Author Topic: Yo, I'm so banned (Read 4851 times)

enjoy bell woods · « **on:** August 12, 2009, 01:19:09 PM »

Hey, dudes, I'm totally banned.

Let this be a warning to any Opa-Ages pond scum that comes crawling over here, thinking they can stink up the place.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:24:50 PM »

Huh?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:29:39 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:30:16 PM »

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:31:19 PM »

Nobody knows what happened with OA fancie, why would you ask us. We don't know, we don't care. Pass it on.

Toddler · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:35:37 PM »

Supposedly a bad storm knocked out the power where the server is stored and Annon hasn't taken the time to reset it.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:37:31 PM »

You guys just lost contact with the only EBer that has ever met me IRL.

Also what the fuck is opa ages and why does EB hate them?

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:39:24 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 12, 2009, 01:37:31 PM

You guys just lost contact with the only EBer that has ever met me IRL.

Also what the fuck is opa ages and why does EB hate them?

You've been posting here and gaf this long and don't know OA?

Good God.

As for why we "hate" OA, I don't think we do. Some of us have accounts there. It's just not high on our posting lists.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:41:29 PM »

Exscuse me, I'm not a NEO-GAF lifer.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:41:57 PM »

Yeah ignore himuro he is a dirty doorag wearing flipflopper.

GilloD · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:43:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 12, 2009, 01:41:57 PM

Yeah ignore himuro he is a dirty doorag wearing flipflopper.

And convicted felon

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:44:04 PM »

I have never worn a doorag in my life.

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:46:22 PM »

Himuru how many porkpie hats do you own? Be honest.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 12, 2009, 01:46:22 PM

Himuru how many porkpie hats do you own? Be honest.

I own 2. One was my grandfather's.

I'm a much bigger support for golf hats.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:46:36 PM »

No I'm not. WTF

BlackMage · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:49:05 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on August 12, 2009, 02:46:36 PM

No I'm not. WTF

don't mind Willco, his authoritarian abilities are lacking.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:49:41 PM »

I just wanted to talk about hot baths.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:51:11 PM »

willcowned

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:54:38 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on August 12, 2009, 02:49:41 PM

I just wanted to talk about hot baths.

Do you use some kind of washcloth?

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:59:11 PM »

I use bath salts and scented oils.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 12, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

Do you play music while bathing? Enya perhaps?

All white people do.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:04:16 PM »

I listen to whale songs.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:13:15 PM »

Watch your mouth, man. I'll have Saint Cornelius send your mom a package

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:14:24 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on August 12, 2009, 03:13:15 PM

Watch your mouth, man. I'll have Saint Cornelius send your mom a package

are they bowling shoes?

i could use a pair of em

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:16:33 PM »

I have a package for jin.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:22:32 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 12, 2009, 03:21:18 PM

Hmmmm, I sense there's an inside joke in there. Someone is trying to extend/drag some OA-eque discussion in here, lame.

He's obsessed and the creepy stalker type. You'll notice I've been in this thread plenty, but haven't said shit.

I'd pay good money for him to be launched directly into the sun.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 03:17:13 PM

Quote from: Malek on August 12, 2009, 03:16:33 PM
I have a package for jin.
cookies?

It's more of a salty treat.

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:25:54 PM »

willco worrying about oaers wanting to come over here is more egocentric than realistic

one third of oaers dont care, one third of oaers hate eb, another third dont know what eb is

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 03:25:12 PM

Quote from: Malek on August 12, 2009, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: Malek on August 12, 2009, 03:16:33 PM
I have a package for jin.
cookies?

It's more of a salty treat.
crackers. gotcha.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:27:29 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2009, 03:25:54 PM

willco worrying about oaers wanting to come over here is more egocentric than realistic

hey if you want this place to be the new home for people that threaten to rape 14 year olds, then yeah it's totally egocentric

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:27:59 PM »

Saint Cornelius is in love with my mom and keeps trying to send her trinkets of his devotion. It's disturbing, but I do agree that she's a gret lady.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:28:30 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 03:25:12 PM

Quote from: Malek on August 12, 2009, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: Malek on August 12, 2009, 03:16:33 PM
I have a package for jin.
cookies?

It's more of a salty treat.
crackers. gotcha.

