vegetarians/vegans/pedestrians/etcetera/whateva
all hollow shells (no pun int

) of men and to a lesser extent women
all dead on the inside except for the compassion area of the brain
to actually choose not to ever never forever eat the following foods is unthinkable unfathomable masochistic crazy carazy pretentious to a point ok im done:
-americanized chinese food
-china buffets (which count twice because its fucking awesome)
-the occasional steak
-mexican food (veggie fuck fests wrapped in a roll dont count)
-deli meat sandwiches
-bacon wrapped shrimp (still counts for recursivelynumbers)
-milk in cereal (un ameican if you ask me, which you didnt, terrorist (also: manboobs/moobs/sugartits/bitchtits))
-cant think of anything else but im sure theres more
at least youll can still have fried seafood, which ranks up there with chinese imnsho