Author Topic: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum (Read 3360 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 03, 2009, 04:13:44 PM »

VOTE PAPANGUSES

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:16:34 PM »

tragic masturbation :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:19:13 PM »

Live feed to Mups.

Prole

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:20:44 PM »

Just two guys and we're havin' a good time.... havin' a good time....

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:21:07 PM »

Everyone knows that at the movement of the conception of the clone you both start to have different experiences and thus begin to separate into different people. So if he's only been cloned a short time it's more like masturbation. If it's been a long time it's gay...unless mupepe is watching.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:22:01 PM »

PD's just trying to kick it with a dude...and that dude is him.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:22:43 PM »

nature > nurture

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:26:43 PM »

If you had a twin brother, would you have sex with him?

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:31:11 PM »

Well, I'd have sex with yours.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:32:22 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on August 03, 2009, 04:31:11 PM

Well, I've had sex with yours.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM »

Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing

I wish I had a twin brother now $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:50:54 PM »

I would in fact JO only with my clone. Into a tornado. No gay stuff.

drew · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:53:31 PM »

yeah, but i am so fuckin' HOT i'd make this exception

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »

nah, how could i resist myself?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:08:21 PM »

Worse than a recursive thread.

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:11:58 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM

Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing

I wish I had a twin brother now $:-\$

Ok that's gay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:17:25 PM »

I also think it matters what kind of clone. Dolly clone - no, shadow clone - yes. Mass shadow clone, GOD YES.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:20:14 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on August 03, 2009, 05:18:27 PM

and yet you scream leper all polacks

smh

This is a confessional thread. Confess you fudgepacker.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:31:52 PM »

I would kill him before he kills me.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:33:06 PM »

And then...

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:45:28 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:57:39 PM »

I find that a fairly unattractive proposition.

As such I fear I may not be as wilde homo as I thought. :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:01:30 PM »

Ew, the clone would be a baby.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:13:27 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 03, 2009, 06:01:30 PM

Ew, the clone would be a baby.

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:22:10 PM »

Would it be pedo if I go back in time and rape myself?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:43:25 PM »

The mupepe option is probably the truth.

tehjaybo, now, would definitely do it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:45:32 PM »

can you dress your clone up like a woman

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:49:03 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2009, 06:45:32 PM

can you dress your clone up like a woman

If you were your clone how would you feel about that?

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someone has a secret cross-dressing fetish.

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:04:16 PM »

it's no secret

my clone would have much softer hands, too, because it wouldn't have roughed them up via manual labor

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:05:25 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2009, 07:04:16 PM

it's no secret

my clone would have much softer hands, too, because it wouldn't have roughed them up via manual labor

But they wouldn't be as strong.

Bildi · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:21:50 PM »

Ideally we should let our clones carry on our dreary daily lives while we all rendezvous for weeks at a time to engage in natural and beautiful acts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:26:05 PM »

I don't think I could convince my clone to live my life for me.

Bildi · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:27:51 PM »

Perhaps you could take turns - that's 50% misery and 50% unbridled passion each.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:33:52 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 03, 2009, 07:27:51 PM

Perhaps you could take turns - that's 50% misery and 50% unbridled passion each.

Ya one person can read law books while the other refreshes flannel girls facebook.

edit: in before you remind me she took her facebook down.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:36:15 PM »

Tieno · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:41:42 PM »

Gay and also incestuous. This is very similar to having sex with your twin brother. It's another male conscious being, so no.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:06:53 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 03, 2009, 07:36:15 PM

.

I saw the first reply.

Powerslave · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:09:33 PM »

What was it?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:11:44 PM »

I started typing a reply before you edited. Editing your message--for things other than spelling or grammar--is a bitch move.

Powerslave · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:18:16 PM »

A BITCH MOVE.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:28:13 PM »

TYPING IN CAPS IS AWESOME.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:57:58 PM »

but I knew exactly what you were going to say. I couldn't help myself.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #43 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:34:34 PM »

Just do a Double Dutch Rudder. You won't be gay cause you're touching your own dick.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #44 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:40:54 PM »

Trick question, right? Depends on whether the clone is deep or shallow, and since that's not specified*, I would avoid using your cloning interface altogether and just create my own if I needed one.

* "perfect" doesn't cover it, since that just describes the completeness of its adherence to some ideal, it doesn't lay out what the ideal actually is.

Bildi · « **Reply #45 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:46:58 PM »

I can see you and your clone would have a lot of fun together recursive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:57:21 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing

I wish I had a twin brother now $:-\$

Ok that's gay.

How is that gay? You jerk your dick off all the time, why not let your clone do it?

Tieno · « **Reply #47 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 12:57:21 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing

I wish I had a twin brother now $:-\$

Ok that's gay.

How is that gay? You jerk your dick off all the time, why not let your clone do it?

Why not let your gay lover do it?

smd

Powerslave · « **Reply #48 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:38:24 PM »

mmmmm my clone

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:43:27 PM »

It'll be like a 3D mirror but with fluids and cuddling

MCD · « **Reply #50 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:04:15 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:35:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 12:57:21 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing

I wish I had a twin brother now $:-\$

Ok that's gay.

How is that gay? You jerk your dick off all the time, why not let your clone do it?

Dude, twin brother and clone are two different things. Twin brother is BrandNew area, do you really want to go there?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:37:24 PM »

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree

Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 03:37:24 PM

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree

jiji · « **Reply #54 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:00:37 PM »

Tragic masturbation option, although I'm such an ugly schlub that if I did want to sample the cock, it wouldn't be my own I'd be after.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #55 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:05:55 PM »

What if it was your mother?

Would you fuck her? It's not your mother, it's just a clone...

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #56 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 04, 2009, 04:14:51 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on August 04, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
What if it was your mother?

Would you fuck her? It's not your mother, it's just a clone...

We were going from the masturbation angle, do you masturbate for you mother?

I masturbate to my mother.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #57 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 04, 2009, 04:14:51 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on August 04, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
What if it was your mother?

Would you fuck her? It's not your mother, it's just a clone...

We were going from the masturbation angle, do you masturbate for you mother?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 04, 2009, 12:59:14 PM

First of all I need to know a few things about the clone and the cloning process; for example does anyone know about him? is he registered in the system? does he have any type of rights? does he have a different personality, characteristics, ambitions?

If the answer to all those questions is no, meaning that the clone is an extraneous individual to the society, then I'd lock him up in a dungeon and practice every twisted sexual act that comes to mind on him.

The world doesn't need another me, they barely stand the current me. I'd be doing everybody a service.

from worst evilborean to best: jinfash akbar

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #59 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:23:20 PM »

God already hates me (for good reasons) so not much change here.

News:

Poll

you arrive home from work one day to find your perfect clone waiting for you. inevitably, you and the clone will pleasure one another. is it gay?

Author Topic: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum (Read 3360 times)