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brawndolicious

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2009, 03:43:08 AM »
One of my buddies' brother got circumcised at age 12.  I'm pretty sure he was still a virgin when it happened.  It was horrific, I wouldn't wish that on any child.  From my understanding once you hit puberty there can be pain/tearing/stretching for some as it's too tight for the head, not sure if that was his problem or not.  I do know he spent about two weeks naked, couldn't even have a sheet covering him when he slept.  My dad isn't circumcised but I am.  I wish I weren't but no use crying about it.
If I had a son I doubt I would circumcise him.
That's weird, my brother got one when he was 10-11 and he said that there wasn't any real pain.  I think they keep you conscious and just use a local anesthetic too.

Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2009, 03:53:11 AM »
What sounds like nonsense?  Perhaps the docs were not too careful with him, I saw him with my own eyes.


sounds like nonsense.

twas a joke

Holy shit, I'm I now falling for some meta-joke, or did you forget your own post?
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Bildi

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2009, 04:03:22 AM »
I figured he forgot his own post.  Otherwise I'm thoroughly confused as well.

ToxicAdam

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2009, 04:08:06 AM »
I was cut, but I feel like I got cheated. I read about Rabbis (from the old days) that would suck the blood of the recently cut penis. Seems like a good way to numb the pain.


I had both my boys cut. It's pretty unnerving when it happens. They bring out this plastic board (concave and shaped like a human torso) then strap the infant into it and then make the cuts. It happens very fast .. like 3-5 seconds. You have to keep applying vaseline to the tip of their dicks for the next week while it heals. No bandages.


« Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 04:10:32 AM by ToxicAdam »

DJ_Tet

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2009, 12:18:04 PM »
One of my buddies' brother got circumcised at age 12.  I'm pretty sure he was still a virgin when it happened.  It was horrific, I wouldn't wish that on any child.  From my understanding once you hit puberty there can be pain/tearing/stretching for some as it's too tight for the head, not sure if that was his problem or not.  I do know he spent about two weeks naked, couldn't even have a sheet covering him when he slept.  My dad isn't circumcised but I am.  I wish I weren't but no use crying about it.
If I had a son I doubt I would circumcise him.
That's weird, my brother got one when he was 10-11 and he said that there wasn't any real pain.  I think they keep you conscious and just use a local anesthetic too.

It was horrific (for me.)  I don't remember him complaining about any pain.  Just had to stay naked for a bit so the stitches wouldn't rip out.
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DJ_Tet

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2009, 12:19:16 PM »

Holy shit, I'm I now falling for some meta-joke, or did you forget your own post?

It's not worth explaining at this point.  Basically Jarosh said my post was nonsense so I thought I would respond to your experience in the same way. 
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Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2009, 12:21:11 PM »

Holy shit, I'm I now falling for some meta-joke, or did you forget your own post?

It's not worth explaining at this point.  Basically Jarosh said my post was nonsense so I thought I would respond to your experience in the same way. 

Yeah, and then Jinfash responded to you, like you responded to Jarosh. I'm thinking you didn't catch that part.
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DJ_Tet

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2009, 12:46:59 PM »
I never doubted your experience.  I was making a sarcastic remark based on how jarosh tried to discredit my whole post. 

Like I said it's really not worth getting into.
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Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2009, 12:50:49 PM »
I never doubted your experience.  I was making a sarcastic remark based on how jarosh tried to discredit my whole post. 

Like I said it's really not worth getting into.

You are fucking with me right? Right?

I know I'm being a sucker, but here I go:

Jinfash knew you were joking, because he responded with the exact same type of joke.
So you explaining it was a joke, makes me think you missed the part Jinfash was joking.

You could be joking about missing the joke about your joke, which has me now falling in your meta-joke trap.

Also, it wasn't my experience, but that doesn't matter for this.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 12:52:28 PM by Rebiak »
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Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2009, 01:16:39 PM »
I never doubted your experience.  I was making a sarcastic remark based on how jarosh tried to discredit my whole post. 

Like I said it's really not worth getting into.

You are fucking with me right? Right?

I know I'm being a sucker, but here I go:

Jinfash knew you were joking, because he responded with the exact same type of joke.
So you explaining it was a joke, makes me think you missed the part Jinfash was joking.

You could be joking about missing the joke about your joke, which has me now falling in your meta-joke trap.

Also, it wasn't my experience, but that doesn't matter for this.
sounds like nonsense.

What sounds like nonsense? I'm reading this thread, I'm seeing it with my own eyes.
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DJ_Tet

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2009, 01:43:59 PM »
 :lol

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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2009, 02:01:00 PM »
 :lol

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2009, 02:08:15 PM »


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« Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 02:17:30 PM by recursivelyenumerable »
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2009, 02:17:05 PM »

Bloodwake

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2009, 02:27:07 PM »
I'm cut.

What's the big fucking deal about being cut/uncut again?
HLR

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2009, 02:29:14 PM »
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2009, 02:37:11 PM »
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly

Tell us more about how you like your dicks streamlined. 

Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2009, 02:38:53 PM »
:lol omg

you just fell into the same trap. re-read the thread and my posts. lol

What, I was joking, see my earlier post!
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Bloodwake

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #78 on: July 30, 2009, 02:39:52 PM »
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly

Tell us more about how you like your dicks streamlined. 

 :lol
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DJ_Tet

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2009, 03:25:59 PM »
:lol omg

you just fell into the same trap. re-read the thread and my posts. lol

What, I was joking, see my earlier post!

You're about as funny as the average episode of the Big Bang Theory!
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DJ_Tet

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2009, 03:59:42 PM »
That horse you're beating is already dead.
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Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2009, 04:26:38 PM »
I'm reading the thread. God, it's full of slow people. Nobody gets Rebiak, unless it was part of the joke; one that is as confusing as my sexuality.

It's just you and me baby, hold me.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2009, 04:45:16 PM »
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly

Tell us more about how you like your dicks streamlined. 

It's definitely the ideal aesthetic in my mind.
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Bildi

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2009, 05:47:16 PM »
I'm siding with Rebiak in this issue of ridiculous misunderstanding.  He's the only one who doesn't have a broken joke detector.

Reb

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2009, 05:55:33 PM »
I'm siding with Rebiak in this issue of ridiculous misunderstanding.  He's the only one who doesn't have a broken joke detector.

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Mupepe

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #85 on: July 31, 2009, 01:18:40 PM »

Yeti

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #86 on: August 01, 2009, 01:31:30 AM »
I'm reading the thread. God, it's full of slow people. Nobody gets Rebiak, unless it was part of the joke; one that is as confusing as my sexuality.

Just because YOU'RE confused about your sexuality doesn't mean that the rest of us are!  :P
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: Foreskins
« Reply #87 on: August 01, 2009, 04:26:50 PM »