Author Topic: Cajole: make love to me (Read 4220 times)

Himu · « **on:** August 11, 2009, 06:16:41 PM »

What's up, boo?

Demand status update, now.

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:17:42 PM »

Cajole is overrated.

drew · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:18:35 PM »

your face is overrated

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 11, 2009, 06:17:42 PM

Cajole is overrated.

No.

BlackMage · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:19:03 PM »

Who's Cajole?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 11, 2009, 06:17:42 PM

Cajole is overrated.

Hell no

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:20:32 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:20:52 PM »

Himu

No guys in the bathroom have asked me if I was gay in the past 6 months, so that's good.

Need to get rid of this avatar, she liked Twilight.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:21:59 PM »

Are you sure about that? Maybe they've been flirting in more subtle ways, like open the door for you.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:22:18 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:22:21 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:20:52 PM

Himu

No guys in the bathroom have asked me if I was gay in the past 6 months, so that's good.

Need to get rid of this avatar, she liked Twilight.

All women love Twilight.. might as well go gay.. meet you in the handicapped stall

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:24:07 PM »

Why do women like Twilight? We were discussing this in the outside link thread and the writing and storytelling in those books are terrible. More and more proof is piling up that women lack taste in about everything, Cajole. First they ruin music and movies, and now they're ruining lit.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:24:34 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:20:52 PM

Himu

No guys in the bathroom have asked me if I was gay in the past 6 months, so that's good.

Need to get rid of this avatar, she liked Twilight.

You need to give me a thousand praises, as you would be blissfully unaware of this horror if it wasn't for me!

Tieno · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:25:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 11, 2009, 06:24:07 PM

Why do women like Twilight? We were discussing this in the outside link thread and the writing and storytelling in those books are terrible. More and more proof is piling up that women lack taste in about everything, Cajole. First they ruin music and movies, and now they're ruining lit.

Don't you like Final Fantasy and JRPGs in general?

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:26:09 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on August 11, 2009, 06:25:11 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 11, 2009, 06:24:07 PM
Why do women like Twilight? We were discussing this in the outside link thread and the writing and storytelling in those books are terrible. More and more proof is piling up that women lack taste in about everything, Cajole. First they ruin music and movies, and now they're ruining lit.
Don't you like Final Fantasy and JRPGs in general?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:26:18 PM »

Cajole is first in my heart and first in both of evilbore's fantasy leagues

Joel

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:27:28 PM »

Malek, shut the fuck up, he's mine.

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:28:38 PM »

there's an evilbore fantasy league!?!

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:28:53 PM »

i thought you were mine himuboo

youre such a slut sometimes

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:30:31 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 11, 2009, 06:27:28 PM

Malek, shut the fuck up, he's mine.

Sorry, but Joel won't fly to Texas for conjugal visits.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:31:33 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 06:24:34 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
Himu

No guys in the bathroom have asked me if I was gay in the past 6 months, so that's good.

Need to get rid of this avatar, she liked Twilight.

You need to give me a thousand praises, as you would be blissfully unaware of this horror if it wasn't for me!

I know. You were right on top of that. You just wanted me all to yourself.

Quote

Cajole is first in my heart and first in both of evilbore's fantasy leagues

I am so going to collapse in roto.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:32:47 PM »

Cajole!!!

HE WHO HATH FALLEN FROM THE SKY TO DELIVER US FROM EVIL!

HAIL!

HAIL!

HAIL!

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:33:21 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 11, 2009, 06:28:53 PM

i thought you were mine himuboo

youre such a slut sometimes

Sometimes?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:34:15 PM »

Himuro will rear end anyone he can, but then he'll flee.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:34:35 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:34:44 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 11, 2009, 06:22:15 PM

Quote from: Diunx on August 11, 2009, 06:17:42 PM
Cajole is overrated.

Your mother is overrated.

You don't know my mother man.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:38:02 PM »

I wish I came bearing gifts.

