Author Topic: G.I. Joe parody has better cast than G.I. Joe movie! Hot chicks inside! (Read 2759 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** August 10, 2009, 09:54:30 PM »

Olivia Wilde gets her own topic!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:57:56 PM »

Julianne Moore as Scarlett?

Oh God... I.. uh.. uh... oh God...

I'll be right back. I need to clean up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:00:47 PM »

Haha, I know! I wish this was the movie cast!

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:04:48 PM »

oh shit, the thread title isn't a joke

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:06:12 PM »

I stil need some more time to clean myself up... oh God Julianne Moore...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:09:46 PM »

Alexis Bledel

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:21:22 PM »

Henry Rollins as Duke

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:22:33 PM »

That's epic. Sgt. Slaughter automatically makes it better than the GI Joe movie.

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:26:59 PM »

That was great. And some of the costumes didn't look too bad for their real life versions!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:29:09 PM »

OLIVIA WILDE

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:14:08 PM »

Oh my, Wilde makes a much hotter Baroness. Those are the glasses The Baroness should have worn in the movie

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:38:45 PM »

My goal in life is to become filthy rich, so Olivia Wilde will be forced to entertain my sexual fantasies of her wearing glasses in a Baroness outfit.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:45:07 PM »

I've watched this video at least seven times already.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:19:54 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:20:38 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:30:35 AM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:35:40 AM »

Oh 13, you're 1 in my heart

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:40:09 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:41:04 AM »

I love you so much Fistful

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:02:55 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 11, 2009, 12:19:54 AM

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oh my

oh my

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:07:14 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2009, 11:28:17 AM »

Quote from: Borys on August 11, 2009, 11:12:24 AM

This is sexy?

ok......................

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:36:35 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on August 11, 2009, 09:36:52 AM

I didn't see Alexis Blidel!

She's in there for a second as Lady Jaye.

chronovore · « **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2009, 11:40:24 AM »

This rules. But I thought it was Sasha Grey until I read the thread. Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck is also a nice touch.

Toddler · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2009, 01:40:12 PM »

Chuck Lidell as Gung Ho!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** August 15, 2009, 04:03:29 PM »

I wonder if Stephen Sommers saw this and went: $:-\$

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:46:28 AM »

her clarinet fingerings are all wrong, kinda ruins it for me.

chronovore · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:01:25 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2009, 06:46:28 AM

her clarinet fingerings are all wrong, kinda ruins it for me.

Just focus on the fact that she's holding something long and rigid, manipulating it with her hands while it's in her mouth. That should get you past pretty much any complaints.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:38:34 AM »

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Just focus on the fact that she's holding something long and rigid, manipulating it with her hands while it's in her mouth.

But she's doing it incorrectly, so even if I'm to take it as a double entendre, what does that then suggest about her competence at the other thing?

cubicle47b · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:35:39 AM »

Yeah, Olivia Wilde is hot but I'd be all over Alexis Bledel.

chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:49:37 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2009, 07:38:34 AM

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Just focus on the fact that she's holding something long and rigid, manipulating it with her hands while it's in her mouth.

But she's doing it incorrectly, so even if I'm to take it as a double entendre, what does that then suggest about her competence at the other thing?

...And you claim ignorance at why you're girlfriend-less right now?

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