Author Topic: Foreskins (Read 6125 times)

Bildi · « **on:** July 28, 2009, 06:57:15 PM »

Users are also allowed to change their vote.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2009, 06:57:56 PM »

Nasty, but curiously interesting

Muckhole has one btw. And now that you know, you can lock the thread

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:01:38 PM »

I don't know how to vote because Mupepe probably has one.

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:29:40 PM »

I came to vote, but I see my ballot has already been cast.

Is there such a thing as a "fiveskin"?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:33:36 PM »

I dunno. Want to show me?

chronovore · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:39:59 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 28, 2009, 07:29:40 PM

I came to vote, but I see my ballot has already been cast.

Is there such a thing as a "fiveskin"?

More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

muckhole · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:44:33 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 07:39:59 PM

More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

Quote from: demi on July 28, 2009, 07:33:36 PM

I dunno. Want to show me?

Maybe. Keep in mind all measurements are in Canadian, which after the U.S. exchange, may not seem quite as long.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:49:15 PM »

I'm ok with that, I've seen plenty to know what I'm aware of. Your girlfriend said she didn't mind.

Bildi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2009, 07:55:38 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 07:39:59 PM

More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

Such a thought makes my skin crawl.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:03:59 PM »

Disgusting. Can't watch porn if the dude isn't cut (no homo)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:14:03 PM »

Girls can nibble on them but sometimes they smell like uncles pool house

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:14:15 PM »

nuh uh

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:16:57 PM »

The correct answer is "nuh uh" by the way. Apart from muckhole, everyone who answered yes is a disgusting mutant and should be promptly banned.

muckhole · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:20:12 PM »

I don't actually have one either.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:33:22 PM »

Notable Jew Accomplishments (in order of importance)
1.) Circumcision

2.) Money
3.) Willco
4.) Hollywood

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2009, 09:01:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 28, 2009, 08:16:57 PM

The correct answer is "nuh uh" by the way. Apart from muckhole, everyone who answered yes is a disgusting mutant and should be promptly banned.

It's not uncommon for people who were mutilated in their childhoods to be resentful of others who have something they can never have.

Let it all out, it's part of the healing process.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM »

Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2009, 10:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 28, 2009, 07:55:38 PM

Quote from: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

Such a thought makes my skin crawl.

It would possibly be a flap of dangly flesh, right along the taint-line. A non-rigid fin.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2009, 10:46:42 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 28, 2009, 08:20:12 PM

I don't actually have one either.

It's a yes or no thing muckhole. Don't lie to me.

muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2009, 10:53:30 PM »

No turtle-neck sweater here, sir.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2009, 11:16:05 PM »

I knew I always liked you. btw, you should get BlazBlue. I might need a boosting partner.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:50:13 AM »

cut clique unite!

... is there a way to see who voted for what?

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:53:53 AM »

Not for you

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:58:13 AM »

do a printscreen after all the voting's said and done

You know, so we all know where everybody stands.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:59:28 AM »

+1 nuh uh

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:14:14 AM »

Got a big floppy one.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:17:34 AM »

That's so disgusting.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #27 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:19:52 AM »

My foreskin is longer than my actual dick.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:20:55 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:22:12 AM »

DA HOODED RASCAL!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #30 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:23:39 AM »

If I don't have a condom I just tie my foreskin in a knot and go at it.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:28:10 AM »

That's just fake now. Go lie somewhere else.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:29:01 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:49:31 AM »

uh huh. Not that it matters as no one will ever see it. Sometimes it's annoying though because you'll go to pee, but the stream will hit the tip of the foreskin and spray in some random direction. :'(

Quote from: Bildi on July 28, 2009, 07:55:38 PM

Quote from: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

Such a thought makes my skin crawl.

Is it crawling down? Down to the aft-area? Because that's what us forers like to call the "pull back surprise"

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 29, 2009, 01:23:39 AM

If I don't have a condom I just tie my foreskin in a knot and go at it.

Bildi · « **Reply #34 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:37:48 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 29, 2009, 01:49:31 AM

uh huh. Not that it matters as no one will ever see it. Sometimes it's annoying though because you'll go to pee, but the stream will hit the tip of the foreskin and spray in some random direction. :'(

Yeah, that's one downside.

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 29, 2009, 01:23:39 AM

If I don't have a condom I just tie my foreskin in a knot and go at it.

A genuine upside is that when I have a fap I can hold my foreskin closed and cum in it, and then go and find a tissue or whatever elsewhere. It's very convenient.

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #35 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:41:03 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM

Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

My wife thinks uncut ones are funny looking. If we have a boy, we'll probably get him circumcised. If he wants to bitch about it later on the internet or write a book about how I'm a horrible father for multilating him at birth, he can knock himself out and go right ahead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:29:46 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 29, 2009, 03:41:03 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

My wife thinks uncut ones are funny looking. If we have a boy, we'll probably get him circumcised. If he wants to bitch about it later on the internet or write a book about how I'm a horrible father for multilating him at birth, he can knock himself out and go right ahead.

damn right

Helmet>Hijab

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:31:57 AM »

I'm uncut.

is this why slave girl rejected me?