I'll take dick pics for you later Himu.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:38:34 PM »

What about me? We used to be BROS.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:39:58 PM »

360 bros

not dick bros

although i guess we kinda are, since there are some dirty uncut heathens on here

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:40:06 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:38:02 PM

I'll take dick pics for you later Himu.

Is that wise? He'll pull a yixian

Reb · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:43:07 PM »

I'll pull your Yixian, Jinfash.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:43:19 PM »

I will not pull a Yixian. I will CHERISH these dick pics!!

elektrikluv · « **Reply #32 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:43:44 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:31:33 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 06:24:34 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
Himu

No guys in the bathroom have asked me if I was gay in the past 6 months, so that's good.

Need to get rid of this avatar, she liked Twilight.

You need to give me a thousand praises, as you would be blissfully unaware of this horror if it wasn't for me!

I know. You were right on top of that. You just wanted me all to yourself.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:44:37 PM »

Olimario scoffs at Yixian.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:44:49 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:39:58 PM

360 bros

not dick bros

I can't believe I called you. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:45:19 PM »

Olimario > Yixian

I saw his girlfriends titties

wish I could see elek's titties.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:45:57 PM »

Olimario got a PSP for nude pics of his GF; yixian could get a Sony factory.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:46:33 PM »

Word up. Yixian needs to make this his goal NOW.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:46:55 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2009, 06:39:58 PM

360 bros

not dick bros

although i guess we kinda are, since there are some dirty uncut heathens on here

are there really posters on eb with uncut yixians? how uncouth

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:47:15 PM »

This is what should upset elek more than anything! Yixian didn't even use the pic to its full potential!

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:47:43 PM »

cajole I'm glad you don't have an elephant snout penis. Those are so gross.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:48:53 PM »

Nothing wrong with being uncut.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:49:44 PM »

Malek - they don't like your beard and they don't like your foreskin.

Cut it.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:50:07 PM »

Dirty heathen.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #44 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:50:55 PM »

we should all take pictures of our yixians and trade them around like cards

except malek and any other heathen

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 06:49:44 PM

Malek - they don't like your beard and they don't like your foreskin.

Cut it.

3000 years of Jewish propaganda.

Reb · « **Reply #46 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:51:31 PM »

When in doubt, keep the snout.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:52:05 PM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on August 11, 2009, 06:50:55 PM

we should all take pictures of our yixians and trade them around like cards

except malek and any other heathen

But rare cards are worth more.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #48 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:52:15 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:52:47 PM »

My new pick up line is waving down to my crotch and yelling, "My shit is cut!"

Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

Suck it, Malek.

BlackMage · « **Reply #50 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:53:13 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 11, 2009, 06:48:53 PM

Nothing wrong with being uncut.

can you store things inside your foreskin? like an ipod?

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:53:48 PM »

What useful tricks can you do with your snout, Malek?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #52 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:53:53 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 11, 2009, 06:17:42 PM

Cajole is overrated.

Go fly a kite. Cajole shipped me Rock Band when EB fucked me over.

Reb · « **Reply #53 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:53:55 PM »

More like cheese.

BlackMage · « **Reply #54 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:54:36 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 11, 2009, 06:53:55 PM

More like cheese.

why do they call the build-up inside foreskin cheese. is that what it tastes like?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 06:52:47 PM

My new pick up line is waving down to my crotch and yelling, "My shit is cut!"

Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

Suck it, Malek.

Women think you're referring to your cocaine.

Reb · « **Reply #56 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:55:13 PM »

It's the smell...

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:55:25 PM »

Remember someone saying that when he wanks off he catches his dirty heathen seed with his foreskin to save a mess. That seems to be the only useful or cool thing about it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:55:35 PM »

Still works.

Whereas your bedroom is like the frozen tundra, cold and empty.

BlackMage · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 11, 2009, 06:55:25 PM

Remember someone saying that when he wanks off he catches his dirty heathen seed with his foreskin to save a mess. That seems to be the only useful or cool thing about it.

can you provide animated pictures?

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Author Topic: Cajole: make love to me (Read 4220 times)