Author Topic: It's the zombie apocalypse. Who would you bring? ('Bore Style) (Read 2725 times)

tehjaybo · « **on:** August 06, 2009, 11:41:09 AM »

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's about survival.

The zombies have come, fellow Borians. Patient Zero was admitted to the nearby hospital yesterday, and already chaos has ensued. Through the magic of the internets™, I have the power to teleport you and four other Boritos to a shelter with food, power, weapons, and defenses against the zombies. There are self-sustaining power sources and replenishing food stocks, and you will be perfectly safe inside your defended bunker, given that you can fend off the undead threat.

You can not leave until all of the zombies have been killed. To walk outside would be suicide. It's gonna be a while.

The question that is posed to you is this: Which members of this forum do you choose to bring with you, and why?

Mine:
T234: Good aim, and on our downtime we could play.
FatalT: FPS skills pay off VS zombies.
Tauntaun: The Warhammer troops would keep us safe.
elektrikluv:

Why NOT?

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Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:44:27 AM »

PD: Extra food source
Beezy: Extra food source
Drinky: Extra food source
TVC: Sex slave

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:45:02 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:54:14 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 06, 2009, 11:45:02 AM

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Yeah, tehjaybo would definitely be in my party. I'd also have Eel and Professor Prole to provide the rest of us with entertainment to help us get through the long, bleak nights. And I guess the fourth member would be Borys, since we could use him as zombie bait.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2009, 12:06:38 PM »

Although I would love to have eel, prole, and cohen in my party, I think they would make me laugh too much which would give away our position.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2009, 12:58:58 PM »

maf: he's angry and not gonna take it
tvc: he's crazy and not gonna take it
eel: he's angry and crazy and not gonna take it
himuro: he knows the layout of all the local parks

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:03:37 PM »

MY MAN

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:14:15 PM »

Bildi: He can be my 2nd man and sex slave at night.
Boogie: He's a cop so he got some aim.
Himuro: I need someone to talk about Final Fantasy when I'm not busy killing zombies.
Borys: He would be sent in to do dangerous things for us. Explore places, gather food, guard while we sleep.

drew · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:24:55 PM »

fatalt: i could use an extra hand in raiding all the local pharmacies
tvc: hed be too weak to stop me from taking his prescriptions
malek: he would be killed instantly for steaks (in the case that wed have self replenishing steak supplies, he would be killed for fun)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:26:31 PM »

prole: good at management and group coordination, would rally troops and keep up morale
frag: strategic planning for surgical strikes against undead, best bet for supply chain organization
eric p or patel: someone has to keep the memory of pop culture (comics, music, movies, books) alive
whoever's the best cook here

also this dude i know named wayne, because he's really fat and has a gimpy leg and in the event of a bailout would provide crucial distraction for escape

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:33:40 PM »

Mandark: his snarky dialogue would distract the zombies
PD: pills here! (also comes in handy if virgin sacrifices are necessary)
Cormacaroni: simply to see if he can rip apart zombies with his bare hands

Barry Egan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:42:20 PM »

Triumph: Full of rage. Familiar with guns. Will provide rum.
Boogie: Calm and calculating. Will provide horses and martial-arts training.
Himuro: Token black member. Will provide minstrel-like slapstick and non sequiturs. First to die.

muckhole · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:52:51 PM »

1. demi: If he can shoot a gun as well as he can play games, no zombies would get within miles of us.

2. bildi, powerslave, recursivelyenumerable and any other 'bore member who plays an instrument whom I've forgotten: Going to need musicians to jam with and stay entertained. Also see orgies.

3. jarosh, jinfash and Arby's: Going to need artists to spread my anti-zombie propaganda.

4. Father Mike: Educator to the children of the future

5. Malek: Mediator/judge for my post apocalyptic world

6. Eel & Prole: Their podcast would be terribly boring if they were zombies.

7. Drewsy: Resident pharmacist

Everyone else goes into The Pit of Sexing, which I'm currently holding tryouts for.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:56:15 PM »

the lightest and smallest members, so every time I'm getting chased by a pack of zombies, I just throw one into the crowd so they get distracted.

Reb · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:04:43 PM »

Muckhole's new world is going to be so fucked up.

muckhole · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:07:28 PM »

Quiet! I don't want discussions coming from The Pit of Sexing!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:54:55 PM »

I'd bring all the EB magic players.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:05:32 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2009, 02:54:55 PM

I'd bring all the EB magic players.

