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mojovonio

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How did I never know this existed?
« on: July 21, 2009, 03:36:19 PM »
http://www.inmatesforyou.com

Fucking Hilarious.

I cam across this lovley lady here.



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Name: Janell
   
#1570
Age: 30    
DOB: 3/27/1979
Sex: Female
Race: Hispanic
Sexuality: Straight
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 130 lbs.
Measurements: 36C--
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Children:
Release: April 2011
Willing to Relocate: Yes

Current Location: Colorado
Hometown:
Religion:
Drinking: None
Smoking: None
Current Education: GED
Occupation Before Prison:
Activities in Prison:
 
Describe yourself:
Hi, I'm Janell. A 27 year old crazy fun Mexican female. Long brown hair, brown bedroom eyes, luscious and full juicy lips. I love to have fun. I like to dance, go to the park and chill. I like fun stuff like lazer tag and roller skating. I have a great personality that brings smiles easily.

Describe the type of person you would like to hear from:
I would like to hear from a man who is confident, likes to have fun, one who can arouse my interest. Someone with good conversation and who is looking to build a friendship. I'm looking for a man who is independent. I just want a friend to have fun with and whatever else good that can develop in the future.

All you guys failing with OKCupid should try this out.
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Bocsius

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Re: How did I never know this existed?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 03:39:14 PM »
Just how I like them, low maintenance.
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Kestastrophe

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Re: How did I never know this existed?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 03:42:16 PM »
this is really old iirc, but still hilarious. There is the one infamous profile pic of the inmate with angry painted on eyebrows and teardrop tattoos
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jon

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Re: How did I never know this existed?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 03:45:31 PM »
She's cute - go for it!
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Bocsius

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Re: How did I never know this existed?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 03:48:57 PM »
"So... whatcha do to get put in jail?"

"Oh... cut off my ex's balls."
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lennedsay

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Re: How did I never know this existed?
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2009, 10:47:15 PM »
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I am sponsored by the MI Battered Women's Clemency Project due to unjust prosecution.

I bet there's an episode of Snapped all about her.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: How did I never know this existed?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 12:10:54 AM »
wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?
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