Author Topic: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever (Read 2639 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 24, 2009, 11:56:18 PM »

New experience for me.

I thought she had offered to let me come over to her place and hang out, but as the conversation continued, it became apparent that I was just being used. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:00:26 AM »

:rapetime

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:09:54 AM »

I told her it was too late for me to come over tonight, so she asked if I was able between 2-5 pm tomorrow. I feel like I'm a service at this point. Should I charge?

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:10:37 AM »

What are we talki about here? Nice rack? Would she chew on your foreskin?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:11:00 AM »

She's an ex.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:11:30 AM »

Ok but, the foreskin thing.... i really want to know

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:11:51 AM »

You should have told her you were busy, but maybe Mr. Grant could change your mind.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:12:59 AM »

Dude, demi, I'm Jewish!

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:22:30 AM »

I mean I guess you could wrap a strip of bacon around your cock

Barry Egan · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM »

I'd be turned off by this I think

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:31:54 AM »

Yeah, I'm not going over there. It's kind of awkward.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:32:52 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM

I'd be turned off by this I think

and here I was with phone in hand!

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:33:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:31:54 AM

Yeah, I'm not going over there. It's kind of awkward.

I think having sex with you would be awkward anyway. Enjoyable, but awkward.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:33:37 AM »

There's only one way to find out.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:34:18 AM »

Awkward is the new smooth, anyway

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:34:58 AM »

Did that broad ever reply to you on MySpace, recursive?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:35:15 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 25, 2009, 12:34:18 AM

Awkward is the new smooth, anyway

Only if you are sufficiently smooth in your awkwardness.

My awkward is awkward.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:40:45 AM »

Correction, Arvie's awkwahd is awkward.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:42:09 AM »

If I had your number I'd so call you for sex right now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM »

240-593-8796

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:43:22 AM »

I'm actually uncomfortable talking on the phone. It's always so awkwahd.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:48:14 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM

240-593-8796

Is this real

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:54:22 AM »

You will have to call and find out.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:55:11 AM »

Confirm it's real and I will.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:57:50 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2009, 12:32:52 AM

Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM
I'd be turned off by this I think

and here I was with phone in hand!

902-802-5264

Bocsius · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:03:46 AM »

336-867-5309

T234 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM

240-593-8796

I just called and got voicemail.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:30:13 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:57:50 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2009, 12:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM
I'd be turned off by this I think

and here I was with phone in hand!

902-802-5264

Nova Scotia area code

Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:38:59 AM »

a man about Halifax

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:41:08 AM »

I've got a good lead on a job there. It's also where I went to University.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2009, 03:35:58 AM »

Quote from: T234 on July 25, 2009, 01:28:00 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM
240-593-8796

I just called and got voicemail.

Sorry, I was watching a movie.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:36:35 AM »

Quote

Did that broad ever reply to you on MySpace, recursive?

No, though she doesn't seem to have logged into her myspace or facebook all week either so I dunno. How can someone not read their mail for a week? It boggles my mind.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:04:16 AM »

Do it, its alright being a whore if it stays a secret between you and the john patron

Akala · « **Reply #33 on:** July 26, 2009, 11:46:40 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 26, 2009, 06:10:27 AM

A booty call from an ex? wow, she's desperate. How's desperate sex guys? is it as bad as sympathy sex?

They go together, like chocolate and peanut butter.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 26, 2009, 07:36:37 PM »

Dudes being turned off by being used for sex now? You ~~fuckers~~ doofuses are just plain embarrassing at this point.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #35 on:** July 26, 2009, 08:04:49 PM »

To frank sex with Willco sounds pretty desperate. 10 minutes of fun

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #36 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:45:11 AM »

She apparently read my message either late last night or early this morning. And still hasn't replied :'(

Reb · « **Reply #37 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:58:23 AM »

Was it long? Does it require planning?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #38 on:** July 27, 2009, 11:08:11 AM »

Well its main feature was a link to some MP3s I recorded a few years back, so it would require downloading them and listening. They are cheesy in some ways so I'm afraid she hated them

Reb · « **Reply #39 on:** July 27, 2009, 11:09:52 AM »

Well, if somebody sends me some "read/listen to this" mail, chances are I'll take my time responding.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #40 on:** July 27, 2009, 01:21:14 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on July 26, 2009, 07:36:37 PM

Dudes being turned off by being used for sex now? You ~~fuckers~~ doofuses are just plain embarrassing at this point.

You're a grown man who's irrationally fanatical and hyper defensive towards a videogame console. I'm sure you relate to desperation in ways that some of us just can't, dude.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #41 on:** July 27, 2009, 01:51:23 PM »

add OCD to the mix in my case

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:54:55 PM »

dee-licious, dee-lovely, dee-charley: She was probably waiting to see how cool you were, when you'd call her and ask her what's up, and by ignoring her for a couple months she thought "OMGZ he's so aloof, so austere, so RIFE with ennui! I MUST BANG HIM."

News:

Author Topic: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever (Read 2639 times)