Author Topic: Are Flasks socially acceptable in this day and age? were they ever? (Read 4881 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** September 02, 2009, 12:21:19 AM »

Feelin' good man, on the road, well not literally

I don't know, my Mad Men marathon makes me want to take up Bourbon and get a nice old-fashioned glass.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:28:36 AM »

I really need a flask. I've always felt that they are sexy accessories.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:29:40 AM »

Here I've seen girls wlaking on the street with a bottle of wine in one hand and a big wine glass in the other. Looks so classy and trashy at the same time

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:30:28 AM »

That's awesome, pour it out, in my mouf

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 02, 2009, 12:28:36 AM

I really need a flask. I've always felt that they are sexy accessories.

Definitely but it probably comes with an alchy stigma

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:32:17 AM »

It's good to know that you've chosen to embrace your alcoholism.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:32:40 AM »

alchy stigma is also hot at our age.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:35:06 AM »

This is why you'll never meet a girl, Arvie.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:37:10 AM »

I just wanted my own unmarked 1 Litre (yes 1 litre not imperial measurements you backwards bastards) steins that I carry to parties. But then I'd look like an idiot, opening three bottles to pour in it every time I felt like a drink.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:37:49 AM »

I need to get rich so when I do get older I can lean on my chauffeur like Arthur

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:40:04 AM »

flasks by design are meant to be discreet and and used in situations where alcohol wouldnt be socially or legally acceptable

so no

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:40:47 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on September 02, 2009, 12:37:10 AM

I just wanted my own unmarked 1 Litre (yes 1 litre not imperial measurements you backwards bastards)

We know what that is, but I think you mean 1 liter. Learn to spell, foreigners.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:42:27 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litre

Still backwards, fool!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:43:46 AM »

Man, all I know about a single liter is that its half the volume of my 2 liter coke. Actually, I think I've seen a 1 liter Coke... shit freaked me out.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:47:55 AM »

In celebration of our greatest weakness, lets view these alcoholism related movies

http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/The-21-Best-Movie-Alcoholics-of-All-Time

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:49:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 02, 2009, 12:35:06 AM

This is why you'll never meet a girl, Arvie.

if I pretended to be an alcoholic I bet I would actually get to bed girls little lone meet them.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:51:11 AM »

"let alone"

"little lone"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:53:41 AM »

is it really little lone? holy fuck I thought it's been let alone all these years! :'( I'm pouring SCOTCH.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:54:10 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2009, 12:51:11 AM

"let alone" "little lone"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:55:42 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 02, 2009, 12:53:41 AM

is it really little lone? holy fuck I thought it's been let alone all these years! :'( I'm pouring SCOTCH.

I was wondering why you typed "little lone"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 02, 2009, 12:57:08 AM »

You're all drunks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:00:43 AM »

http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/english/84/little-lone/

wait little lone works*. I was right. I win. except in my last post I switched around which one I was talking about - on purpose because alchy is hawt

*I define works to mean that I'm not the only one doing it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:06:21 AM »

Sheeeeiiiiiittttt. It so weird to read though, using it sounds like one trying to describe something like "Little lone duckling"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:17:38 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2009, 12:43:46 AM

Man, all I know about a single liter is that its half the volume of my 2 liter coke. Actually, I think I've seen a 1 liter Coke... shit freaked me out.

they actually do 1.5 liters in euroland.

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:22:05 AM »

fucking freaks

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:27:14 AM »

Little lone?

yaere is th.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:31:15 AM »

Arvie, your illiteracy has screwed us once again!

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** September 02, 2009, 02:15:26 AM »

I love mine (monogrammed

) but it's just not big enough. My blood probably has more liquor in it than the flask does when it's full.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** September 02, 2009, 02:20:39 AM »

I was shopping for some Online but it feels a bit poseur'ish, shopping for a damned flask on Amazon

. I should probably go to some old dudes smoke shop and see if they also sell old dude drinking gear.

etiolate · « **Reply #28 on:** September 02, 2009, 02:41:51 AM »

flask + classy jacket = win

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #29 on:** September 02, 2009, 02:58:32 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 02, 2009, 01:27:14 AM

Little lone?

yaere is th.

it's been long enough that this is

all over again

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** September 02, 2009, 03:04:53 AM »

Do you think inebriation improves Arvie's use of the English language? I say yes.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31 on:** September 02, 2009, 08:03:37 AM »

No but they are due for a comeback.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #32 on:** September 02, 2009, 08:06:23 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 02, 2009, 01:27:14 AM

yaere is th.

