Author Topic: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight (Read 1501 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** August 14, 2009, 01:36:48 AM »

Vick stuck in Philly.

Redskins stayed at home. :'(

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:42:49 AM »

I was kinda hoping the Raiders would snag him

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:47:01 AM »

McRib is having to watch his back.

Narag · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM »

McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:58:53 AM »

Quote from: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM

McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.

Where's the win? Vick was a terrible passer and he hasn't thrown a ball in nearly three years.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:59:20 AM »

McNabb and Vick will run a cockfighting ring.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:59:39 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 01:58:53 AM

Quote from: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM
McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.
Where's the win? Vick was a terrible passer and he hasn't thrown a ball in nearly three years.

bu bu bu he practiced all the time in prison!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:00:54 AM »

He'll never fumble a football again after his experience with soap in prison showers.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:01:47 AM »

VICK HAS FLASHBACK IN TEAM SHOWERS, ACCIDENTALLY SHANKS LINEMAN

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:04:17 AM »

What are the Eagles' actual plans for Vick? slot back? special teams?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:05:00 AM »

Janitor.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:06:59 AM »

If I were a rich NFL owner, I'd pay him to clean up dog poop.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:10:02 AM »

HE'S FRIENDS WITH TONY DUNGY HE IS A CHANGED MAN LEAVE HIM ALONE MALEK

LEEEAVVEE MIKE VICK ALLOOOONEE!!!

Narag · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:12:11 AM »

I miss Tony Dungy. Sometimes I rage a little thinking he retired from the Colts to help Vick $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM »

I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:15:28 AM »

That is pretty bad.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:18:06 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM

I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

Damn

That's ice cold man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:25:51 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM

I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

smh

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good lord, i'd kill to see some espn talking head say that on a panel

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:27:56 AM »

He'd lose his gig faster than you can say "Jimmy the Greek Snyder."

ManaByte · « **Reply #19 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:08:34 AM »

Vick brings rabid pit pulls to next game against New England. Pit bulls escape and maul Brady to death.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:11:35 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM

I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

Hating dogs is bad but hating gays is OK. NFL Cares (TM).

Narag · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:12:09 AM »

Philly fans would get to Brady before Vick. Hey, its preseason and we have this already

ManaByte · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:14:13 AM »

I was hoping to see Brady taken out tonight. Didn't happen. And the Raiders didn't lose. Crappy night for football, even preseason.

Narag · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:14:43 AM »

Well, its always nice to get an idea how the Cowboys will be playing in December.

Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:22:42 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:14:13 AM

I was hoping to see Brady taken out tonight. Didn't happen. And the Raiders didn't lose. Crappy night for football, even preseason.

Go Raiders!

ManaByte · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:29:10 AM »

Raiders fans

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:21:14 AM »

Imma gonna shank you, biznatch.

ManaByte · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:04:49 AM »

Yup Raiders fan.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:41:18 AM »

I've hired a hobo with a shotgun to hang out on the sidelines during NEs games to protect my top fantasy investment in Dreamboat Brady. Imagine my surprise when that hobo just turned out to be Bill Belichick with an extremely dirty hoodie on.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2009, 06:27:33 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 01:58:53 AM

Quote from: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM
McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.
Where's the win? Vick was a terrible passer and he hasn't thrown a ball in nearly three years.

So you're saying he could have improved

go bengals

...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2009, 10:56:02 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:08:34 AM

Vick brings rabid pit pulls to next game against New England. Pit bulls escape and maul Brady to death.

Yea, shut the fuck up

Vick has always been overrated but I hope he's given a fair chance. He served his time

Stallworth killed a human being and got 30 days in jail, which he didn't even serve fully. And he'll be back in the NFL next season

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:00:32 AM »

Yeah that's pretty messed up. You get more jail time for dog fighting than killing a guy while driving drunk.

judicial system

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:52:31 PM »

Stallworth paid off the family, an option that Vick didn't have.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:54:34 PM »

That shouldn't matter in the eyes of the law.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:55:42 PM »

Even the law can be bought.

I feel like that's the tagline to a movie.

Akala · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:58:43 PM »

Saints play tonight!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:59:10 PM »

Vick should have paid off the families of the dead pitt bulls. Buy them some new collars or something

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2009, 07:03:09 PM »

Lions down 22-10, Stafford throws a pick six

http://channelsurfing.net/watch-nfl-network.html

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2009, 07:19:55 PM »

Malek

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** August 16, 2009, 05:35:11 AM »

LIONS

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