Author Topic: a morning conversation at the prole haus (Read 2489 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 21, 2009, 12:37:34 PM »

"DADDY!!"
"..."
"WHAT IS THE KITTY DOING"
"huh, what kitty"
"THAT ONE WITH THE HIPPO GUY!"
"hm? oh! oh crap, he's uh, uh, uh, uh, he's playing with him"
"HE SURE IS CRAZY, WHAT IS HE PLAYING WITH THE HIPPO!"
"uh, it's the tauntaun game?"
"CAN I PLAY THE TAUNTAUN GAME, TOO!!!"
"yikes! uh, no, the tauntaun game is only played by kitties and hippos. it's not that fun."
"WHY"
"because it just is! hey, how about this video of john mccain!"
"THAT'S BORING. I LIKE THE KITTY PLAYING THE GAME."
"god i hate parenting."

i am the author of my own doom. pray for my soul, evilbore. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:38:40 PM »

tauntaun is ruining everything!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:38:47 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:39:37 PM »

This one's for drinky's kid!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:40:11 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:45:29 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:45:56 PM »

nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:46:22 PM »

The dog is humping the hippo's face!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:46:51 PM »

What have you dooooonnnnneeee?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:51:46 PM »

Prole has stolen his child's innocence.

... Your daughter is awfully inquisitive. I'd be interested to hear from the wife what things fall on her ears.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:52:58 PM »

she is an endless stream of questions these days

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:55:52 PM »

I'd imagine Prole uses Louis C.K. as a template for parenting.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:56:17 PM »

give her a pencap and show her how to play the tauntaun game on the kitty

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:57:21 PM »

i have already been forbidden ANY mention of pencaps and kitties, it was my favorite threat for awhile

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:58:49 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on August 21, 2009, 12:53:51 PM

Turn the tables and start asking her questions!

i do. i also give her bad answers and threaten to lock her in the prayer closet!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:16:21 PM »

That's awesome, because it happened to someone else. On a somewhat related note, my kid breaks into a crappy dance everytime she happens to see Tauntaun's avatar

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 21, 2009, 12:58:49 PM

Quote from: a slime appears on August 21, 2009, 12:53:51 PM
Turn the tables and start asking her questions!

i do. i also give her bad answers and threaten to lock her in the prayer closet!

My parents have this awesome cellar that I claimed was the spiderpit I had been threatening the kid with since she was two years old. She totally bought it, too. The downside is that the cellar is on the other side of the Atlantic, so any threat will first have to involve taking a plane to another continent.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:19:33 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 21, 2009, 12:37:34 PM

"DADDY!!"
"..."
"WHAT IS THE KITTY DOING"
"huh, what kitty"
"THAT ONE WITH THE HIPPO GUY!"
"hm? oh! oh crap, he's uh, uh, uh, uh, he's playing with him"
"HE SURE IS CRAZY, WHAT IS HE PLAYING WITH THE HIPPO!"
"uh, it's the tauntaun game?"
"CAN I PLAY THE TAUNTAUN GAME, TOO!!!"
"yikes! uh, no, the tauntaun game is only played by kitties and hippos. it's not that fun."
"WHY"
"because it just is! hey, how about this video of john mccain!"
"THAT'S BORING. I LIKE THE KITTY PLAYING THE GAME."
"god i hate parenting."

[youtube=560,345]
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Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:34:37 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on August 21, 2009, 01:16:21 PM

On a somewhat related note, my kid breaks into a crappy dance everytime she happens to see Tauntaun's avatar

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:45:21 PM »

god i hope no kid ever reads what i write

im in ur computer

corrupting ur children

Tieno · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:47:45 PM »

tauntaun's powers of corruption are truly impressive.

E-DuB · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:57:53 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on August 21, 2009, 12:44:30 PM

Here's the dog version!

[youtube=560,345]hhA-QqhPrpE[/youtube]

I love how the dog stands up the hippo and and starts giving it to him a second time

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:18:22 PM »

No one is safe from my loins! Come to me spawn of EBers! We shall dance the Tauntaun until daybreak.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM »

Ask her if she wants to play the GilloD game:

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:21:04 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:21:48 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:22:41 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:28:32 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:40:53 PM »

she needs to be a guest on the show

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:44:06 PM »

Kevin Smith once did his podcast with his daughter, it was entertaining.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #30 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:49:52 PM »

[youtube=560,345]YZMWgW6QNuw[/youtube]

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:02:54 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM

Ask her if she wants to play the GilloD game:

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:33:45 PM »

Now she'll go to (Kindergarten?) one day and the teacher is gonna call ya' and ask about the "Hippo game"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:04:40 PM »

That's a picture from college I believe that ended up in the NY Times.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #35 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 21, 2009, 03:57:30 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Ask her if she wants to play the GilloD game:

(Image removed from quote.)

Wait, was this taken from one of GilloD's wild parties?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30929.msg888012#msg888012

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:33:39 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #37 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:33:49 PM »

what the fuck

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:56:24 PM »

Drinkypotamus

Tauntaun · « **Reply #39 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:02:58 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #40 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:14:56 PM »

Time to iconize Jinfash

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:20:33 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:15:52 PM »

jinfash wins evilbore!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:26:14 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #44 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:17:58 AM »

Prole

Jinfash

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Author Topic: a morning conversation at the prole haus (Read 2489 times)