Author Topic: So yesterday was Malek's birthday (Read 2243 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** August 24, 2009, 02:08:09 AM »

Happy Birthday- at least you're not Arvie?

Bildi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:17:23 AM »

Happy day-after-your-birthday.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:21:25 AM »

Birthdays can be depressing. Mines in about 3 weeks and its only going to remind me I've been in a rut for years.

FatalT · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:24:25 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 24, 2009, 02:21:25 AM

Birthdays can be depressing. Mines in about 3 weeks and its only going to remind me I've been in a rut for years.

What day is yours? Mine is the 12th. It's going to be my 21st!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:26:35 AM »

Did you spend it alone Malek?

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:40:31 AM »

Why does Malek assume we know his birthday or care? I dont know anyones birthday on here.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:42:31 AM »

He's an icon

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:09:42 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 24, 2009, 02:26:35 AM

Did you spend it alone Malek?

No, I wasn't alone. I spent three hours trying to convince my father that his driver's license will not be reinstated until his doctor gives him medical clearance--an event which will never happen (I did not mention that last part to him). He countered that with incoherent grunts and gestures, then scratched up my EeePC's LCD screen.

Quote from: Borys on August 24, 2009, 02:29:16 AM

Happy B-day, fake Polack!

It's a bad sign when Polacks won't even accept you.

Quote from: demi on August 24, 2009, 02:40:31 AM

Why does Malek assume we know his birthday or care?

Why would I assume that when this is the third or fourth year in a row in which I had to whine about the lack of a birthday thread before someone half-heartedly or mockingly created one for me.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:16:43 AM »

I don't know what to say but hopefully it'll be better next year.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:24:26 AM »

If it makes you feel any better I can't even remember the birthdays of most of my best friends.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:38:24 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 24, 2009, 03:09:42 AM

Why would I assume that when this is the third or fourth year in a row in which I had to whine about the lack of a birthday thread before someone half-heartedly or mockingly created one for me.

I don't remember those either

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:40:05 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 24, 2009, 03:38:24 AM

I don't remember those either

I am pretty forgettable.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:42:48 AM »

I'd also like to thank all the women on OKCupid who have replied to my messages. Oh wait, none have. Awesome. I can't even get a woman to tell me to "fuck off and die."

Well at least I have Beatles Rock Band and the Beatles remastered library to keep me going. After that, I have my cowardice.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:00:38 AM »

I opened my window and a skunk went off. $:-\$

My life only makes sense if (a) reincarnation is possible (b) I was Hitler in a previous life.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:22:58 AM »

At least you're not 30 yet

twerd · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:26:08 AM »

Why would you want a woman to tell you to fuck off and die?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:27:48 AM »

happy birthday i guess

Reb · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 24, 2009, 04:00:38 AM

I opened my window and a skunk went off. $:-\$

My life only makes sense if (a) reincarnation is possible (b) I was Hitler in a previous life.

These posts anger me. You're healthy, intelligent, you look fine, you don't live in some third world country.
You're life is not bad at all.

twerd · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2009, 05:00:32 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 24, 2009, 04:43:45 AM

You're life is not bad at all.

Time to pop those Prozacs, dumbo.

BlackMage · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2009, 05:48:53 AM »

I've gone through 3 birthdays since being here and not one of you assholes has ever said happy birthday to me so fuck you malek.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2009, 09:43:30 AM »

happy birthday black mage

and if it makes you feel better malek, i start 1L today, so think of me as a jesus figure...getting whipped and tortured for your sins

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2009, 09:46:23 AM »

happy birthday Malek! I got you this cyooooootte poster.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2009, 09:47:15 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 24, 2009, 09:46:23 AM

happy birthday Malek!

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tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:03:49 AM »

Happy birthday Malek! Just hang in there with OKC, or try another dating site... OKC is weird for me, a lot of girls will reply once or twice but I'll never hear from them again. Just today I got an email from a girl I emailed like 3 months ago, which was weird.

Reb · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:24:49 AM »

What the fuck would Malek do with OKC, like he would ever have the balls to go on a date.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:57:37 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 24, 2009, 10:03:49 AM

Just today I got an email from a girl I emailed like 3 months ago, which was weird.

Sounds like a match for Recursive

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What the fuck would Malek do with OKC, like he would ever have the balls to go on a date.

He's going to have to find someone to obsess over after Slave Girl.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:58:04 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2009, 11:03:04 AM »

Happy birthday nukka.

twerd · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2009, 11:32:40 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 24, 2009, 11:10:43 AM

Awww how did I miss this? Happy Birthday you wonderful son of a bitch.

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muckhole · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2009, 11:45:14 AM »

Happy Belated Birthday Malek!

If I had known it was your birthday, and had known you were going to be in the Toronto area sooner, I would have made life right for you.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #30 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:50:08 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 24, 2009, 04:00:38 AM

I opened my window and a skunk went off. $:-\$

My life only makes sense if (a) reincarnation is possible (b) I was Hitler in a previous life.

See, if this happened to me, I'd laugh it off. It's hilarious. Learn not to give a shit.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #31 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:52:36 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on August 24, 2009, 02:24:25 AM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 24, 2009, 02:21:25 AM
Birthdays can be depressing. Mines in about 3 weeks and its only going to remind me I've been in a rut for years.

What day is yours? Mine is the 12th. It's going to be my 21st!

The 7th. I think my math was wrong.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Borys on August 24, 2009, 09:46:07 AM

For BLACK MAGE, my nicca (not for Malek):

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drew · « **Reply #33 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:25:10 PM »

happy birthday hater

Powerslave · « **Reply #34 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:35:46 PM »

Maybe this year you will finally start believing in God you atheist fuck.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:34:55 PM »

Happy birthday dude.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:04:00 PM »

Happy Birthday, Malek!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #37 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:04:38 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 24, 2009, 02:25:43 PM

Happy birthday malek. You're one of the only reasons I stick around here.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #38 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:04:43 PM »

Malek: Fuck Yeah!!

drew · « **Reply #39 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:34:30 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 24, 2009, 02:25:43 PM

Happy birthday malek. You're one of the only reasons I stick around here.

$:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:50:48 PM »

thanks guys.

Sorry for last night. When I drink [a lot] I just get [more] depressed and write ~~whiny~~ whinier posts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2009, 05:00:47 PM »

No need to pile on problems.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2009, 05:21:47 PM »

And that would be appealing because?

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Author Topic: So yesterday was Malek's birthday (Read 2243 times)