life sucks

[Bocsius]

2g2d still in effect, want a better job, nobody's hiring.

to make it all worse, i gave up sugared soft-drinks.

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:'(   :'(

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water and the diet mountain dew aren't the same.

[Robo]

Vanilla Coke Zero is pretty good if you liked the original even remotely.  Zero calories and still has some taste to it.

[archie4208]

dozens of jobs applied for, 2 interviews later and i'm still unemployed for 5 months

[Bocsius]

I bought some Coke Zero, knowing that I'm not a big fan of it, but now I'm also going to go ahead and give up soda with phosphoric acid in it, too. Bye, Coke Zero. But I have one 20oz bottle of regular Coke in my fridge at home that's been mocking me for a week. I'll drink it eventually.

[Robo]

photospodic ACID   what in tarnation

[Akala]

eh, at least you have a job. I'm taking one more week to do shit around the house, then I get to go hunting. it's kind of better when I don't think about it.  :'(

[Human Snorenado]

lol jobs lol

[CajoleJuice]

lol jobs lol

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[EmCeeGrammar]

I think I need a job more for killing-time than money, I'm kind of bored lately and am thinking of picking up a second job just to have something to do.

[Bocsius]

I didn't realize they offered doctorates in terrorism.

[Madrun Badrun]

I hear with a Ph.D you get 80 virgins in heaven - ten more than the lesser terrorists. 

[Flannel Boy]

  jinfash

[Tauntaun]

I hear with a Ph.D you get 80 virgins in heaven - ten more than the lesser terrorists. 

  I thought it was 72 virgins.

[The Fake Shemp]

I was looking for something to combat Jinfash's cartoon and I found this

[youtube=560,345]_5izvci8XUk[/youtube]

wtf

[Madrun Badrun]

You're some kind of Muslim scholar now? terrorist.   When did you abandon America?   

[Madrun Badrun]

I was looking for something to combat Jinfash's cartoon and I found this

[youtube=560,345]_5izvci8XUk[/youtube]

wtf

 

[Joe Molotov]

I was looking for something to combat Jinfash's cartoon and I found this

[youtube=560,345]_5izvci8XUk[/youtube]

wtf

The Youtube comments are almost as awesome as the video.

ISraeljew ..I support U..from Peru...I hope all the arabs muslims and..all that piece of shit, were kill in the holocaust instead of jews. LONG LIFE TO ISRAEL

you know what? let my moroccan ass tell you something tora says that the state of israel can't be build until the messias returns only he has the right to build israel we arabs will not recognize israel because its not a rightfull country its arab land mother whoring stubid fucks jews are homeless people the street is where they belong i will not worry amerika will not be here anymore in 50 years and you jews will have no power over the world anymore mark my words

hEIL HITLER!!!

Israeli chicks and Arab chicks are equally dirty and ugly...Jews and Arabs get out of Europe and leave us alone, go kill each other...

have you ever been to any Arabian country or Israel? Its full of Europeans so you can shut your racist ignorant face. Get off Youtube and read a book.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[The Fake Shemp]

My favorite part of the video is when the helicopter peeks above the ridge and then flies back down and appears on the other side, as if nobody noticed.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got a raise on Monday

[Barry Egan]

my victory lap at university begins tomorrow

[Madrun Badrun]

ya jin what degree are you going to have in the end?  just a bs in compsci?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

30 is the new 20

[tehjaybo]

I just left work a little early, drove an hour at at least 15-25 miles an hour over the speed limit, after putting $25 worth of gas in my car to make it, to pay five dollars to play a magic tournament with an amazing deck, and lose every single round, and have my friends stand around and point out my every mistake to the point that I feel that after my ten years of playing magic, I'm just really so bad that I should just quit.

I'm feeling slightly less than amazing.

But on the bright side, I get to go home and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep at around 3am so I can get up at 8am and go to work, since after my girlfriend and I broke up, I can't sleep anymore.

Wait...

[Bildi]

Life is awesome.  I think you guys might be doing it wrong.

