Author Topic: Tonight, Boogie and I bridged the great divide between our two great nations! (Read 1403 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** August 12, 2009, 05:11:20 AM »

Boogie is an awesome guy to drink with!

(and cheers to his pal, who is also hails from Canada)

Had a good time. First, we hit up a microbrewery and then a seedy, pirate-themed dive bar that the locals say has a good amount of bar fisticuffs on account of anxious Marines. I wish I was hanging around California longer to chill with Boogie.

Canadians give him a bad name.

But he is a good bloke, nonetheless.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:12:18 AM »

fuck u guys

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:17:49 AM »

I think, in all seriousness, I will go visit Toronto just to hang with Boogie and friends.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:20:37 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:23:06 AM »

Yeah, I mean, Boogie went a long way in repairing the damage that cloudwalking did to that country's good name.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:26:28 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 12, 2009, 05:23:06 AM

Yeah, I mean, Boogie went a long way in repairing the damage that cloudwalking did to that country's good name.

boogie is just hiding his innate obsession with all things swiss in an attempt to save face. but believe me, it's there...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:27:18 AM »

He is pretty Canadian.

He gave me his business card and the actual, national logo for Canada looks like something for a cruise line, though.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:43:37 AM »

national logo? you mean the coat of arms?

etiolate · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:09:38 AM »

A unicorn, a harp, a pokemon, another country's flag and sharp angle penis.

What is your home country, Alex?

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:10:21 AM »

cloud is a double traitor.. leave canada for america then goes to switzerland. its only a matter of time until cloud finds the swiss repulsive and ends up in the congo

cloudwalking · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:06:43 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 12, 2009, 06:09:38 AM

A unicorn, a harp, a pokemon, another country's flag and sharp angle penis.

exactly. it whips the shit out of america's lame ass eagle seal.

borys is right. that is clearly the coat of arms of a manly man's nation.

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:34:26 AM »

From sea to sea.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:56:08 AM »

Did that ass get tore up?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:04:42 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2009, 08:56:08 AM

Did that ass get tore up?

Boogie · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:04:58 PM »

Willco is as suave and sophisticated as one would expect the proprietor of this fine forum to be.

Though he did try his hardest to find a marine for me to get in a fight with.

I think there's buddy-cop movie potential here, actually, as the Hollywood-wise Jewish cop gets the straight-laced WASP-y Canadian Mountie into various hijinks and shows him the ways of Southern California.

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 12, 2009, 05:43:37 AM

national logo? you mean the coat of arms?

(Image removed from quote.)

No, he meant the Government of Canada logo/header:

Photographic evidence of this epic clash of nations will, unfortunately, probably be delayed until I get back home for technical reasons.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:08:18 PM »

I really did want to see who would win a brawl between a Mountie and a US Marine!

I liked when I asked that guy who was working the door if marines are as rough and tumble as the locals say. He was like, "No, I'm a marine!"

Then he tried to fight us.

Boogie · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 12, 2009, 12:08:18 PM

I really did want to see who would win a brawl between a Mountie and a US Marine!

I liked when I asked that guy who was working the door if marines are as rough and tumble as the locals say. He was like, "No, I'm a marine!"

Then he tried to fight us.

And then I tazed him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:20:02 PM »

The subject of tasers did seem to frighten him!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:40:51 PM »

Did he try to get you to eat poutine?

Boogie · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:49:17 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 12, 2009, 12:40:51 PM

Did he try to get you to eat poutine?

I don't think the fine establishments we attended would even know what poutine is.

Hell, the bartender looked at me like I had two heads when I asked for Rye, even though there was a bottle of Crown Royal right behind her. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:51:29 PM »

Then you asked for something like, "Canadian Crown Royale?" Or something. You didn't just call it Crown Royale.

She was like, "Uh, we got Crown Royale."

Your companion got the evil eye on account of his Canadian ID too!

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Author Topic: Tonight, Boogie and I bridged the great divide between our two great nations! (Read 1403 times)