Author Topic: "hipster" (Read 6465 times)

SHUT UP TWERD

me too. FUCKING HIPSTERS OMG I always see them with nerdy girls with glasses who should BE MINE!! I WOULD BE SO NICE TO THEM WHY ARE THEY WITH THOSE ASSHOLES

twerd · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:08:13 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:03:06 PM

me too. FUCKING HIPSTERS OMG I always see them with nerdy girls with glasses who should BE MINE!! I WOULD BE SO NICE TO THEM WHY ARE THEY WITH THOSE ASSHOLES

That's so Kafka-esque.

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We're not dating, but the girl I'm chilling with right now is a nerdy girl with glasses.

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Don Flamenco · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:13:42 PM »

Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 06:08:13 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:03:06 PM

me too. FUCKING HIPSTERS OMG I always see them with nerdy girls with glasses who should BE MINE!! I WOULD BE SO NICE TO THEM WHY ARE THEY WITH THOSE ASSHOLES

That's so Kafka-esque.

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We're not dating, but the girl I'm chilling with right now is a nerdy girl with glasses.
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That's not even fucking close to Kafkaesque you goddamn American Apparel wanna be hipster. Go back to your nerdy girl who doesn't even have lenses in her glasses and ask her if she's even heard of jackie o motherfucker

EVEN EVEN

twerd · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:20:21 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:13:42 PM

Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:03:06 PM

me too. FUCKING HIPSTERS OMG I always see them with nerdy girls with glasses who should BE MINE!! I WOULD BE SO NICE TO THEM WHY ARE THEY WITH THOSE ASSHOLES

That's so Kafka-esque.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We're not dating, but the girl I'm chilling with right now is a nerdy girl with glasses.
[close]

That's not even fucking close to Kafkaesque you goddamn American Apparel wanna be hipster. Go back to your nerdy girl who doesn't even have lenses in her glasses and ask her if she's even heard of jackie o motherfucker

you're hotter than a pitchfork circlejerk. take me now!!

Bildi · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:22:13 PM »

I don't know any bands you guys have never heard of because that's fashionable and would make me a hipster.

Then again, you don't want to be too unfashionable because that's trendy and would make me a hipster.

twerd · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:23:52 PM »

not being a hipster ironically is a full time job.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:49:35 PM »

hipster pride :postindierock

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:50:46 PM »

i listen to van halen and shop at wal-mart 'cause that wouldn't be hipster

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:09:51 PM »

I love hipsters. They pay stupid money for the fixed gear bikes I build up.

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:10:54 PM »

It seems that we get at least one hipsters related thread a week. smh.

twerd · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:11:01 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on August 13, 2009, 07:09:51 PM

I love hipsters. They pay stupid money for the fixed gear bikes I build up.

your avatar gives you away, you hipster p.o.s.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:11:51 PM »

Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 06:20:21 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:03:06 PM

me too. FUCKING HIPSTERS OMG I always see them with nerdy girls with glasses who should BE MINE!! I WOULD BE SO NICE TO THEM WHY ARE THEY WITH THOSE ASSHOLES

That's so Kafka-esque.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We're not dating, but the girl I'm chilling with right now is a nerdy girl with glasses.
[close]

That's not even fucking close to Kafkaesque you goddamn American Apparel wanna be hipster. Go back to your nerdy girl who doesn't even have lenses in her glasses and ask her if she's even heard of jackie o motherfucker

you're hotter than a pitchfork circlejerk. take me now!!

more like Pshfork

internet hipsters don't know shit about my wire magazine

that's how you really school some pitchfags irl. fuck Kranz Kerdinand, it's all about gay pakistani disco-grunge revival from wyoming.

twerd · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:12:59 PM »

i rep cokemachineglow, hypem, rcrdlbl and whatever shit comes in weekly at the college radio station i work at.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:14:21 PM »

w/e i listen to van halen

twerd · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:16:54 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 07:11:51 PM

it's all about gay pakistani disco-grunge revival from wyoming.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:20:20 PM »

requesting a word filter on hipster to distinguished williamsburg fellow

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:22:50 PM »

i would say distinguished wicker park fellow, but apparently that shit got completely gentrified while I was away at college. I have to drive through the crotch (north+milwaukee) at 2AM to get home from my friends' apartments which FUCKING BLOWS cause of all the drunk yuppies.

twerd · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:25:43 PM »

see also: austin, brooklyn, montreal, chicago

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:38:19 PM »

see also anywhere else in the continental united states

twerd · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:43:50 PM »

hipsters are stealing my jobs and living off my taxes!!

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:44:33 PM »

Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 07:43:50 PM

mexicans and jailbirds are stealing my jobs and living off my taxes!!

fixed

twerd · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:47:37 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 13, 2009, 07:44:33 PM

Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 07:43:50 PM
mexicans and jailbirds are stealing my jobs and living off my taxes!!

fixed

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etiolate · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2009, 08:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 13, 2009, 06:03:06 PM

Quote from: twerd on August 13, 2009, 06:01:14 PM
i know several bands that NONE OF YOU have ever heard of.