I wasted three years studying medicine then transfered and changed to software eng.
During the the past 4 years of studying SWE I withdrew/dropped three entire semesters due to some personal issues that I've ran into, which stretched the original plan a couple more years. So yes, by the time I graduate I'll be 27 with a BS degree in SWE only. But thanks for the support and encouragement guys, those three years I have left just turned into four.

So you're a professional student!

[Diunx]

Life indeed sucks, unless you have money of course.

[ferrarimanf355]

Here's something to cheer you up.
[youtube=560,345]GzjbRUFOirU[/youtube]

[Brehvolution]

The majority of the young are poor. It's part of the cycle. Pay your dues or become a hermit. The Y in the road is fast approaching.

Tick
Tock

[Mr. Gundam]

The Sounders just beat DC United to win the US Open Cup. Life is awesome.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I need a fucking job, I've got shit to buy. I need alcohol. The first paycheck I get with my hypothetical future job, I'm buying some bourbon.

[Joe Molotov]

I wasted three years studying medicine then transfered and changed to software eng.
During the the past 4 years of studying SWE I withdrew/dropped three entire semesters due to some personal issues that I've ran into, which stretched the original plan a couple more years. So yes, by the time I graduate I'll be 27 with a BS degree in SWE only. But thanks for the support and encouragement guys, those three years I have left just turned into four.

Don't worry Jin, you still my p3d0phyle. 

[Reb]

My temporary pay raise just became permanent. Also, there's a better offer coming from another company.
So in the current economic climate I still manage to get to choose from two awesome jobs.

Things are going great with me and my girl.

I have some concerts and a vacation lined up.

I'm healthy.

Any part of my life that's not awesome right now? Maybe the feeling of impending doom, since things have never been this good.

[chronovore]

Any part of my life that's not awesome right now? Maybe the feeling of impending doom, since things have never been this good.

Deep in space, an asteroid subtly changes its course.

[Reb]

Jesus Rebiak give us a break man.

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Good going

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Any part of my life that's not awesome right now? Maybe the feeling of impending doom, since things have never been this good.

Deep in space, an asteroid subtly changes its course.

Yeah, something huge is forming to completely destroy my happiness.

Your girl is cheating on you.

/bitter

With the amount of time we're spending, she would have to be some kind of ninja.

... With your boss; that's why you're getting raises and constantly getting sent away on work-related trips.

/Mystery solved

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/wrists

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THAT WHORE!

[Bildi]

Oh good, Rebiak has arrived to regale us with more tales of his sickeningly perfect life.

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You expected kisses or something to indicate I was joking, didn't you?

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Fine.

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[Reb]

Oh good, Rebiak has arrived to regale us with more tales of his sickeningly perfect life.

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You expected kisses or something to indicate I was joking, didn't you?

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Fine.

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You should check out my staff.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Rebiak is mean

[Barry Egan]

owned

[Reb]

Hey Rebiak you're life may be perfect but you're still gonna die like the rest of us.

 

That's why I'm not pissing it away, tic toc bitches.

[Barry Egan]

w/ the ether

[FlameOfCallandor]

Speak for your self. I just got hired fill time, salary and benefits. No more hourly wages.

And the best part is, it's doing exactly what I want to do. Editing/cinematography for an ad agency.

[Reb]

My cock is rather small.

[The Fake Shemp]

Speak for your self. I just got hired fill time, salary and benefits. No more hourly wages.

And the best part is, it's doing exactly what I want to do. Editing/cinematography for an ad agency.

One of my friends does this and after two years, is ready to kill himself.

[FlameOfCallandor]

One of my friends does this and after two years, is ready to kill himself.

We'll see. I'm happy I get access to shit tons of equipment and space.

[Reb]

My cock is rather small.

I'm very sorry man...

Oh wait, no I'm not.

That's right, it'll be easier on your rectum.

[Bocsius]

I went home for lunch. Lean pocket, yogurt. The lean pocket slipped and hit the floor. I had to cut myself.*

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*microwave another one.

