Author Topic: What country has the best prostitutes? (Read 15766 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** August 20, 2009, 04:14:35 AM »

After seeing a barely clothed Hungary prostitute riddle a bad guy with bullets, I began to wonder what country has the best prostitutes. Some ~~continents~~ countries were omitted due to risk of disease, poor hygiene, etc.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:20:01 AM »

I bet the Iranians bang like a shithouse door in a high wind. Their shooting is probably aces too, if that's what you're actually interested in.

chronovore · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:24:01 AM »

Christ, how did you leave Japan off the list? Cormacaroni is one of the most talented whores I know.

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:28:58 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 20, 2009, 04:14:35 AM

Some ~~continents~~ countries were omitted due to risk of disease, poor hygiene, etc.

I'd guess Brazil if it wasn't for this.

America has variety, so it gets my vote.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:31:17 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 20, 2009, 04:24:01 AM

Christ, how did you leave Japan off the list? Cormacaroni is one of the most talented whores I know.

i've never left myself unsatisfied!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:42:09 AM »

Brazil by far

twerd · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:46:57 AM »

Ukraine, so Russia by association.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:47:27 AM »

Give me a curvy shemale over a coked up 60 pound polack/european any day of the week

twerd · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2009, 04:47:27 AM

Give me a curvy shemale over a coked up 60 pound polack/european any day of the week

brazilian's aren't chesty.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:59:18 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on August 20, 2009, 04:55:35 AM

Thailand no doubt

Well I guess this is the definitive response because you're the only one here who's gone on multiple sex tours.

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:50:06 AM »

Who sucks at geography: Willco.

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twerd · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:58:00 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 20, 2009, 06:50:06 AM

Who sucks at geography: Willco.

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Why'd you ignore "Latin America" or "America?"

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Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:07:11 AM »

Quote from: twerd on August 20, 2009, 06:58:00 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on August 20, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Who sucks at geography: Willco.

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I don't care about black people.

Third · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:45:38 AM »

Amsterdam isn't a country.

And I voted for Amsterdam since prostitutes are actually legal there.

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:08:45 AM »

Quote from: Borys on August 20, 2009, 07:52:17 AM

Who voted Poland

Not me, no sir, not me... (was close between that, Hungary and Russia)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2009, 11:34:39 AM »

What has this forum become smh

drew · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2009, 11:35:12 AM »

hungarians are the hottest

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2009, 11:39:56 AM »

Mups +1

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2009, 12:07:01 PM »

Go Team Ladyboy!

tehjaybo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2009, 12:10:05 PM »

I will need to test this. Please send one of each to me so that I may scientifically test many theories scientifically.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2009, 12:10:51 PM »

Russia

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2009, 01:00:18 PM »

If I wrote the Netherlands, nobody would know that Amsterdam is a city within its borders!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2009, 01:08:29 PM »

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