SHUT UP TWERD

me too. FUCKING HIPSTERS OMG I always see them with nerdy girls with glasses who should BE MINE!! I WOULD BE SO NICE TO THEM WHY ARE THEY WITH THOSE ASSHOLES

When I was in Santa Cruz last weekend, I saw all these slob looking dudes with cute healthy girlfriends. I immediately thought of the bore. Father Mike is way hotter than these dudes..

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2009, 08:59:35 PM »

Personality bitches

Also any of those girls would probably cheat on them in an instant. THey just want somebody to 'be' with.

tiesto · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:55:18 PM »

One of my friends once called me a hipster because I listen to minimal techno, I was like "uhhh..."

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:11:16 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on August 13, 2009, 07:09:51 PM

I love hipsters. They pay stupid money for the fixed gear bikes I build up.

Wait riding a bike is hipster?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #35 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:17:57 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 13, 2009, 09:55:18 PM

One of my friends once called me a hipster because I listen to minimal techno, I was like "uhhh..."

maybe he got it confused with minimal electronic...mileece, animals on wheels, autechre, byetone etc.

etiolate · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 10:13:22 PM

"fixed gear"

ahh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed-gear_bicycle

So like a kid's bike

tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:36:17 PM »

Yeah I hear fixed-gear bikes without brakes are pretty big with hipsters too. I ride a mountainbike, maybe my friend can confuse that for being hipster as well

Bildi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:46:48 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 13, 2009, 10:32:10 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed-gear_bicycle

So like a kid's bike

Quote from: wikipedia

Some fixie riders think brakes are not strictly necessary, and brakeless fixed riding has an almost cult status in some places, based on the perception by some riders of the experience of riding in a state of intense concentration or 'flow' where brakes are thought not to be needed.[26]

Other riders dismiss riding on roads without brakes as an unnecessary affectation, based on image rather than what is practical when riding a bicycle.[27]

Sure sounds like a hipster thing.

etiolate · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:53:05 PM »

People ride Cruiser bicycles here. Don't think its hipster related. Or maybe I'm wrong. They just look like a bunch of kids out of Pleasantville.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #40 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:56:30 PM »

Ah yeah, that stupid fucking fixie trend. Always a blast to see some hipster eat the asphalt because riding a bike without brakes is apparently IRONIC.

jiji · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:56:45 PM »

I shoot all-manual mechanical film cameras and even I think a bike with no brakes sounds ridiculous.

drew · « **Reply #42 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:59:42 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 13, 2009, 08:37:11 PM

Everything they put on is supposed to be a fashion statement, it's just that I don't get the statement and neither do they. What a bunch of conformist sheep.

you live in a desert halfway around the world from "hipsters"

therefore your knowledge on the subject comes purely from the internet

hence why your statement is so out there and off

i think ive explained this as best i can get it got it good

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 13, 2009, 10:56:30 PM

Ah yeah, that stupid fucking fixie trend. Always a blast to see some hipster eat the asphalt because riding a bike without brakes is apparently IRONIC.

irony was a trend in the early 2000's and is long dead

Quote from: jiji on August 13, 2009, 10:56:45 PM

I shoot all-manual mechanical film cameras and even I think a bike with no brakes sounds ridiculous.

most "hipsters" prefer digital cameras

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:12:51 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 13, 2009, 10:53:05 PM

People ride Cruiser bicycles here. Don't think its hipster related. Or maybe I'm wrong. They just look like a bunch of kids out of Pleasantville.

That's because you are also a hipster.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #44 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:18:35 PM »

daammmmn

cool breeze · « **Reply #45 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:41:22 PM »

how do you tackle hills if your bike has no brakes?

and kids bikes suck. When I first upgraded to a real man's bike, I rode downhill and peddled backwards. That was sweet.

drew · « **Reply #46 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:54:00 PM »

smh at west coasters claiming their city has "hipsters"

those are corny scenester homos

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #47 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:55:33 PM »

Seattle has distinguished Capitol Hill fellows who ride fixie bikes and hate everyone in the city who doesn't live up on the Hill.

tiesto · « **Reply #48 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:10:04 AM »

Quote from: drew on August 13, 2009, 11:54:00 PM

smh at west coasters claiming their city has "hipsters"

those are corny scenester homos

But aren't you from like Ohio? Is Ohio really the hot bed of hipster action?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #49 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:19:10 AM »

From Wikipedia:

drew · « **Reply #50 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:19:31 AM »

no most of the kids around here are normies

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:21:50 AM »

Fucking hipsters.

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:22:38 AM »

damn those kid and their "fun"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:24:57 AM »

They don't even have fun - not even ironically.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #54 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:54:56 AM »

Hipsters are incapable of fun because they're always trying to find some 30 year old fashion tend to jack. That and they are in a constant state of anxiety between trying to achieve pseudointellectual lucidity and a constant state of self imposed irony.

drew · « **Reply #55 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:55:04 AM »

wow just shit and bin this thread already

everyone has their own preconceptions

and most of them are cringe inducing

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:18:02 AM »

YOU MAD (in an ironic fashion)

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #57 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:21:27 AM »

He's just an arts major

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:24:15 AM »

I thought he studied pharmacology.

drew · « **Reply #59 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:39:19 AM »

i studied your mom's vagina

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Author Topic: "hipster" (Read 6465 times)