Author Topic: What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone? (Read 2564 times)

CurseoftheGods · « **on:** July 22, 2009, 12:29:11 PM »

Topic title says it all. What's the most dickish thing you have done in the past?

One memory comes to mind. I remember in my freshman year 5~6 years ago, my university's residence staff put me in the cheapest, worst dorm house that they had available (apparently my residence application was lost in the mail). It was an all guys dorm that reeked of piss and stale beer; the dorm was basically a giant frat house.

I was on the fourth floor, and each floor shared one bathroom. A combination of laziness, naivete, and home sickness caused me to place all of my toiletries in my floor's bathroom. Later that night, I went to the bathroom and all of my belongings were gone (even my soap bar and toothbrush, which was disgusting). I was pissed, but replacing those items wouldn't cost much at all so I let it slide.

Later that week, I was doing laundry on the first floor and went to the bathroom to take a leak. I found all of my things including a half-empty shampoo bottle with my local grocery's price tag on it. Here is a pic of the subject:

Bored and having nothing better to do -- I opened the shampoo bottle, pissed in it, and left it behind. The shampoo bottle was finished by the end of the week when I checked up on it.

I felt like badass when I did it back then, but thinking back now I kind of feel like an idiot. I just feel sorry for the guy who washed his hair with my piss for a week.

So that's that. Anyone else got any good stories they'd like to share?

tiesto · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2009, 12:56:21 PM »

Started dating a girl a good friend of mine was obsessed with, right behind his back. I justified it because the girl would make up all this shit about how manipulative the friend was to her.

He still hates me, 8 years later, though later I think that's because he's a hardcore republican, and I'm pretty outgoing with my SOCIELIST LIBRUL politics.....

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:01:41 PM »

Systematically got rid of some people at work, they sucked though.

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:58:05 PM »

I put rotten lettuce in someone's sneakers once.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:59:01 PM »

stole some kids watch in 6th grade, jizzed on it, then gave it back. never told him.

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:10:44 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 22, 2009, 01:59:01 PM

Stalked Natalie Portman.

More like.

jiji · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:31:21 PM »

In fifth grade, I accidentally sprayed this kid in the eyes with some breath freshener spray. I meant to spray it on him (bad enough) then he looked at me right before I sprayed... I felt awful and have ever since. Funny thing is I can't remember the trouble I got into for it.

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:08:45 PM »

I have lied at some point to every person I'm close to.

Powerslave · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:10:59 PM »

Kicked 2 kids in the face when I was small. Shot a BB shotgun at some kid's belly.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:18:28 PM »

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Started dating a girl a good friend of mine was obsessed with, right behind his back. I justified it because the girl would make up all this shit about how manipulative the friend was to her.

He still hates me, 8 years later, though later I think that's because he's a hardcore republican, and I'm pretty outgoing with my SOCIELIST LIBRUL politics.....

I don't even see how this is bad at all. Also, what jarosh said.

Tucah · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:34:33 PM »

I once punched a girl.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:45:24 PM »

a girl once punched me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:52:40 PM »

These first two incidents were accidental, but I still feel bad to this very day.

I was about ten-years-old and taking some practice swings while playing stickball on the street. As I took my last practice swing, a kid walked up behind me and I crushed his face with the follow-through of my swing. His face was black and blue for weeks.

In grade five, I had to stay after class to write lines on the chalkboard. I was angry and for some reason I had a lot of saliva in my mouth. As I was walking out of the portable classroom, I got ready to spit in front of the stairs. As the spit was coming out of my mouth, I realized that Rosalie, a girl from class, was standing on the bottom stair. It was too late--the spit hit her right in the face!

I was getting my ass kicked in a fight in grade eight. In a last ditch effort to win the fight, I kicked snow on his shoes, causing him to look down at his feet. As he was looking down, I suckerpunched him.