What was he trying to say here? I never got this one

Reb · « **Reply #33 on:** September 02, 2009, 08:08:02 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 02, 2009, 08:06:23 AM

Quote from: Malek on September 02, 2009, 01:27:14 AM
yaere is th.
What was he trying to say here? I never got this one

ya there is.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** September 02, 2009, 08:40:19 AM »

Who cares if they're acceptable? They're NECESSARY. I, of course, own two metal flasks and have a couple cheap-o plastic flasks that we used in the past to smuggle bourbon into Braves games. Fuck $7 for a 16 oz. beer when I can get a coke for $4 or $5, drink some of it down and then pour in mah liquor. Now that's how you attend a sporting event, chaps.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:10:19 AM »

I've been in 2 weddings in the past 2 years. I have a flask to show for each. They were gifts.

Never been used.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:24:39 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:26:35 AM »

I have a leather bound one like that and a Stainless steel one.

Akala · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:01:17 PM »

When I was sixteen, I bought a "Soviet Army" flask at a gun show. Not sure if it was authentic or not (had CCCP on the front and a little sickle & hammer on the cap), but it was awesome. It was lost or stolen ages ago.

I have tons of liquor gift set flasks around but we really only use all plastic ones now, if at all.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:11:13 PM »

you flask users. I'm definitely getting one.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:23:51 PM »

I'm gonna have to call gay on this one.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** September 02, 2009, 11:12:02 PM »

I'd but one, but I never go out.

BlackMage · « **Reply #42 on:** September 02, 2009, 11:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 02, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

I'm gonna have to call gay on this one.

only because it gives you more options

drew · « **Reply #43 on:** September 02, 2009, 11:55:18 PM »

the first thing i bought when i first went to college was a generic stainless steel flask

i used it so much the cap connector thingy came off

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 02, 2009, 11:12:02 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd but one, but I never go out.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:08:35 AM »

The the torcher bee comes the strudel

Tauntaun · « **Reply #46 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:39:13 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on September 02, 2009, 11:52:59 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 02, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
I'm gonna have to call gay on this one.

only because it gives you more options

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 03, 2009, 12:02:37 AM

Quote from: Malek on September 02, 2009, 11:12:02 PM
I'd but one, but I never go out.

revenge is sweet.

Kara · « **Reply #47 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:28:14 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 02, 2009, 11:12:02 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd but one, but I never go out.

Who cares man. At least feel sophisticated when you spiral down the long staircase of alcoholism.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #48 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:34:27 AM »

praying that DCharlie doesn't see this thread.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** September 03, 2009, 04:51:56 AM »

From what I've read of DCharlie's alcohol related posts, I wouldn't be surprised if he retrofitted some British pea coat that has the inner lining replaced with a rubber bladder. Basically, a giant coat flask. Getting to the alcohol requires the wearer to pop his/her collar where a hidden translucent spout is placed into the mouth. Good times ensue.

Lone · « **Reply #50 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:45:06 AM »

I'm not little, dammit. I'm a very respectable, mediocre size.

FatalT · « **Reply #51 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:52:35 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2009, 04:51:56 AM

From what I've read of DCharlie's alcohol related posts, I wouldn't be surprised if he retrofitted some British pea coat that has the inner lining replaced with a rubber bladder. Basically, a giant coat flask. Getting to the alcohol requires the wearer to pop his/her collar where a hidden translucent spout is placed into the mouth. Good times ensue.

You've put a lot of thought into this.

Kara · « **Reply #52 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:57:06 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2009, 04:51:56 AM

From what I've read of DCharlie's alcohol related posts, I wouldn't be surprised if he retrofitted some British pea coat that has the inner lining replaced with a rubber bladder. Basically, a giant coat flask. Getting to the alcohol requires the wearer to pop his/her collar where a hidden translucent spout is placed into the mouth. Good times ensue.

Holy shit I want one.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #53 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:58:02 PM »

Quote from: Lone on September 03, 2009, 11:45:06 AM

I'm not little, dammit. I'm a very respectable, mediocre size.

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Author Topic: Are Flasks socially acceptable in this day and age? were they ever? (Read 4881 times)