Author Topic: Quit my job (Read 7929 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:54:49 PM »

Fuck yeah!

Starving artists!

Do it for the love! For the craft!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:54:54 PM »

congrats! are you going to be a full-time dillettante and wine wag?

Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:55:16 PM »

You want me to quit your job?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:57:02 PM »

Aw man now who am I gonna use for the hookup. :'(

Reb · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:57:25 PM »

I love how GilloD works 80 hours a week and still finds time to help bore members out.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:57:30 PM »

GilloD seems like a good chap.

I say we all quit our jobs and become 24/7 Internet dudes!

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:58:10 PM »

I think we could pool our talents and get something off the ground.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:58:35 PM »

badass

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:59:05 PM »

How many magazine racks were knocked over on your way out?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:00:23 PM »

Cohen is A MAN!

He ain't no jive turkey! ARGH! I wanna pee in a woman's mouth! ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:01:12 PM »

Stay away from his wife, Tauntaun!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:02:56 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:00:48 PM

there is actually a magazine rack to knock over

DO IT!

DO IT!

DO IT!

DO IT!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 03:01:12 PM

Stay away from his wife, Tauntaun!

She's gotta know who she's married to! I think I can feel Cohen's balls enlarging...and it feels good!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:05:30 PM »

Oh, man, it would feel so good, though.

You'll be an OFFICE LEGEND. Think of when people are working on all those crappy projects that they know are crappy, they'll go, "Remember when that guy quit and knocked over that magazine rack? What a badass!"

And they'll sit and sulk in their chairs about how they're not as badass.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:07:01 PM »

Send me a vial of your sperm, chest hair and mustache!

GilloD · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:17:25 PM »

Hell yeah. Genghis doesthe donkey shit and I'm behind the camera.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:17:42 PM »

I thought you quit your job a month ago?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:18:07 PM »

I will do what I do best - promote!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:18:17 PM »

grats oh king of grapes

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:21:01 PM »

Finally cock pics can be released, oh sexy day!

Mandark · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:21:45 PM »

Huzzah for Cohen! The EB audience wholly approves.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:19:01 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
I thought you quit your job a month ago?
yes, but negotiations ensued etc. i finally cut my ties yesterday, last day is friday.

Ah, best of luck to you! I hope everything works out the way you want it to.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:25:32 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:24:22 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:23:18 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
I thought you quit your job a month ago?
yes, but negotiations ensued etc. i finally cut my ties yesterday, last day is friday.

Ah, best of luck to you! I hope everything works out the way you want it to.
i'll be dead in a week

You must have had to sign one hell of an NDA.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:24:22 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:23:18 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
I thought you quit your job a month ago?
yes, but negotiations ensued etc. i finally cut my ties yesterday, last day is friday.

Ah, best of luck to you! I hope everything works out the way you want it to.
i'll be dead in a week

I call his corpse.

Rman · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:48:40 PM »

Good luck! Are you still at Madame Waters' place?

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:49:47 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 11, 2009, 03:25:51 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:23:18 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 11, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on August 11, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
I thought you quit your job a month ago?
yes, but negotiations ensued etc. i finally cut my ties yesterday, last day is friday.

Ah, best of luck to you! I hope everything works out the way you want it to.
i'll be dead in a week

I call his corpse.

Wife and belongings!

Rman · « **Reply #27 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:53:03 PM »

Oh? I thought I remembered you mentioning Chez Panisse?

dammitmattt · « **Reply #28 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:00:41 PM »

Congrats and good luck! I hope the change works out for you!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:09:58 PM »

Good luck dude.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Borys on August 11, 2009, 04:14:36 PM

j/k

I hope you won't quit EB like you quit your job.

he can't quit us!

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Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:26:11 PM »

cohen I'm glad you're moving on man. It's just so surprising cuz I thought you liked your job.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:26:52 PM »

Sometimes I want to get a bad case of himuroids.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:28:08 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 11, 2009, 04:26:52 PM

Sometimes I want to get a bad case of himuroids.

