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The Fake Shemp

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Some guy requested to add me on Facebook, but I don't know him. That usually means an instant deny.

... However, it appears that he requested to add me because we share the same last name. I never heard of this guy in my family. But considering he's got Hebrew in his profile, I don't think he lives in America.

And there are like ten hot Israeli chicks in his Friends box. They look hot.



... I'm thinking about adding him, so I can start adding hot Israeli chicks.
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 12:08:07 PM »
Can we be friends on Facebook?
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 12:08:35 PM »
Do you have hot female friends? If not, then no.
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 12:12:43 PM »
Most of those look like stock photos. 

ITT Willco gets added by a bot.
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 12:13:16 PM »
elektrikluv is one of my friends.
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 12:16:40 PM »
Add him. Israeli chicks are hot man.

Because they are white, amirite? Racist.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 12:17:19 PM »
Most of those look like stock photos. 

ITT Willco gets added by a bot.

I don't think a bot would have my last name, nor are bots dudes.
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 12:25:25 PM »
That's what you think.

Also, did I tell you guys all about the weight I lost using this awesome new diet pill?
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 12:40:29 PM »
:drudge

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 12:57:17 PM »
All the friends have other Israeli friends. I think this dude really thinks I'm related or something.
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 01:17:10 PM »
the same thing happened to me except it WAS a hot chick

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 01:29:58 PM »
Wow, you're totally going to fuck those girls now that you have a mutual facebook friend!
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 01:34:54 PM »
Wow, you're totally going to fuck those girls now that you have a mutual facebook friend!

Pretty much. Chicks love my Jew gold.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 01:42:00 PM »
Uh, Kosma - think.

I've got American Jew gold. We actually give the Israelis our gold. Our gold reserve is much higher!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 02:08:04 PM »
It's probably Mandark
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 02:13:44 PM »
God I hope so.

I'm sure this will lead to you actually meeting them IRL and having your way with them.

Finally, someone gets it!
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Tauntaun

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 02:22:39 PM »
Add him. Israeli chicks are hot man.

Because they are white, amirite? Racist.

 :lol
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 02:22:57 PM »
I see some cuties on my friends FB's, but never used FB to meet girls before... is there any protocol for adding friends-of-friends if they are hot chicks? I think some hipster girl did this to me... I don't think I've ever met her but we have a few mutual friends, I should at least say "hello, what's up", right?
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 02:23:07 PM »
Federwang and I are fb friends... I have a bunch of hot chicks as fb friends...  WAITAMINUTEHEREGAWDDARNIT
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Tauntaun

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 02:24:19 PM »
Federwang and I are fb friends... I have a bunch of hot chicks as fb friends...  WAITAMINUTEHEREGAWDDARNIT

You're just a stepping stone.
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2009, 02:24:57 PM »
Hey Triumph, wanna be friends on facebook?
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tehjaybo

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2009, 02:25:16 PM »
Federwang and I are fb friends... I have a bunch of hot chicks as fb friends...  WAITAMINUTEHEREGAWDDARNIT

Hey, me too!  Except the hot friend part...  the hottest person on my list is some cigarillo named Erik Truss...  But gawddamn  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Tauntaun

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2009, 02:28:56 PM »
I hear that guy's a big cigarillo.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2009, 02:31:43 PM »
Hey Triumph, wanna be friends on facebook?

You never do anything on your page
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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2009, 02:32:44 PM »
Hey Triumph, wanna be friends on facebook?

You never do anything on your page
There's no trace of him? I find this hard to believe.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2009, 02:33:37 PM »
You should see his pics  :lol
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2009, 02:35:05 PM »
Just link me to the source material.

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2009, 03:36:23 PM »

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2009, 03:36:49 PM »
It's a bot
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2009, 03:59:47 PM »
Hey demi, you wanna be friends with me on facebook?
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tehjaybo

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Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 04:41:52 PM »
We should all be friends on facebook and then we could make a evilbore group and then we could all meet up and have lots of sex.

er...  no wait, that's right.

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