Next week, the kid'll be writing: "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you but..."
Clearly I need to put more thought into this, but it says a lot about the male psychological model that we'd be willing to string a male teacher up who paid money to an underage girl to sleep with him, but when a female teacher pays a boy to jump her, we're all "OH HELLS YEAH, EXPLODING HIGH FIVE!"
Don't get me wrong: Given the chance at 14~15, I'd have been "having coffee" with the teacher as well, whether or not there was half a G on the bedroom table afterward. Probably would not have been able to keep my mouth shut about it, either. Which is probably what happened with this kid, too.