Too bad they're not contagious

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:28:43 PM »

I hear the only way you can get them is through sweaty man contact.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:30:36 PM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #36 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:35:47 PM »

I thought the Petz games were selling like hot pancakes

muckhole · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:16:58 PM »

Good luck Cohen!

I hope one day to sample the spawn of this bold move!

muckhole · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:17:21 PM »

Wait, that sounds gross.

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:17:46 PM »

edit: nvm he figured it out

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:33:36 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 11, 2009, 05:31:20 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 11, 2009, 04:26:11 PM
cohen I'm glad you're moving on man. It's just so surprising cuz I thought you liked your job.

Whether he liked it, not, or just trying to pursue a different/better line or work, there's a lesson to be learned here; you don't always have to share or voice your daily frustrations, or disclose things about your life. There are things that are better kept private.

bork · « **Reply #41 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:36:38 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 11, 2009, 05:31:20 PM

Whether he liked it, not, or just trying to pursue a different/better line or work, there's a lesson to be learned here; you don't always have to share or voice your daily frustrations, or disclose things about your life. There are things that are better kept private.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:38:38 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge on August 11, 2009, 05:36:38 PM

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Reb · « **Reply #43 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:39:20 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on August 11, 2009, 05:36:48 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on August 11, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
Whether he liked it, not, or just trying to pursue a different/better line or work, there's a lesson to be learned here; you don't always have to share or voice your daily frustrations, or disclose things about your life. There are things that are better kept private.

Think its different for everyone Jin. I don't have that many RL friends to share stuff with for example.

I'm probably crossing a creepy line here, but you could call me man.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #44 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 11, 2009, 05:39:20 PM

Quote from: Kosma on August 11, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on August 11, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
Whether he liked it, not, or just trying to pursue a different/better line or work, there's a lesson to be learned here; you don't always have to share or voice your daily frustrations, or disclose things about your life. There are things that are better kept private.

Think its different for everyone Jin. I don't have that many RL friends to share stuff with for example.

I'm probably crossing a creepy line here, but you could call me man.

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:03:06 PM »

Who said anything about discussing anything on forums? Where did you get that Jin?

Who cares what he thought about his job, he got a better deal. It's just surprising because I personally thought it was his passion. No big deal, no inquiry needed.

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:08:02 PM »

But he already said why. He said he got a better deal didn't he?

Oblivion · « **Reply #47 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:11:32 PM »

Why is this a good thing?

How will he eat now? :'(

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:12:12 PM »

He can eat this nectar that flows from my penis

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:12:30 PM »

He will eat cheese with his wine and move to Europe. Genghis can't afford to live in this communist country no longer. This is just a step towards freedom; towards Europe!

Diunx · « **Reply #50 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:17:16 PM »

Can I have your job now that you don't want it?

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #51 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:28:53 PM »

Work is gay

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:29:22 PM »

your face is gay

OHHHHHHHHHH

Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 04:27:17 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 11, 2009, 06:08:02 PM
But he already said why. He said he got a better deal didn't he?

Well i'm pursuing something that my heart is into, but good lord the pay cut.

More often than not, that's the way it goes.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:05:35 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2009, 04:29:22 PM

your face is gay

OHHHHHHHHHH

I so hate it when people say that. Saying that is gay. You're gay.

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Beezy · « **Reply #55 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:41:34 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 11, 2009, 05:43:15 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on August 11, 2009, 05:39:20 PM
Quote from: Kosma on August 11, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on August 11, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
Whether he liked it, not, or just trying to pursue a different/better line or work, there's a lesson to be learned here; you don't always have to share or voice your daily frustrations, or disclose things about your life. There are things that are better kept private.

Think its different for everyone Jin. I don't have that many RL friends to share stuff with for example.

I'm probably crossing a creepy line here, but you could call me man.

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wanna hug it out?

Reb · « **Reply #56 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:25:42 PM »

Let's hug it out, bitch.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #57 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:32:58 PM »

Isn't Cohen's wife an engineer who might have a PE? If so, I don't think he has too much to worry about about in terms of money.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:47:36 PM »

ALL OF THEM.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #59 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:51:52 PM »

Did you get that from your blog?

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Author Topic: Quit my job (Read 7929 times)