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ManaByte · « **Reply #60 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:36:57 PM »

Yea. When he drives in they yell "Hey Sgt. Slaughter" and he supervises the hand to hand combat training, just like Sgt. Slaughter is supposed to do.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #61 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:31:21 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on August 11, 2009, 05:36:57 PM

Yea. When he drives in they yell "Hey Sgt. Slaughter" and he supervises the hand to hand combat training, just like Sgt. Slaughter is supposed to do.

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Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:34:03 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on August 11, 2009, 05:36:57 PM

Yea. When he drives in they yell "Hey Sgt. Slaughter" and he supervises the hand to hand combat training, just like Sgt. Slaughter is supposed to do.

what

Narag · « **Reply #63 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:35:06 PM »

I thought they said his name was Sgt. Stone.

ManaByte · « **Reply #64 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:36:32 PM »

Nope, there's a Sgt. Stone action figure. In the movie they say "Slaughter". I just got back from it.

It was apparently this:

Script= Gung Ho
Figure= Stone
Movie= Slaughter

Kinda like the whole "Devastator" thing in Transformers 1.

Solo · « **Reply #65 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:29:17 PM »

One of the silliest movies Ive ever seen. Some great camp value though - I was howling at times. Also, lowest "CGI quality:budget" ratio ever?

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #66 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:17:57 PM »

Great movie. Saw three times opening weekend. I high fived my mom during the credit sequence.

Mupepe · « **Reply #67 on:** November 09, 2009, 01:07:26 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on August 12, 2009, 03:17:57 PM

Great movie. Saw three times opening weekend. I high fived my mom during the credit sequence.

You high fived her making it through it?

This movie was terrible, guys. Shaky CGI action cam in Transformers 2 was better than this crap. Maybe I was just in a bad mood or in the mood for an actually good movie, but it wasn't even so bad it's good to me. Just bad.

demi · « **Reply #68 on:** November 09, 2009, 11:27:43 PM »

One of the best movies I saw this year. Caesar & Mr. Eko

Cravis · « **Reply #69 on:** November 10, 2009, 09:09:38 AM »

Much better than Transformers. GI Joe is actually worth rewatching. The special effects aren't the greatest and it's cheesy in parts, but it's enjoyable. That's all that counts in my book.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:10:49 AM »

It is arguably worse than Transformers. Both were pretty bad. Let us never speak of them again.

ManaByte · « **Reply #71 on:** November 10, 2009, 03:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2009, 10:10:49 AM

It is arguably worse than Transformers. Both were pretty bad. Let us never speak of them again.

Nothing is worse than Transformers.

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except Spider-Man 3

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #72 on:** November 10, 2009, 03:22:30 PM »

Spider-Man 3 was infinitely better than Transformers 2, by virtue that it did not feature over an hour of characters walking in the desert with Bumblebee, John Turturro and two negrobots.

Mupepe · « **Reply #73 on:** November 10, 2009, 03:27:11 PM »

Spiderman 3 was the second coming of Christ compared to Transformers 2.

The best analogy I can think of is that Transformers 2 is the bread and G.I. Joe is the shit in a shit sandwich. It's all shitty, but one is a little better and edible on some level.

Diunx · « **Reply #74 on:** November 10, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »

I haven't seen Transformers 2 or G.I. jo or Terminator, the only blockbuster I have seen this year is Star Trek and that was only good, thank god for Avatar this year.

James Cameron showing this shit mtv directors how real action is done

chronovore · « **Reply #75 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:28:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2009, 03:22:30 PM

Spider-Man 3 was infinitely better than Transformers 2, by virtue that it did not feature over an hour of characters walking in the desert with Bumblebee, John Turturro and two negrobots.

I was overwhelmed by how bad Spider-Man 3 was. Wowsomely bad. Every bit of craft and pacing from 1 & 2 was just thrown in the blender for 3.

Solo · « **Reply #76 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:41:37 AM »

a stiff kick to the balls > GI Joe > Spider-Man 3 > finding out the girl youre banging is your first cousin > TF2.

Joe and S-M3 at least have camp value.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #77 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:45:46 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2009, 10:10:49 AM

It is arguably worse than Transformers. Both were pretty bad. Let us never speak of them again.

I thought you liked Transformers

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #78 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:41:02 AM »

I thought the first one was enjoyable, the second one was like five hours long.

Diunx · « **Reply #79 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:50:20 PM »

This movie was better than the matrix sequels and the pirates trilogy, can't fucking wait for the sequel.

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