Nah, if he replies, my DM got an earful. He probably won't call a private detective, but the DM got an earful.
I always knew that my DM would get yelled at, not because of the content of the e-mail or my name, but because the VP would be angry that he even got an e-mail. I know how that company works, and I'm sure the VP immediately called the RD and was like, "Who the fuck is Will Federman? Why is he sending me e-mails, keep your goddamn DMs in check, asshole!"
So I was never expecting a reply, but was expecting my DM to get yelled at. This only confirms that. I forwarded it along to one Hollywood DM that I still am friendly with and a few of my GameStop friends that are now DMs, and they all laughed.
He got chewed out.