I can't feel that bad because, it only dazed him a bit and he went back to kicking my ass. Somehow, all my knuckles were bloody and cut. He looked pretty good after the fight, making me wonder whether I was knocked out at one point and he started punching me with my own fists.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2009, 07:08:05 PM »

When I was 16, I dropped a pencil down this kid's asscrack in a Cisco class of mine. Everyone, including the teacher laughed at him. He wanted to fight but I had my friends with me and he had nobody so it was a stacked fight. We later made amends.

I was watching a JV football scrimmage and I yelled at some kid who kept fucking up that if he didn't smoke weed all the time, he'd play better. Friends laughed, his family got on his ass and discovered his stash. He went away for a while. Word was that he wanted to kill me (lolz) but surprise, surprise, he never did. Since he was a douchebag nobody liked, I was considered a legend in his grade (he was in 10th and I was in 12th) according to my sister.

To get back at some kid talking shit about me behind my back, I bought a bunch of girly bumper stickers and stuck them on the back windows of his truck. They were behind the seats so he could not see them through his rear view mirror. I think one was "Hottie" in purple and pink and the other one was "Excuse me can I please borrow your boyfriend?" One of those types of stickers. He drove around with those for a couple of days until a co-worker pointed it out (she didn't know I did it but was surprised that he'd be rolling around with pink and purple bumper stickers) At the end of the shift, he went out to his truck and discovered them. He started yelling and screaming. It was so hilarious I practically made a dead sprint to my car and drove away laughing my ass off. Everyone who worked that shift saw the scene. Most were in shock but I got my revenge in the end. To make it even sweeter, the management thought it was hilarious and didn't write me up for it.

In college, I depantsed this douchebag at a party. The pants were sagging and he was a douche so I felt I was in the right for doing so. Was I? Probably not.

Most of my attacks were for the lulz and I never really caused an accident or did something truly malicious. If I ever did something like that, it would only be if I and others thought it would be funny or because the guy did worse to me before.

muckhole · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:01:29 PM »

I once forced someone who wronged me to drink from a public toilet.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:03:50 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 22, 2009, 08:01:29 PM

I once forced someone who wronged me to drink from a public toilet.

don't mess with muckhole.

What did he do, exactly?

muckhole · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:05:40 PM »

Nothing outrageous, stole from me, then lied when caught.

I felt pretty dickish afterwards.

Powerslave · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:06:52 PM »

forced to drink public toilet water?

muckhole · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:09:37 PM »

Yup. School's, actually. Not that that helps much.

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:15:46 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 22, 2009, 08:01:29 PM

I once forced someone who wronged me to drink from a public toilet.

That's PAYBACK.

You did the right thing and god you're awesome.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:26:40 PM »

muckhole you're a badass. I would let you fuck me like the store owners in Pulp Fiction.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:28:06 PM »

I'm a gentleman now.

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So no ball-gag.

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Bacchus7 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:25:38 AM »

Three counts of having relations with someone's girlfriend. I'm really bad at foreseeing consequences and not living in the now when I'm tanked.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2009, 02:01:25 AM »

-stole from my grandparents when I was in grade 3.
-I did some rather assy things to a girl I liked in highschool

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:15:18 AM »

fucked up 2 different times in two different colleges wasting thousands of dollars of my parent money

stole pills from my grandma, sister, mother, father, and aunt

enabling and encouraging fatalt in his growing drug habit

broke up with a girl by going dark

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:47:21 AM »

I have a list that is too long. I wasn't a bully in school, but I was the lackey of the bullies. So, I'd be the asshole that was piling on while some poor kid was getting humiliated by the bully. Beating kids up, depantsing them, planting embarrassing things in their desk or locker, hocking loogeys from stairways onto their heads, charging kids to use the public restroom (got suspended for that one). A grade-A jerkoff.

The one thing I regret the most is breaking up with a girl for no reason. I told her I cheated on her just so she would go away.

