Author Topic: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday (Read 2631 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** August 13, 2009, 09:01:23 PM »

assholes

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:01:54 PM »

shit/bin

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:02:30 PM »

i will shit in your mouf

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:02:53 PM »

now we're talking!

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:03:11 PM »

sorry, i'm not into gay stuff. only JO.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:03:27 PM »

my birfday was august 11th i didn't get anything either :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:04:24 PM »

happy two days ago!

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:05:47 PM »

oh and happy birthday, eel

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:03:18 PM

People from the south have birthdays

yes, we celebrate by lynching one yankee for each year that has passed

this year i got to hang an entire small northern town

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:08:46 PM »

i tried they locked

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:12:11 PM »

"The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum!"

Happy belated birthday, Eel.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:14:32 PM »

thanks

i was so busy yesterday i didn't have much time to dwell on how old i am now

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:16:13 PM »

If it makes you feel better, I was stuck at Houston airport for hours. I didn't get home until 3 AM.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:16:28 PM »

Happy belated my friend.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:17:27 PM »

happy berfday chief

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM

42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40! don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:19:51 PM »

Suck it up! Mine was January 27 and I STILL haven't seen a thread.

Happy birthday Eel & Curse.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40! don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Sorry Eel, the DEATH PANEL has spoken. We're gonna put you out on an ice floe with Grandpa Prole... don't worry, you'll get a couple cans of sardines and a bottle of Old Granddad.

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:22:20 PM »

Hey, nobody made me a birthday thread, (and that was 10 months ago!) but you don't see me WHINING ABOUT IT!

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scuse me while I cry myself to sleep :'( :'(

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Happy b-day, Eel!

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:24:11 PM »

Whoa, whoa - let's not get too hasty, Triumph.

... Those provisions will cost a pretty penny. I mean, if we put him on an iceberg, he should be able to sustain himself with water and ice.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:25:13 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40! don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Sorry Eel, the DEATH PANEL has spoken. We're gonna put you out on an ice floe with Grandpa Prole... don't worry, you'll get a couple cans of sardines and a bottle of Old Granddad.

i am going to suggest a new borecast feature called "Ask Grandpa Prole"

you can email all your inquiries about prostate health to comments@borecast.com

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:26:57 PM »

First question:

What is the afterlife like?

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:29:26 PM »

Happy Birthday, Eel.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:30:38 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 13, 2009, 09:26:57 PM

First question:

What is the afterlife like?

i'll let charles nelson reilly answer that

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no one here is old enough to know who charles nelson reilly is

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Rman · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 13, 2009, 09:19:51 PM

Suck it up! Mine was January 27 and I STILL haven't seen a thread.

Happy birthday Eel & Curse.

Oh snap! My birthday is on January 27th as well. I don't like mentioning it, though. I'm one of those secret birthday types.

Bebpo · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:47:34 PM »

happy birthday everyone who turned in 2009 so far

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and by turned I mean

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:47:38 PM »

everything I know about the afterlife I learned from avebged sevenfold

There, is granddad hip ehough for you kids?

WAT

Bildi · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Rman on August 13, 2009, 09:46:12 PM

Oh snap! My birthday is on January 27th as well. I don't like mentioning it, though. I'm one of those secret birthday types.

I can't wait to exchange gifts next year.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:53:54 PM »

You're awesome Eel

Happy birthday!

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:12:18 AM »

Happy birthday, Eel!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:45:05 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40! don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Sorry Eel, the DEATH PANEL has spoken. We're gonna put you out on an ice floe with Grandpa Prole... don't worry, you'll get a couple cans of sardines and a bottle of Old Granddad.

And some KY.

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Prole's request. *shrugs*

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:47:28 AM »

Sucks that you can't use "I'm in my thirties" anymo' :'(

But happy belated Birthday!

Rman · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:53:00 AM »

Happy Belated Birthday, BTW.

Reb · « **Reply #33 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:55:32 AM »

I made a I LOVE EEL thread not too long ago, you attention whore.

Bildi · « **Reply #34 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:22:07 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 14, 2009, 01:55:32 AM

I made LOVE TO EEL not too long ago, you attention whore.

That's how I read it at first glance. And now that I've fixed it I can read it like this indefinitely.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:44:50 AM »

Not enough

Fortus · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:02:58 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:30:38 PM

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Ghost and Mrs. Muir. He was neither the Ghost nor Mrs. Muir but he certainly had his share of airtime on that show

Happy Birthday old timer. Now get off my lawn

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Author Topic: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday (Read 2631 times)