Reb · « **Reply #38 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:35:54 AM »

Don't cut penises, what did they do to you?

etiolate · « **Reply #39 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:58:53 AM »

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DJ_Tet · « **Reply #40 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:18:17 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 29, 2009, 01:49:31 AM

uh huh. Not that it matters as no one will ever see it. Sometimes it's annoying though because you'll go to pee, but the stream will hit the tip of the foreskin and spray in some random direction. :'(

Happens with uncut ones as well, except with random hairs splitting the stream.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #41 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:28:41 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM

Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

I don't have a problem with either.

I live in the UK where the only people who are cut are muslims and jews, so if you have a problem with uncut penises here then it doesn't leave you with a particularly broad scope!

Reb · « **Reply #42 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:31:51 AM »

I have the feeling it's not that big an issue in Europe. Both are around, who cares?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #43 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:35:15 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 29, 2009, 05:31:51 AM

I have the feeling it's not that big an issue in Europe. Both are around, who cares?

Yep, that's exactly the case. No one really gives a shit, I've discussed it with countless girlfriends and the response has always been neither are an issue. Its weird for me to think that it bothers some people. I mean if you keep yourself clean why does it matter? With aesthetics, its just a matter of what you're used to, and if you live in Europe you're more likely to see uncut than cut anyway.

Reb · « **Reply #44 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:50:10 AM »

How much time do you spend looking at it anyway?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #45 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:43:39 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 29, 2009, 03:41:03 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?
My wife thinks uncut ones are funny looking. If we have a boy, we'll probably get him circumcised. If he wants to bitch about it later on the internet or write a book about how I'm a horrible father for multilating him at birth, he can knock himself out and go right ahead.

It's kind of fucked up the first week after the circumcision. Every time you change his diaper, you have to reapply neosporin and gauze and there's a little scabbiness on it and it's just pretty fucked up.

The end result is still "prettier" in my own personal opinion though. I wonder if there's anybody who's gotten a circumcision after puberty who could really explain the differences in sensitivity?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #46 on:** July 29, 2009, 07:39:19 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 29, 2009, 06:43:39 AM

It's kind of fucked up the first week after the circumcision. Every time you change his diaper, you have to reapply neosporin and gauze and there's a little scabbiness on it and it's just pretty fucked up.

The end result is still "prettier" in my own personal opinion though. I wonder if there's anybody who's gotten a circumcision after puberty who could really explain the differences in sensitivity?

One of my buddies' brother got circumcised at age 12. I'm pretty sure he was still a virgin when it happened. It was horrific, I wouldn't wish that on any child. From my understanding once you hit puberty there can be pain/tearing/stretching for some as it's too tight for the head, not sure if that was his problem or not. I do know he spent about two weeks naked, couldn't even have a sheet covering him when he slept. My dad isn't circumcised but I am. I wish I weren't but no use crying about it.

If I had a son I doubt I would circumcise him.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #47 on:** July 29, 2009, 10:03:31 AM »

Not cut. Damn foreign parents!! I was self-conscious and embarassed about this until two of my friends told me they were intact, too. Looks the same when erect, anyway, though. I can't believe you guys got me to start talking about my johnson.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #48 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:42:29 PM »

I'm impressed, this is much more civil than GAF where an all out flame war begins whenever circumcision is mentioned.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** July 29, 2009, 01:05:53 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 29, 2009, 12:42:29 PM

I'm impressed, this is much more civil than GAF where an all out flame war begins whenever circumcision is mentioned.

It's cause of the love of teh penis.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:03:27 PM »

i had no idea this was such a big issue, no pun intended

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #51 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:17:09 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 29, 2009, 02:45:39 PM

sounds like nonsense. i got circumcised much later than that (for medical reasons) and it really wasn't that bad. i had sex both with a cut and uncut penis. and while there are some differences, they're negligible and only really noticeable during the transition shortly after the circumcision. the whole affair seems pretty silly to me. cut or uncut, who cares. shrug.

What sounds like nonsense? Perhaps the docs were too careful with him but I saw him with my own eyes. A bloody stump, it was disgusting. I wouldn't wish anyone get circumcised when they are old enough to remember it. As for his reasons, that was pure guessing on my part but I assume they were medical.

edit: You have to consider that you're mid 20's, I'm mid 30's and this guy is pushing 40. This was a LONG time ago.

Bildi · « **Reply #52 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:08:47 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 29, 2009, 07:03:58 AM

I voted for the wrong option dammit.

You can change it.

Quote from: jarosh on July 29, 2009, 02:45:39 PM

sounds like nonsense. i got circumcised much later than that (for medical reasons) and it really wasn't that bad. i had sex both with a cut and uncut penis. and while there are some differences, they're negligible and only really noticeable during the transition shortly after the circumcision. the whole affair seems pretty silly to me. cut or uncut, who cares. shrug.

Eep.

If I had to get circumcised I think I'd ask them to anaesthetise me for at least a day. You are a man's man Jarosh.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #53 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:16:41 PM »

Stitches were involved :'(

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #54 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:18:19 PM »

I got cut when I was twelve. It's apparently commonplace where I used to live to have circumcisions right before puberty, so there.

I remember being in so much fucking pain the next couple of weeks, plus I think my dickwound got kinda infected and got bloated to about the size of a small tomato.