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Joe Molotov

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #240 on: December 14, 2009, 07:34:27 PM »
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  This was all posted today.

That's okay, i'd fall asleep too in your company.

Anyways, what was with the totally unneccesary sex scene at the streudel shop or w/e? Was that really neccesary? Couldn't you just tell regardless that she's a german? :/

I wish you the viewer could edit movies.

No offense chronovore but I think that's a croak of shit. THey couldn't have done it any other way?

Yeah but atleast IMHO it feels like they threw it in just to say "lol we have a sex scene". It's out of place, breaks the tension in that scene, and stupid. You could tell just by looking at her that she was pretty much a new german, I didn't need to see some fuckold movie director dogg her to get the point across.

germandirector dogging germandirector translator

To be honest I did rewind the scene and watch it again  :-[

It's three seconds long!  And, as chronovore pointed out, it's about as incisive as three seconds of film can be.  Whose joke character are you, anyway?
Three seconds too long and doens't fit at all in the movie. Why do I need to be shown that she's a traitor? And to do that by getting dogged? It's stupid.

it went on a little too long though and was unneccesary.

Why? Because I have a opinion on what I feel is a useless sex scene? I love the movie otherwise, just, did they really have to show it? Didn't shusannah's face alone  dictate that she thought that was happening anyways? I know it's sacriligieous but that type of writing is Dexter level.  It's sloppy filmmaking and screenwriting.

Movie comes out tommorow, I really wish the special edition would come out here.

I think if it was just one thrust, or even a kiss, it would've been alot more effective. Why not a kiss? or a hug?

I just feel it's entirely out of place, useless, and could be done without. That's all.

It was pretty hot, and i have no qualms admitting I spent an hour looking for it online.

Methodis got a shame swell, so now he's trying to bash the movie.
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chronovore

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #241 on: December 14, 2009, 08:30:52 PM »
Methodis got a shame swell, so now he's trying to bash the movie.
Gotta get summa that Christian side-huggin'!

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #242 on: December 14, 2009, 09:54:42 PM »
I didn't know a red blooded male could hate that 3 Second "Julie Dreyfus gettin banged from behind" scene. Was total boner time for me, even if it did break up the tension a bit. German coitus noise was also disconcerting but hilarious.

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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #243 on: December 14, 2009, 10:02:08 PM »
I don't even remember a sex scene ???

So I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about

It took me a while to remember the scene, but as soon as I did I laughed and remembered that that seen was fucking awesome.

Himu

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #244 on: December 14, 2009, 10:35:53 PM »
That scene was fucking awesome.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #245 on: December 15, 2009, 12:51:07 AM »
That scene was awesome fucking.
Fixed.

The Sceneman

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #246 on: December 15, 2009, 12:56:03 AM »
Like I said. French Poodle.


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Damn, getting this niccas dick all hard and shit. Makes a nicca wanna FUCK know what Im saying
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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #247 on: December 15, 2009, 05:12:29 PM »
that's god damn right.

Wat's a nukka to do. fuck it.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #248 on: December 15, 2009, 05:14:49 PM »
you can be like this nukka and rub a nukka dikk off
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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #249 on: December 15, 2009, 05:25:51 PM »
you can be like this nukka and rub a nukka dikk off

:wtf
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Re: Inglourious Basterds
« Reply #250 on: December 15, 2009, 05:27:11 PM »
my sentiments exactly. I ain't fuck with nukkas mang