Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man

[muckhole]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h4T8m-PlZ2gjMJmq67f5hAdaMbbQ

OTTAWA — A Saudi businessman has purchased what is being described by the Canadian seller as the world's most expensive adult novelty item -- a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth nearly 50,000 dollars...

...His glitzy new penis enlarger, however, is being encrusted at his request with 40 diamonds and several rubies and is to be delivered by armored car in October, said Rick Oh, X4 Labs co-owner.

If I was getting a penis enlarger (NOTTHATIWOULDNEEDONE), I think the last thing I'd be concerned with is getting it studded with diamond and rubies, because, hey, who are you going to impress?

"Here's my solid-gold penis enlarger covered in diamonds and rubies. It's to fix my small dick."

The inevitable CBC movie will be riveting, surely.

[Brehvolution]

Maybe he just saw Goldmember and something clicked in his head.

[WrikaWrek]

A true gold digger.

[Joe Molotov]

Jinfash, post pics in the WDYB thread!

[demi]

Muckhole you can't make claims like that without proof. Put up or shut up.

[muckhole]

Please! If my dick was any bigger it would have crossed the border already.

It's so big, it has it's own time zone!

It's so b*sob*

[Flannel Boy]

I demand cock pics, jin

[demi]

I'm sure it looks nice, I've seen plenty of guys like you. They have nice packages. But you aren't packing.

[muckhole]

I make up for it with 5 feet of prehensile scrotum.

[Flannel Boy]

I make up for it with 5 feet of prehensile scrotum.

I don't know whether I should be impressed by the size of your scrotum or the size of your vocabulary.

[demi]

Take it to the pit of sexing

[muckhole]

 

[Dickie Dee]

Prehensile

1. Adapted for seizing, grasping, or holding, especially by wrapping around an object: a monkey's prehensile tail.

2. Having keen intellect; insightful.

3. Greedy; grasping.

I assumed 1) but perhaps he's saying he has greedy balls. I'm not sure which I'd rather.

[muckhole]

They can be thrown like bolas to catch retreating prey!

[demi]

Ever consider giving the GF egyptian goggles?

[muckhole]

That's how we met!

[demi]

I came

[demi]

It probably goes under different names... that's the one I know it as

[Cormacaroni]

I have a gold and diamond-encrusted penis enlarger actually. In fact, I'm married to her.