Author Topic: The aspirational thread of good ol' consumerism (Read 1099 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** August 12, 2009, 02:24:13 AM »

Within 2 years:

Damn you licensing laws.

If I live long enough:

A farm.

Bildi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:33:54 AM »

That farm doesn't look very Australian. What kinda farm we talkin' here?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:37:01 AM »

Australian farms are just dirt. I wanted something more idyllic like in Tasmania or New Zealand maybe.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:39:42 AM »

Someday it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

But seriously, we'd love to be able to hang on to our current house and rent it out after we purchase a new house in 6-7 years.

Bildi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:50:27 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2009, 02:37:01 AM

Australian farms are just dirt. I wanted something more idyllic like in Tasmania or New Zealand maybe.

You should fill your fantasy farm with thousands of these:

When they're no longer cute just eat them.

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:54:18 AM »

farms are smelly shit holes they dont look like that.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:57:22 AM »

With money I can purchase an idyllic farm just like in Babe.

BlackMage · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:00:35 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2009, 02:57:22 AM

With money I can purchase an idyllic farm just like in Babe.

better start pimpin your hoes now then cause the economy is JACKED SON WE BROKE

Bildi · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:02:32 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 12, 2009, 02:54:18 AM

farms are smelly shit holes they dont look like that.

That's just because farmers are doing it wrong. Fresh Prince will achieve an idyllic wonderland with animals that don't produce feces and smell like buttercups.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:06:22 AM »

I will hire *insert ethnic minority* to clean up after them and spray Meadow Fresh air freshner everywhere.

BlackMage · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:11:24 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2009, 03:06:22 AM

I will hire *insert ethnic minority* to clean up after them and spray Meadow Fresh air freshner everywhere.

clone jinfash and make them wear a summer dress

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:15:16 AM »

I think Pacific Islanders are the closest thing we have to Mexicans\Poles here.

Bildi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:22:47 AM »

Pay them with magical pixie spears (toothpicks).

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:25:09 AM »

And FoC thinks we lean too left. smh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:25:54 AM »

I always wanted a farm. No livestock though; only crops.

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:27:00 AM »

I like snow peas.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:27:34 AM »

I always though- goats no real looking after, make some cheese = profit?

Bildi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:30:47 AM »

You don't even need fences, just tie them to a hills hoist.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:38:24 AM »

But Landline said they'll eat anything and are smarter than sheep :'(

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:44:48 AM »

Well sheep ARE pretty dumb. Things I'd like to buy:

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:47:40 AM »

That's an impressive collection of anal beads, bildi. Good to see you going for broke.

Bildi · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:52:55 AM »

AND they're magnetic.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:54:03 AM »

Didn't someone get those for Secret Santa last year?

Bildi · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:55:02 AM »

I think they might have now that you mention it.

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Author Topic: The aspirational thread of good ol' consumerism (Read 1099 times)