Yes, he will indeed get a cracker.

drew · « **Reply #32 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:29:56 PM »

im more worried about 1900 x 2000 jpegs of assholes in the op than anything else

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:31:08 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on August 12, 2009, 03:27:59 PM

Saint Cornelius is in love with my mom and keeps trying to send her trinkets of his devotion. It's disturbing, but I do agree that she's a gret lady.

fuck along now junkie jewboy before i send your mommie one of your dirty needles.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #34 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:31:14 PM »

WAS I ASKING FOR A CRITIQUE, JINFLASH

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #35 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:32:44 PM »

This forum sux.

Later.

See you in six months.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:33:25 PM »

Hopefully you'll be another drug abusing statistic, you worthless plebe

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #37 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote

plebian
1533 (n.), 1566 (adj.), from L. plebius "of the common people," from plebes "the common people" (as opposed to patricians, etc.), perhaps from PIE base *ple- "to be full" (see plenary). Slang shortening pleb is attested from 1865 (see plebe)

Try using words you understand, Saint GED.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:36:48 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on August 12, 2009, 03:34:39 PM

Try using words you understand, Saint GED.

Try getting off my dick, junkie cocksmoker.

"Worthless commoner", I guess you can't comprehend those two words put together?

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #39 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:38:13 PM »

Why is this clown obsessed with me?

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:39:43 PM »

wow that was a fast six months

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #41 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 12, 2009, 03:35:28 PM

Jinflash? Not a lot of people know that name. Stalker indeed.

might've just been a mistake. I always read your name as Jinflash on accident.

anyway, just more proof that OA is a sorry ass forum. Not a lick of intelligence, all polemics and petty drama with heavy doses of serious fanboyism (not the playful kind we have here.)

Barry Egan · « **Reply #42 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:43:02 PM »

drew · « **Reply #43 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 12, 2009, 03:39:58 PM

anyway, just more proof that OA is a sorry ass forum. Not a lick of intelligence, all polemics and petty drama with heavy doses of serious fanboyism (not the playful kind we have here.)

im pretty sure almost all the fanboi faggotry on oa is a joke

except for threads on stuff like forza 2 where gtfags come out and coin clever crap like flopza 2

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #44 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:47:04 PM »

The only person on OA that isn't a troll is Saint Cornelius. He takes it to heart.

etiolate · « **Reply #45 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:49:49 PM »

corny, random question:

Do you avoid using condoms?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #46 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:13:15 PM »

Worse thread on eb in a while.

BlackMage · « **Reply #47 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:20:44 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #48 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 12, 2009, 04:13:15 PM

Worse thread on eb in a while.

Top contender for worst thread of the year, along with the thread were the guy said that Saints Row 2 sucked.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:31:26 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 12, 2009, 03:49:49 PM

Do you avoid using condoms?

Well for day to day activities yes, but when dirty junkies such as Samuel over there hop on the 'ol kielbasa, it's time to strap on the love glove

twerd · « **Reply #50 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:54:25 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 12, 2009, 03:49:49 PM

corny, random question:

Do you avoid using condoms?

I tie it around my arm before I inject the cold heroin into my hard veins.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #51 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2009, 04:24:05 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 12, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
Worse thread on eb in a while.

Top contender for worst thread of the year, along with the thread were the guy said that Saints Row 2 sucked.

i say we combine the two threads.

i don't even know whats going on here. some junky and st. cornelius had a falling out lol?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:00:42 PM »

shit/bin, ban all opatards

drew · « **Reply #53 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:01:10 PM »

twerd likes drugs?

tell me more turd

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:02:47 PM »

Not worth my dick, next.

twerd · « **Reply #55 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:05:44 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2009, 05:01:10 PM

twerd likes drugs?

tell me more turd

I'm pretty exclusive to weed right now. It greatly enhances all visual experiences.

I blame Weeds, what a fuck awesome show. How bout you, dew?

drew · « **Reply #56 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:08:41 PM »

i used to be a pothead in highschool but i have and do love pills especially prescription painkillers and ritalin/coke with an occasional amphetamine since circa 2007

i also watch weeds weekly

twerd · « **Reply #57 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:13:01 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2009, 05:08:41 PM

i used to be a pothead in highschool but i have and do love pills especially prescription painkillers and ritalin/coke with an occasional amphetamine since circa 2007

i also watch weeds weekly

I'm young yet, plenty of harder drugs to explore later. I will say my few run ins with painkillers have been pretty brilliant.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:18:29 PM »

SHITBEEN

FatalT · « **Reply #59 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:30:21 PM »

This thread is shit.

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Author Topic: Yo, I'm so banned (Read 4851 times)