Author Topic: Ironic orgasms (Read 1501 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** August 02, 2009, 02:39:41 AM »

I meant to link to that Onion story headlined something like "Ironic Porn Purchase Leads to Unironic Orgasm" but I couldn't find it through cursory Google searching. Contra the article's insinuation, some people such as myself are perfectly capable of ironic orgasms.

Mandark · « **Reply #1 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:42:40 AM »

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38979

Less than 10 seconds.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

there's an ejaculation joke in there somewhere

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:43:35 AM »

So iconic you think that in 40 years people like Brand New will be wearing your orgasm on a shirt?

I just realized it says ironic not iconic. I fail again. :'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:47:24 AM »

I actually had a dream about that last night, sort of. I had for some reason recorded a bunch of videos of myself in uh compromising situations and accidently kept them in a public folder or something, and someone on GAF discovered them and made a thread for the purpose of humiliating me. It wasn't a terribly pleasant dream.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:49:35 AM »

also

According to reports, Josh Farmer, 27,

and in the right column there's a link to Independent Film Made By Dependent 27-Year-Old

the onion really has it out for us loser 27yos, doesn't it $:-\$

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:07:04 AM »

Quote

I just realized it says ironic not iconic. I fail again. Cry

I thought you were being clever.

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #6 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:10:38 AM »

Iconic orgasms?

(ABSOLUTELY

)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:12:30 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 02, 2009, 03:07:04 AM

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I just realized it says ironic not iconic. I fail again. Cry

I thought you were being clever.

I thought I was too, until I thought otherwise.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:50:14 AM »

Quote from: Jabberwocky on August 02, 2009, 03:10:38 AM

Iconic orgasms?

(ABSOLUTELY )

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

chronovore · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:02:12 PM »

Quote from: Jabberwocky on August 02, 2009, 03:10:38 AM

Iconic orgasms?

(ABSOLUTELY )

I lol'd. Who would film himself doing that? And with those manboobs?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #10 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:04:38 PM »

Isn't that Chris Chan?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_chan

Bloodwake · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:07:20 PM »

I just screamed aloud WHY IS THIS ON THE INTERNET?

lmfao.

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:02:04 PM »

I just had an ironic orgasm.

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2009, 06:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 02, 2009, 12:04:38 PM

Isn't that Chris Chan?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_chan

Yes it is.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2009, 06:46:39 PM »

Jesus at those manboobs

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:10:58 AM »

Would an iconic ironic orgasm be like if someone was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:12:15 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2009, 12:10:58 AM

Would an iconic ironic orgasm be like if someone was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

We could be an ironic orgasm.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:23:53 AM »

Quote

Would an iconic ironic orgasm be like if someone was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

Yes. I think.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:23:59 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2009, 12:10:58 AM

Would an iconic ironic orgasm be like if someone was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

Would an ironic icon-ironic orgasm be like if Che was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:57:11 AM »

^I'm not even gonna read that.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:33:00 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 03, 2009, 12:23:59 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
Would an iconic ironic orgasm be like if someone was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

Would an ironic icon-ironic orgasm be like if Che was wearing a Che shirt, except Che was replaced with Reagan and he was orgasming?

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:04:47 PM »

Who the fuck is that Chris-chan guy? He is a totall faggo. Serously, listen to his voice. My God. MY GOD.

Is he distinguished mentally-challenged?

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:08:46 PM »

Autism is no laughing matter.

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Author Topic: Ironic orgasms (Read 1501 times)