Oh fer heavans sake, four Wisconsites glue the dickens out of a man

[etiolate]

Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with "sheer sheets" and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a "rub down" by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room with a text message.

Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach when the other women arrived, according to the complaints. The man told investigators he also was threatened with a gun. Ziemann told investigators she didn't have a gun but may have told the victim, "Do you know how much I want to shoot you?"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32279584/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?GT1=43001

This story made me think of Cyanista for some reason

[The Fake Shemp]

Probably because you are sexist.

[demi]

Pic of the man?

[etiolate]

Pic of the man?

before or after

[demi]

Either works

[Cyanista]

Probably because you want me to tie you down with sheets and glue your anatomy all willy-nilly. 

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lol willy nilly

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[chronovore]

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lol willy nilly

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'nil a willy

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