Author Topic: I got stopped by a lady cop (Read 2575 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** August 30, 2009, 08:26:09 AM »

Ha Ha... she got me thinking I can date a cop
Ha Ha... cause her uniform pants are so tight
She read me my rights
She put me in nah car, she cut off all the lights
She said I had the right to remain silent
Now I got her hollering sounding like a siren
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
And I know she the law, and she know I'm the boss
And she know I can hide a-bove the law
And she know I'm raw, she know it from the street
And all she want me to do is fuck the police
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee... (Yea),

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us (Yeahh)
We can see the sunrise before us (Umm)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Heey)...
I'll make ya say...

Ha Ha... And after we got done
I said lady what's ya number she said 911
Haaa... emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeahh... and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs & heels
And I beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop
Ha Haaa... beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop
But I ain't tryna be violent
But I'll do the time but her love is timeless
... Mrs. Officer...
I know you wish ya name was Mrs. TVC15 huh?
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Like a cop car...

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...
I'll make ya say...

Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer
Tell your lieutenant get them cuffs off of ya
I'm kid kid... my face on every wanted poster
I'm wanted by every lady cop all over
That ass so big I catch a battery to hold ya
My hands so big you thought I told ya to pull it over
She pulled me over... pulled me out the rover
Then she pulled me closer... do me in the back of the car
Put me in handcuffs start ripping my pants off
(all you heard on the dispatcher was...)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...

Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key,
Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift...
Cause it's on... tonight...
Breakfast in bed turns to breakfast & head,
And I can't wait to get it on...
Wanna do it all night long... Mrs. Officer

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...
I'll make you say...

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:28:43 AM »

Nobody cares

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:31:08 AM »

you should have sassed her luna clover style

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:31:15 AM »

who the fuck is this?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2009, 11:13:49 AM »

Welcome back!

chronovore · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:30:24 PM »

Thought this was going to be of the "like a ram gettin' ready to jam the lamb..." variety.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:41:37 PM »

TVC is drunk dialing Evilbore. $:-\$

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:48:48 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 30, 2009, 10:31:15 AM

who the fuck is this?

lol

MCD · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:32:44 PM »

E-DuB · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on August 30, 2009, 09:09:50 AM

This is how thee returns?

I DON'T FUCKING CARE TVC'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Obligatory T234 Sunday post

[close]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:34:46 PM »

Quote from: Borys on August 30, 2009, 01:44:10 PM

WHITE MAN IS B(L)ACK!!!

The only thing black about White Man is his vomit.

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:36:27 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 30, 2009, 02:34:46 PM

Quote from: Borys on August 30, 2009, 01:44:10 PM
WHITE MAN IS B(L)ACK!!!

The only thing black about White Man is his vomit.

Also: soul; heart.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:42:55 PM »

But he has neither a heart nor a soul.

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:46:20 PM »

I decided on how I'm going to kill myself. Have you, TVC?

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:46:27 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2009, 02:57:39 PM »

what the FUCK

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 30, 2009, 02:46:27 PM

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/8iv5s8.gif[img]

This reminds me of that really weird Flying Lotus music video

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:07:08 PM »

that gif is godly

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:42:19 PM »

Whiteman!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:50:24 PM »

Best week ever confirmed.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:18:56 PM »

OH GLORIOUS DAY

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:23:43 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 30, 2009, 03:50:24 PM

Best week ever confirmed.

Why? What was so good about it?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:23:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2009, 02:57:39 PM

what the FUCK

You're telling me you HAVEN'T seen Major Lazer? smh maurice

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:31:00 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:36:37 PM »

See, Beezy knows the score. Must be a homeskoold thing as far as ignorance of the new shit, I guess.

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:44:23 PM »

I'm surprised that more gifs haven't been made.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:46:11 PM »

Yeah, Maurice, I'm pretty shocked you haven't heard of Major Lazer. The Major and I even collaborated on a single:

[youtube=560,345]quj1U6tpPvM[/youtube]

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:50:31 PM »

E-DuB · « **Reply #28 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 30, 2009, 05:59:04 PM

... I'm starting to think TVC was just drunk posting, any minute now he'll sober up, discover what a terrible mistake he made, and shit/bin this thread :'(

I hope that's not the case
:'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #29 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 30, 2009, 08:28:43 AM

Nobody cares

This.

I also like how he put an exclamation mark as the the topic picture like people give a shit.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:27:14 PM »

um. According to the post, he fucked a female cop that had placed him under arrest. I'd put a "!" before my thread title too.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:01:43 AM »

white menz

Beezy

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:14:53 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 31, 2009, 01:01:43 AM

white menz

Beezy

.

Plz come back 4 gud, tvc. :prayer

Akala · « **Reply #33 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:18:45 AM »

teeveesee

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #34 on:** August 31, 2009, 02:24:43 AM »

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spead your legs and then she tried to cop a feel. That cop she was all dressed in blue. Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you.

She stuck my butt with her big black stick. I said "What's up? Now suck my dick." Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb she whimpered just a little when she felt my hand on her crotch so very warm; I could feel her getting wet through her uniform.

Proppin' her up on the black and white, unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight." I swatted her like no swat team can; turned a cherry pie right into jam.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** August 31, 2009, 02:55:15 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 30, 2009, 05:23:46 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2009, 02:57:39 PM

what the FUCK

You're telling me you HAVEN'T seen Major Lazer? smh maurice

...

my coonery is so 3008

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36 on:** August 31, 2009, 02:58:23 AM »

God bless Beezy's people

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** August 31, 2009, 10:49:23 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 31, 2009, 02:24:43 AM

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spead your legs and then she tried to cop a feel. That cop she was all dressed in blue. Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you.

She stuck my butt with her big black stick. I said "What's up? Now suck my dick." Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb she whimpered just a little when she felt my hand on her crotch so very warm; I could feel her getting wet through her uniform.

Proppin' her up on the black and white, unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight." I swatted her like no swat team can; turned a cherry pie right into jam.

Precisely so.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** August 31, 2009, 12:24:34 PM »

PD, you homo, how haven't you seen that vid?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** August 31, 2009, 12:34:13 PM »

is that a band or something? or a show

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:43:14 PM »

I know that lamer from tim and eric directed it apparently.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2009, 03:13:23 PM »

So what's with the cock tease?

News:

Author Topic: I got stopped by a lady cop (Read 2575 times)