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2009, 04:03:27 AM »

I once told a girl I loved her, so she would sleep with me. :'(

Tristam · « **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:15:01 AM »

I can't really know what the worst thing I've done to someone is -- that would be their call -- but I can remember things that I feel the worst about.

-Being too harsh with my little brother while growing up.
-In elementary school I often made fun of one of my sister's friends for being fat.
-Actually, I feel bad for making fun of anyone when I was younger. I wasn't especially cruel or anything, but I still feel bad. At least in high school and onward I made amends as the everyman.
-Once, at a fifth grade school dance, casually tossing a foam cup of Mountain Dew on the gym floor.
-In college someone was substituting for our prof, and later I made some smart-ass remark the dyed green hair of the substitute until I realized that the kid I was talking to was the substitute's nephew. He was a cool guy, too.
-A collision I had last year. It was my fault, and although nobody was injured, my car's steering column was fucked and so it was nearly inoperable. It wasn't an expensive car--$2,000--but my parents bought it for me, so that left me depressed for weeks. I had liability insurance, so no repairs were covered and the repairs totaled to double the car's worth anyway.

Reb · « **Reply #28 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:36:22 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 22, 2009, 06:04:43 PM

all of you have done way worse than what you posted here, including me. and if you think you haven't, then you are most certainly living in denial. but i can't blame anyone for not posting the REAL worst thing they've ever done to someone and instead opting for the lulz. not like i would do it.

I've thought about this, and I disagree.
What makes you so certain? I can honestly only think of minor stuff I inflicted on other people.

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:21:41 AM »

what's with you guys putting bodily fluids on other people's stuff? $:-\$

there are only a few times where I really felt bad after doing something

1) When I was really young, I was at a friends birthday party at a Chuck-e cheese type recreation place. I think we were playing tag or something, but at one point two of my friends were running towards me from each side and I "accidentally" grabbed their heads and but them together leaving them crying with bloody noses. I felt really bad afterward.

2) Did a lot of prank calling with friends back in the day when internet telephone stuff first came out.

3) Almost breaking a friend's arm when he was trying to stab me.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:24:19 AM »

I broke her heart. She trusted me.

That was years ago, but i still have the taste of it.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #31 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:27:46 AM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on July 23, 2009, 11:24:19 AM

I broke her heart. She trusted me.

That was years ago, but i still have the taste of it.

$:-\$

To an extent... this. I hate making people cry. So much.

muckhole · « **Reply #32 on:** July 23, 2009, 07:37:13 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on July 23, 2009, 11:21:41 AM

3) Almost breaking a friend's arm when he was trying to stab me.

Uh, I think this one may be pretty forgivable, considering.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #33 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:02:31 PM »

Here's a story you guys might find funny.

At the place I work at now, we had a few employees who were really bad about stealing other people's food and drink from the break room fridge. I never noticed this until I came in one day to work and put a partially eaten DQ Blizzard in the freezer. I did my required clocking in via email and went to grab my Blizzard to finish it off. Lo and behold, it was gone, the empty cup in the nearby trashcan. Upon investigating, I discovered that things like this had been happening for a while now. So I plot revenge.

I purposely buy an oreo blizzard. I eat some of it, then put in nearly an entire package of the chocolate flavored exlax. I stir it up really good and leave my Blizzard in the freezer again. I go to check on it 20 minutes later, and its gone, eaten. About 20 minutes later a girl shows me the culprit. She spends the rest of the night constantly having to run to the bathroom before management makes her leave. When asked what happened, she replies, I guess I ate something bad or something. (I had already told management what I had planned to do prior to doing it as they also wanted this food thief caught.) Management then promptly tells her that they know exactly what she ate to make her sick and that if she steals another person's food again shes fired.

I felt good for doing it at first but then later felt bad because I basically gave her the shits for an entire night.

Yeti · « **Reply #34 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:08:05 PM »

You shouldn't feel bad about that, that's awesome.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:37:41 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 23, 2009, 07:37:13 PM

Quote from: swaggaz on July 23, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
3) Almost breaking a friend's arm when he was trying to stab me.

