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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #60 on: August 22, 2009, 11:44:26 AM »
:lol

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #61 on: August 22, 2009, 11:45:50 AM »
This is like the speech you give when the two maverick detectives who put you away are watching as you're being put in cuffs and placed into a police cruiser.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #62 on: August 22, 2009, 11:48:48 AM »
Hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu YOU'LL ALL REGRET IT WHEN I'M A DOCTOR AND YOU'RE SCRUBBING MY TOILETS HURRRRrrrruuhhhhhhh...


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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #63 on: August 22, 2009, 12:10:29 PM »
wow

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #64 on: August 22, 2009, 12:16:46 PM »
It's not like he's going to be a real doctor anyway, just a slave, oh, I mean, "state servant."   ;)

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #65 on: August 22, 2009, 12:17:11 PM »
salt water particles
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« Reply #66 on: August 22, 2009, 12:18:54 PM »
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2009, 12:22:44 PM »
What the fuck is this thread about.

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #68 on: August 22, 2009, 12:24:50 PM »
Hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu YOU'LL ALL REGRET IT WHEN I'M A DOCTOR AND YOU'RE SCRUBBING MY TOILETS HURRRRrrrruuhhhhhhh...

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This is Yixian?

what a loser :rofl

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #69 on: August 22, 2009, 12:28:06 PM »
I just got a PM from Yixian

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Evilbore ruined one of Yixian's most valuable proteges. For three years I had her under contract, singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Evilbore comes along with its olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And you tell them nerdlingers that if they want to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #70 on: August 22, 2009, 12:28:50 PM »
This is like the speech you give when the two maverick detectives who put you away are watching as you're being put in cuffs and placed into a police cruiser.

:lol
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #71 on: August 22, 2009, 12:33:42 PM »
whotf is this guy

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« Reply #72 on: August 22, 2009, 12:34:58 PM »
shit/bin
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #73 on: August 22, 2009, 12:36:09 PM »
I just got a PM from Yixian

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Evilbore ruined one of Yixian's most valuable proteges. For three years I had her under contract, singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Evilbore comes along with its olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And you tell them nerdlingers that if they want to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story.

Not the worst meltdown I've read on the internet but it's up there.  Y'know if that is real.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2009, 12:40:50 PM by T EXP »
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #74 on: August 22, 2009, 12:37:38 PM »
You know Yixian is logged out, reading this thread right now with tears in his eyes.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #75 on: August 22, 2009, 12:37:49 PM »
wow, i hate to crib from that filth roissy, but that was the most betaesque beta male rant i've ever read
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2009, 12:37:57 PM »
oh hes a gaf fag

fucking figures

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2009, 12:38:11 PM »
It's impressive.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #78 on: August 22, 2009, 12:39:21 PM »
wait, he's a doctor? dude, i take that snark back, write me a script for some vics post-haste
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #79 on: August 22, 2009, 12:39:58 PM »
I just got a PM from Yixian
Is that real  ???
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2009, 12:40:07 PM »
I wonder how long he spend crafting that perfect retort. He signed up several days ago, and we stopped caring like a week ago.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2009, 12:40:23 PM »
I can't tell if that PM is real or not either.  :lol
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2009, 12:40:30 PM »
No, he's going to be a doctor! Didn't you read his rant and how he's going to be better than the rest of us because he'll be a doctor?

I walk away from all of this with a lot of sympathy for elektrikluv, though. She has to put up with a crazy person, apparently.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2009, 12:41:10 PM »
Jesus, you guys never saw The Godfather? :lol
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
I wonder how long he spend crafting that perfect retort. He signed up several days ago, and we stopped caring like a week ago.

People stopped caring a couple of weeks ago.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2009, 12:41:33 PM »
The PM isn't real :lol
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2009, 12:43:41 PM »
I wonder how long he spend crafting that perfect retort. He signed up several days ago, and we stopped caring like a week ago.

People stopped caring a couple of weeks ago.

I didn't care enough to check to see how long it had been.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2009, 12:46:16 PM »
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2009, 01:00:30 PM »
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #89 on: August 22, 2009, 01:03:03 PM »
:lol

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #90 on: August 22, 2009, 01:03:43 PM »
I went to ban him because of the other creepy thread that popped up, but someone beat me to the punch.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #91 on: August 22, 2009, 01:04:05 PM »
Ban this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and leper anyone who discusses this old and derivative drama in the future

Edit: nm
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #92 on: August 22, 2009, 01:04:17 PM »
What do you mean "you people"? :mrt
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #93 on: August 22, 2009, 01:04:20 PM »
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

I thought you weren't going to read the responses? You broke your promise, you promise-breaker!!
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #94 on: August 22, 2009, 01:05:00 PM »
He can't even commit to not reading posts (as Boogie predicted), how will he become a Doctor?!
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #95 on: August 22, 2009, 01:05:31 PM »
Page 3. Yixian wins.

Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #96 on: August 22, 2009, 01:06:37 PM »
you banned him?  :-\
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #97 on: August 22, 2009, 01:06:45 PM »
I wonder how that one Guest is?! :rofl
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #98 on: August 22, 2009, 01:07:48 PM »
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #99 on: August 22, 2009, 01:08:16 PM »
thread went triple plat, Yixian is the GOAT  
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #100 on: August 22, 2009, 01:08:48 PM »
Damn Eurotrash  >:(
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #101 on: August 22, 2009, 01:09:12 PM »
What a dumbfuck.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #102 on: August 22, 2009, 01:10:11 PM »
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Yeah, that was me. I had noticed he made 3 more posts instead of the one in this thread, checked the others and pulled the trigger.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #103 on: August 22, 2009, 01:11:29 PM »
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Wow, what a pathetic excuse for human waste. Hopefully one of his professors in doctor school reads his posts and kicks him out.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2009, 01:14:18 PM »
I think that wraps it up unless Electrikluv wants to post  ::)
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2009, 01:16:36 PM »
ok i think i got the gist of this thread

egotistical gaffer (redundant) reads about himself in outside links

egotistical gaffer (redundantly redundant) assumes gaf talk is the basis of the forum

gets mad, makes thread

is that about right?

did i miss anything?

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #106 on: August 22, 2009, 01:19:52 PM »
gets mad, makes thread

Willco spun this off from the Outside Link thread.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #107 on: August 22, 2009, 01:24:52 PM »
Wow, what a pathetic excuse for human waste. Hopefully one of his professors in doctor school reads his posts and kicks him out.
he's 21,  according to Electricluv. that means that he is barely old enough to be in med school, if he is at all(assuming he graduated from highschool at age 18). which makes his doctor self prophecy even more lulzy
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #108 on: August 22, 2009, 01:33:05 PM »
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

You posted again, you lose.  and you're reading this post to, so you lose even more.


that is, if this isn't a joke character.

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #109 on: August 22, 2009, 01:36:21 PM »
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Yeah, that was me. I had noticed he made 3 more posts instead of the one in this thread, checked the others and pulled the trigger.

What did he post?
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #110 on: August 22, 2009, 01:36:47 PM »
The guy was hurt. Let him be, he will regret his outburst, but he can't control it right now, he was dumped.

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #111 on: August 22, 2009, 01:40:05 PM »
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Yeah, that was me. I had noticed he made 3 more posts instead of the one in this thread, checked the others and pulled the trigger.

What did he post?

I'm not gonna echo it but it was basically enough to get him banned on the spot
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #112 on: August 22, 2009, 01:42:20 PM »
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

How naive of us to have wandered into your web so willingly.
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #113 on: August 22, 2009, 01:50:14 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #114 on: August 22, 2009, 01:50:57 PM »
He was all exhausted from masturbating furiously all night before their trip that he could pleasure poor electrikluv! No wonder she was pissed at him!
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #115 on: August 22, 2009, 01:55:23 PM »
Thanks Yixian, you came and one-upped me so now my indiscretion can fade into obscurity.

:tauntaun
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #116 on: August 22, 2009, 01:56:05 PM »
Try as I might, I just can't masturbate to this thread  :'(
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #117 on: August 22, 2009, 02:10:17 PM »
Thread Highlight:

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Oh and as for me as a boyfriend, well, I don't even need to tell you why I'd never accept an insult from people like you on that subject, least of all when you barely know a thing about me or my relationship. Like for example the tme recently I took elektrikluv for a surprise city break abroad at great expense only to be unable to sleep the night before with nerves, hoping she'd have a good time and all the detailed plans I had made for her would work out. Of course by the end of the first day then I was pretty exhausted, causing her to accuse me of being quite, making me feel self-conscious for not giving her an exciting evening for being so tired. I committed the cardinal sin in our relationship and expressed any degree of sadness at what she had said, and by that I mean she asked if her saying that had upset me and I replied "a bit". Of course any normal human being would simply have reassured me and we'd move on but she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #118 on: August 22, 2009, 02:13:52 PM »
Try as I might, I just can't masturbate to this thread  :'(
"she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave."

that doesn't make you hard?
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Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
« Reply #119 on: August 22, 2009, 02:14:08 PM »
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

Somebody throw up a Colbert "I called it!" pic up in this bitch!  :smug

What happened to not reading this thread, Yix?  Huh, what happened to that?

Again, you're using words that you clearly do not understand.  A 100 reply thread isn't pathetic, because none of us are invested in it.  We're just here to kill time, have a laugh.

But the man-child who invests in the drama enough to write up a rant that has the wit equivalent to calling us all "doodie-heads", then makes assertions that he's so above it all that he's not even going to read the responses, and then, less than twelve hours later, posts again in said thread?  That's pathetic.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2009, 02:18:00 PM by Boogie »
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