Stripper rapes best man- I guess there is sex in the champagne room

[Human Snorenado]

Granted it's the WRONG KIND of sex, but there you go.

The unfortunate best man had ordered an “audience participation” package, which resulted in his ending up buck naked on his hands and knees, at which point Naggs inserted a marital aid right into his holiest of holies. She insists it was a misunderstanding.

mmm hmm

Also- this is another fun round of Germany, Florida or Australia.  Make your guess before you click the link!

[The Sceneman]

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Australia

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I knew that because this news is ancient

[Mr. Gundam]

"Marital aids?" Just call it a fucking dildo.

smh

[BlueTsunami]

The mix of anger, humiliation, fear and ecstasy must have been amazing. He got his moneys worth.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

It's Australia, so clearly this is Bildi turf.

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I just wanted an excuse to post a "Bildo" joke

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[Eel O'Brian]

another night at the mantra's house

[Human Snorenado]

another night at the mantra's house

 

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[CurseoftheGods]

another night at the mantra's house

[Mr. Gundam]

another night at the mantra's house

Cohen

[Tauntaun]