Uh, I think this one may be pretty forgivable, considering.

Muckhole would have made him break him his own arm, and then thank him for the opportunity.

cool breeze · « **Reply #36 on:** July 23, 2009, 09:02:44 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 23, 2009, 07:37:13 PM

Quote from: swaggaz on July 23, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
3) Almost breaking a friend's arm when he was trying to stab me.

Uh, I think this one may be pretty forgivable, considering.

well, he wasn't doing it to hurt me; he was doing it because he's an idiot.

muckhole · « **Reply #37 on:** July 23, 2009, 09:18:26 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2009, 08:37:41 PM

Muckhole would have made him break him his own arm, and then thank him for the opportunity.

Quote from: swaggaz on July 23, 2009, 09:02:44 PM

Quote from: muckhole on July 23, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on July 23, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
3) Almost breaking a friend's arm when he was trying to stab me.

Uh, I think this one may be pretty forgivable, considering.

well, he wasn't doing it to hurt me; he was doing it because he's an idiot.

Really, either way, he was trying to stab you.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #38 on:** July 23, 2009, 10:18:06 PM »

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #39 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:05:59 PM »

Don't even know where to begin.

I've pushed distinguished mentally-challenged fellows off a moving fire truck dressed as Chuck E Cheese, I convinced another distinguished mentally-challenged kid that I was Jesus and he ended up running away from bible camp on my command, I got in a fight with a roommate in college and beat him with an iron, I pretended I was a born again christian to continue sleeping with this one chick, I've preformed the upper decker (shitting in the tank) at my grandma's house, I got in a fight at work because a midget was wearing a sparkly vest, signed my dad up for NAMBLA, etc.

I'm an awful person.

muckhole · « **Reply #40 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:12:31 PM »

They really need to have you on an episode of the Borecast.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #41 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 23, 2009, 11:05:59 PM

Don't even know where to begin.

I've pushed distinguished mentally-challenged fellows off a moving fire truck dressed as Chuck E Cheese, I convinced another distinguished mentally-challenged kid that I was Jesus and he ended up running away from bible camp on my command, I got in a fight with a roommate in college and beat him with an iron, I pretended I was a born again christian to continue sleeping with this one chick, I've preformed the upper decker (shitting in the tank) at my grandma's house, I got in a fight at work because a midget was wearing a sparkly vest, signed my dad up for NAMBLA, etc.

I'm an awful person.

Need more details aside from the first one, as I already read that on GAF.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #42 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:39:23 PM »

I used to call my brother gay all the time just to be mean. Once I grow out of it, I search for his username one day. Sure enough, foxblinde answered a yahoo asks question describing how much he was in love with some guy and it would never work out. : /

But that doesn't compare to the times I would try to get a rise out of my baby sister. Really bad behavior on my part. I would tell her things like "Mommy died". I'd like to think I would never do something like that again but I've had to stop myself from tormenting my cats a few times. I've been doing well controlling my impulses for the most part. I just hope she doesn't remember it.

*braces for backlash*

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:45:52 PM »

I almost broke off a friendship with a really good friend of mine over a videogame. Star Ocean 2, to be exact. I lent it to him once and it came back a few weeks later. I put it away and didn't think about it for at least a month or two. Popped it out and it wouldn't load past the menu screen. Turned out that disc 1 was absolutely covered in scratches, but the odd thing was that the scratches were all parallel to the center ring like someone pressed down one side of the disc and then spun it around for a while. Never did find out what happened to it, by the way.

Anyway, I confronted him. He balked at paying for a new copy and denied having anything to do with it. I made some angry retort and didn't talk to him for the rest of the day. Things were pretty icy for about a week and then it finally just went away. Sometime later I ended up getting the disc resurfaced for $3 and after that it worked just fine.

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Author Topic: What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone? (Read 2564 times)