a production platform and meet bumper guidelines it all went to shit.

it's a four door with the real handle concealed in the black plastic. The body gaps are hideous too, they look like... an Aztek lol. Shoulda chose a different color for press pics.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:29:58 PM »

Walter White did a lot to hep up Azteks though

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:34:27 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 21, 2009, 04:13:46 AM

Priuses were in for a while, but they've gone out of fashion again.

lol

no

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #29 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:36:41 PM »

Prius sales have plummeted even more than the overall car market in the last year or so, as gas prices have come down. More than 50% iirc

drew · « **Reply #30 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:41:05 PM »

i meant that a guy in japan who is into gundam probably knows less about "hipster" taste than my mother

but that too

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