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[The Fake Shemp]

One of my friends does this and after two years, is ready to kill himself.

We'll see. I'm happy I get access to shit tons of equipment and space.

Yeah, it's good money. He just bought a house and pretty much can buy whatever he wants. Since he lives in the midwest, where cost of living is minimal, he lives like a king. And still has money to buy shit like $6,000 cameras, Blu-rays, videogames, etc.

But the hours get to him, and as of late, he's enjoying the job less and less. When I was in Los Angeles for several weeks, we were doing the struggling artist thing, but even he remarked that we seemed to be having more fun than he does on a daily basis.

I, personally, can endure 30 cent burritos as long as I have Netflix and am doing what I like.

[Reb]

My cock is rather small.

I'm very sorry man...

Oh wait, no I'm not.

That's right, it'll be easier on your rectum.

I'm not your (girl) friend, guy.

[Tauntaun]

One of my friends does this and after two years, is ready to kill himself.

We'll see. I'm happy I get access to shit tons of equipment and space.

Yeah, it's good money. He just bought a house and pretty much can buy whatever he wants. Since he lives in the midwest, where cost of living is minimal, he lives like a king. And still has money to buy shit like $6,000 cameras, Blu-rays, videogames, etc.

But the hours get to him, and as of late, he's enjoying the job less and less. When I was in Los Angeles for several weeks, we were doing the struggling artist thing, but even he remarked that we seemed to be having more fun than he does on a daily basis.

I, personally, can endure 30 cent burritos as long as I have Netflix and am doing what I like.

I know what you like. 

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[Madrun Badrun]

My cock is rather small.

I'm very sorry man...

Oh wait, no I'm not.

That's right, it'll be easier on your rectum.

 

[The Fake Shemp]

One of my friends does this and after two years, is ready to kill himself.

We'll see. I'm happy I get access to shit tons of equipment and space.

Yeah, it's good money. He just bought a house and pretty much can buy whatever he wants. Since he lives in the midwest, where cost of living is minimal, he lives like a king. And still has money to buy shit like $6,000 cameras, Blu-rays, videogames, etc.

But the hours get to him, and as of late, he's enjoying the job less and less. When I was in Los Angeles for several weeks, we were doing the struggling artist thing, but even he remarked that we seemed to be having more fun than he does on a daily basis.

I, personally, can endure 30 cent burritos as long as I have Netflix and am doing what I like.

I know what you like. 

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[Kestastrophe]

Sucks people are still having problems with the labor market. Hopefully there wasn't a structural change in the labor market with higher natural unemployment, such has been suggested recently.

[Reb]

  Tide is turning!

New job fell through, Blu-ray I waited 2 weeks for is the wrong region code.

Place your bets on me getting a horrible illness and/or being dumped.

[archie4208]

5:1

[Bocsius]

Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry?

[Barry Egan]

Things are looking good for me right now.  Last night I fucked Rebiak's girl, for instance.

[Reb]

Things are looking good for me right now.  Last night I fucked Rebiak's girl, for instance.

That can't be, she doesn't have sex.

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:'(

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[Bocsius]

 

[muckhole]

Things are looking good for me right now.  Last night I fucked Rebiak's girl, for instance.

That can't be, she doesn't have sex.

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:'(

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[Don Flamenco]

Tide is turning!

New job fell through, Blu-ray I waited 2 weeks for is the wrong region code.

Place your bets on me getting a horrible illness and/or being dumped.

On the plus side, my life is going pretty great.  Every day is a huge rush of adrenaline from school and the excitement of living in a very nice area of one of the world's best cities.  also finally have some dating prospects and the motivation to care about it. 

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also I spend all day and most of the night studying

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I never get to enjoy all the awesome cultural stuff around me

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the girl may turn out to be a lesbian or taken

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I've been out once in the past month and my friends and family are getting pissed that I've dropped off the face of the Earth

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but this is exactly what I signed up for   

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