I'm two steps ahead of you, brother.
"So, Christie, what do you think about a leading role in a biopic of a very intelligent, but sensual female figure in human history. Nudity? Some, but we're talking very artistic. Think naked pregnant broad type of artistic. People will weep when they see your breas-"
"Oh, they'll do more than wee-"
"*SHUT THE FUCK UP FEDERMAN, YOU'RE BLOWING MY SPOT.*"
"I mean, on account of how beautiful the depiction will be."