Dead within seconds.

Powerslave · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 06, 2009, 03:05:32 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2009, 02:54:55 PM
I'd bring all the EB magic players.

Dead within seconds.

Yeah they would wait for their turns while the zombies eat their limbs.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:13:31 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on August 06, 2009, 03:09:22 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on August 06, 2009, 03:05:32 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2009, 02:54:55 PM
I'd bring all the EB magic players.

Dead within seconds.

Yeah they would wait for their turns while the zombies eat their limbs.

Fuck that, Lightning Bolt is an instant.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 06, 2009, 03:12:19 PM

no one from poland or kentucky

:'(

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:15:41 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 02:07:28 PM

Quiet! I don't want discussions coming from The Pit of Sexing!

I wish to volunteer for the pit of sexing

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 06, 2009, 03:05:32 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2009, 02:54:55 PM
I'd bring all the EB magic players.

Dead within seconds.

You gotta go sometime. Might as well be with people you care about. $:-\$

huckleberry · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 06, 2009, 03:12:19 PM

no one from poland or kentucky

potucky.

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:25:43 PM »

I agree, my life is f***ed.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:30:25 PM »

Why are we Polacks always sad? I thought ignorance was bliss!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:31:11 PM »

Anyone but the EB liberals. There wont be time to form a fact finding committee on these new biologically-challenged-americans so that we may understand the ways of their people.

That and guns will probably be useful. I dont want any liberal fegs jeopardizing the human race because "self defense is murder."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:36:28 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2009, 09:31:11 PM

Anyone but the EB liberals. There wont be time to form a fact finding committee on these new biologically-challenged-americans so that we may understand the ways of their people.

EB conservatives would claim that the so called "zombie" attacks were actually orchestrated by werewolves and get us lost in the woods. The EB libertarians would claim the zombies would disappear if only we left them alone. The more hard-core libertarians would hire a private army. The army would defeat the zombies, but then establish a military autocracy.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:39:21 PM »

I like to think that when the Zombie apocalypse comes, John Galt returns (ala Gandalf in the Two towers) with a cure for the undead.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:39:34 PM »

To survive: tehjaybo and Boogie. Everybody else would be useless. Unless someone wants to volunteer for zombie bait.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:45:59 PM »

I don't think i'd need anyone but tauntaun really. He has the guns and the gay sex covered just about perfectly.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 06, 2009, 09:44:13 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2009, 09:39:21 PM

I like to think that when the Zombie apocalypse comes, John Galt returns (ala Gandalf in the Two towers) with a cure for the undead.
I find it interesting that you inserted a fictitious character in an unrelated fictitious scenario and compared him to another fictitious character and then discussed it as real. Seems postmodernism has fully run its course.

We are talking about the zombie apocalypse right?

muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:57:16 PM »

Not unlike "Egyptian Goggles"!

Powerslave · « **Reply #32 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:41:33 PM »

How come I'm so underpicked?

cool breeze · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:53:21 AM »

more people would make me too shy to shoot myself, so I would go it alone. I also don't want people messing with my body

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:54:03 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 06, 2009, 09:30:25 PM

Why are we Polacks always sad? I thought ignorance was bliss!

My genes are watered down, remember? I blame Canada for your similar situation.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:17:38 PM »

Quote from: Borys on August 07, 2009, 04:58:46 AM

Someone rally should make a EB L4D mod.

This would probably make me buy L4D for PC. God, I haven't used Steam in so long...

Mostly because of my rig right now.. but I used to be CS pro. Same thing, right?

Diunx · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:54:37 PM »

Tauntaun: I have always wanted to see a zombie getting fucked in the ass.

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** August 08, 2009, 04:40:11 PM »

I'd invite the EB conservatives, shout "OMGZ look! A librul zombie!" then while they're looking, bonk them on the heads and take their guns. Yeah, I'm not fond of guns in a distinguished, effete society, but one of the shining qualities of us intuhlekshul libruls is our ability to revise rules when the fucking scenario has changed.

I'd take Cormac for his ability to rend flesh with his teeth, DCharlie for his steely nerves, Patel to document the massive victory, and anyone else who isn't yapping like a whiny dog about how they got their guns.

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Author Topic: It's the zombie apocalypse. Who would you bring? ('Bore Style) (Read 2725 times)